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>me
>25
>be married for two years.
>have depraved milf fetish.
>Barely can get hard with my wife.
>Find my self trying not to fap for a few days.
>fail every time to mommy captions.
>Lie/and be honest to my wife.
>"I wanked it today sorry.
>We're both fat
>She smiles and assures me it's okay.
>Find myself searching for milfs/mommies on jewbook or searching for cations that night.
>Also unemployed and my wifes the breadwinner.
>Only way to escape my guilt is to be drunk and high.
.....am I gonna be okay?

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Just make sure she stays fat or she'll leave you.

>fail every time to mommy captions.

this is actually how I imagine the average life of the type of person who gets off to captions

I have made it a personal goal to keep her dependent on me (emotionally and sexually) I am sure i do this for quite some time. I can explain further if needed.

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Checked, you wouldn't be wrong user.

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>I can explain further if needed.

That won't be necessary.

1. Get a job.
2. If that isn't possible go back to school, then get a job.
3. After you have completed 1. divorce your wife and get a mommy gf.
You won't be happy till you actually act on what you want.

I mean I still feel like shit, just not suicidal like I used to feel before I met her.

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holy shit no user, stop fapping to your fetish and lose weight atleast. Make your wife start losing weight to. Dont be that fat couple.

Then live out the fetish when it took you and your wife 20 years to lose 250 pounds.

I'm a bum I live with my parents only my mom and wife are working. My dad is a disable boomer/hippie, and i just got fired a few months ago. This fetish has never left me.
I might have a factory-type job lined up for me so that is nice.

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>that fat couple
What do you mean? I've never herd of this till now.

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I'm a pretty common robot aint I.

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>Barely can get hard
>We're both fat
>unemployed and my wifes the breadwinner
>Only way to escape my guilt is to be drunk and high.
>I have made it a personal goal to keep her dependent on me (emotionally and sexually)
>I live with my parents

this is the average male
he will inherit the earth

Im a wagie clerk cuck and everyone fucking hates these obese couples that cant go a day without drinking 3 L of coke and buy shit food all the time. Everytime making an excuse to buy shit food.

STOP EATING SO FUCKING MUCH

I don't think I'm your avg male... God I hope not.

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You will die alone without even have touched a milf.

Oh we're not like that. We use the one check we get to prepare for the next two weeks. Usaully food for her because i feel bad using her check. I end up stealing money from my parents to avoid my drug/beer habit I try to never take from her if I don't have to, which right now I don't till my dad dies.
>Random girl tits i found on a friends facebook

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This is the fate i have accepted unless i do something about it. Currently I am playing it safe.

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Get her preggo and she will be a milf fucktard. Allthough i bet your both to fat to make babies. Do this as it gets even harder. T.30 boomer.

can we see a photo of the wife

No, something I can't do.
Fuck I wish, it was that simple but year we are fat and i dunno what the weight limit is to have babies but right now we're focus on being economical stable.

>rome is forever
>tits are temporary
>the western roman empire timespan: 1100 years
>the eastern roman empire: 2000 years
>tits: >2000000 years

Aint that the truth rome will last forever.

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