Lonely feels

I'll start
>tfw no femanon to shitpost and cuddle with

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>op so retarded he needs help to shitpost

>I look forward to going to physics therapy as it's only time I talk to girls

>I look forward to going to the dentist because she's a milf with nice tits and she always rubs them on me while she shoves her fingers in my mouth

>op so retarded he needs help to shitpost :c

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>tfw no fem who enjoys rhythm games, eurobeat/edm, wandering and catching pokemons

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>I sometimes hurt myself, cutting or just break my arm to go to the hospital and have cute nurses taking care of me ~

>tfw so alone that i feel nothing, do nothing, and know with grim certainty that i don't have much longer to live

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I do not believe you voluntarily break your own arm, and accuse you of lying.

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I just want to play vidya, the same way we did as kids, in the same room. We could sit at two desktops next to each other ragging on each other without headsets or play consoles.

>tfw you want to talk with people on mic only to stop pacing in your room while talking with yourself

>I do not believe you voluntarily break your own arm, and accuse you of lying.
I don't care if you believe me or not, just know that pain get's me of and I'm a masochist

>tfw no ugly butterface fembot to hug that smells like mothballs

>tfw have been talking to imaginary friends for so long that I now prefer them to real people

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Are you actually walking around talking out loud to visual hallucinations or just talking to the voices in your head?

I fucking hate this picture.
That seating position is uncomfortable as fuck. Japanese people are fucking subhumans.

That's called Scizophrenia, user.
Please seek psychiatric help before those "friends" of yours start telling you to harm yourself or others.

Walking around talking out loud to voices in my head

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>Walking around talking out loud to voices in my head
mentalhealth.org.uk/a-to-z/h/hearing-voices

tfw my dope dealer is out of town and im rattling

Thing with me though, I don't 'experience' the voices, I create all the characters for myself to interact with. It's basically just me thinking to myself as if I'm different people.

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They're not voices in his head, they're imaginary friends.

tfw no femboy bf to have comfy naps with

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>tfw my dope dealer is out of town and im rattling
buy from the deep web, is really easy. My dealer usually goes on vacation around this time to, so I'm already stacked

>tfw no fembot to mercilessly sodomize

It doesn't matter how you try to sugar coat it, you still show signs of a serious mental health issue, and need to get checked out.

Still sounds kind of mental, but I don't think it's a problem as long as you know the difference between reality and imagination.

Pretty sure this user just made a bunch of tulpas.
Go tell , they'd love to hear about it.

>tfw no gf to be my sex slave

tfw no pure innocent robot to love forever

>tfw no gf to watch movies toghether on friday night cuddling on the couch after a long day at work

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How many of you guys use porn to forget about your loneliness? I usually watch those POV videos where they don't show the dick. I really enjoy the ones where there's a good story line to it. Like towards the end the women in the video just lays down next to me and tells me that I did a good job and that she loves me. Makes it feel even better about myself.

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I've accepted that my loneliness is my own doing and a feeling that I enjoy. You will too eventually.

>tfw no relateable and equally messed up gf to build a relationship of mutual love and understanding with while living reclusive, simple, and conventionally boring lives together

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Yes I do it but sometimes there are things porn can't give you

how messed up are you, user?

>tfw no idea how to make friends
I was "that kid" in school that everybody made fun of and ostracized because I have bad social skills. Now I'm out of college and have 0 friends. I've tried to make friends through meetups (3DS, Jow Forums, early 20's) and have never had success. For the past year I stopped trying but now my social skills have degraded to the point where I switch worlds if someone talks to me on Runescape. I feel like shit every day and have started drinking a lot. I just want a friend before I get any worse.

>tfw no femanon to talk about philosophy and sciences with together, share porn with each other, listen to classical music and watch soccer together, and go on adventures together

I just need a companion

I can't porn the fuck out of my feeling

You can love me if you're an actual girl

Sitting alone in a bathroom stall at school every lunch break. I used to be popular, what happened?

Couldn't honestly say as I haven't seen any sort of professional. But I'm a hikki/neet who's afraid of social situations with people I don't already know well, and I'm generally uncomfortable around other people. I also have no real ambitions in life besides (hopefully) finding someone to be shut-ins with. Aaand I wouldn't be surprised if I had some sort of body dysmorphia or something.

you got me beat on body dysmorphia, i cant relate to that. im in your situation otherwise though

To be honest with you, user, I don't think I should have posted. I've been sitting here for a while thinking about how to reply, but I feel nervous just thinking about talking to someone. You ever feel like you're somehow less than a person?

>can still see deleted posts because 4chanX
I'm sorry to hear that, m80. I hope that shit's in the past at least.

please don't touch my butt

If you were a real girl I would

i was funposting in another thread and forgot to take the name off and deleted in embarrasment. most of it is indeed in the past, but the damage will always last if you know what i mean

I'm constantly fucking up at work lately and stress is eating me away, being lonely and tfw no gf is just doubling the feels. I just want to quit so much.

> tfw no friends to talk to and joke around with
> tfw no girlfriend to cuddle and give me some form of attention
> tfw no parents or siblings because passed around as a foster kid
> tfw im not even fat ugly or short just socially awkward
> tfw girls have told me that if i change my personality i could get a gf
> tfw i dont understand how to change

Whats the job, boi?

>tfw denied most basic function & drive (procreation)
>tfw the flies eating my refuse have it better

feels pretty fucking MMXVIII to me

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Yeah, I hear ya. I can't say that I've had the same experience, but I've been telling myself so many negative things for the last few years that I've sorta just accepted them as true at this point. That's about as close as I can relate though.

You got any online games you might wanna play sometime, user? No strings or anything, I just think it'd be nice to have a female friend who I could relate with (I guess I've been assuming you're a grill this entire time despite you never claiming to be lel). Bonus points for text chat 'cause voice chat is scurry.

Call center cuck in a travel agency, messed up big time and made a reservation for a minor at an hotel for 3.000 $, her mom made the reservation and for some reason I forgot we don't accept reservation for minors and made it. Now hotel won't confirm it and also won't refund the money, I'll probably don't get paid until I pay it back. I just fucking hate this job so much.

i havent been much for playing video games because the weather drains me of motivation. im up for text chatting though, if you have emai;/discord either works

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!
First of all, relax man, its a call center job. Theres plenty more like it if you get fired.
Also, if they refused to pay me until 3,000 dollary doos is paid off, id quit on the spot.

You are essentially working for free at that point.

They can't fire me because I'm the only English speaking guy and I'm actually very competent at my job( I deal with so many shit) when I don't slip with shit like this. They need me but if they say they will cut my pay I'm quitting of course, I ain't talking with all kinds of idiots for free everyday tho I don't know if I'll find one that pays good as this one. I'm getting paid a lot more than others because of my language skills etc.

Then don't stress out over one mistake, man.
If you are as valuable as you claim, then i wouldnt even give that incident a second thought.
But if they take your pay away, id still quit and find someplace else to work. Fuck that shit.

Yeah my only worry is the pay, this is my third slip lately. I've been forgetting some stuff and and my mind keeps wandering off, depression has gone really bad lately.

Depression does have a negative effect on your brain's performance, mostly memory and and critical thinking.

If you're depressed get that shit taken care of by a doctor or change some shit about your lifestyle.

>nervous and scared to give out even a throwaway discord for the sole purpose of talking to someone more or less anonymously
Honestly, user, I don't think I'm ready to move on from my self-isolation yet. I'm really sorry. Please don't take it personally; you seem like a nice person. I sincerely hope that you find someone decent to talk to who isn't such a mess. Sorry again.

you were the one who offered in the first place. it doesnt really make sense and it just seems like you are just messing with me

No, I know. I thought I could handle it. I'm really not messing with you, or at least that wasn't at all my intention. I'm just a gigantic coward. I'm sorry for being such an asshole.

It's okay, I'll hold you and comfort you afterwards.

user we can be friends sir

>have cuddling fantasy #49215136
>realistically think how to attain this
>start getting really nervous and sad

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