/britfeel/

youtube.com/watch?v=U6OUPv63Gcc

so Lee goes to the seaside just to eat and drink as usual, and watch seagulls die from the window. Classic.

That said this got me thinking holidaying in Britain should make a comeback w these hot summers, to kick some life back into some of those towns

As a kid my mom didn't make me brush my teeth so mine are kinda offcolored.
Makes me wanna get a whitening service at a dental office but they're expensive.

made chilli for tea but cooking really heated up the kitchen during the afternoon peak temps

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thanks OP, a true user

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apuposters literally foaming at the mouth over being exposed

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Not really though, nice try DM

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nah, we were the first in the train on yer mum. there's still a long line waiting to plough her

I-I just spilled it all over my keyboard
press F to pay repsects

Really think I would be able to sleep better if I had the warmth and comfort of a gf next to me lads

Gotta invest in your happiness my friend

Does Peaky Blinders get good? I've seen the first 2 episodes not sure I want to watch any more

i got a couple series in and got bored

Yeah, probably will once im earning a bit of gbp next year.
Gym is paying off turned from a skeleton to a imposing lad so one day im gonna make it i think.
Still not gonna date stacey though im saying my virginity for a unconventionally attractive bookie girl.

maybe you just need a teddy bear

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H-Has the Avatarfag fucked off? Can we post Apu?

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No problem lad, hope this one is a bit better than the last eh?
How do you have so many tits saved anyway?

how many press ups can you do smol

How many britfit dicks could you serveice at once smol?

>Can we post Apu?
Let me check the official /britfeel/ rules lad
*brings out massive book*
hmmm yess
hmmm quite
ahh yes I see yes of course
hmmm curious

After extensive research I can safely say post frogs lad

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>britfit
he's over 18 mate, your nonce ring doesn't want him.

trip-traps out
tranons in
simple as

does the rule book say you're allowed to nonce toddlers too?

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Please don't put me in the same boat as dmanonce.

howuwu caan suuch a quteee greeen froggo pwoster bee a noncidoodilydoo? unu;-;

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both out tbqhwyladm8

Support DM

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I can only hope.
I'm always on /b/ or /s/ looking for more, i just really love boobs

shippy nonce confirmed

I just want less tripcodes/dramafags lad, that was the only point I was really making
Fair play lid. You and me both.
God speed.

OH FUCK OFF, YOU ARE AVATARFAGGING

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zero
five

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looks like this'll be shit arguing again.
current state of this general is terrible because long running jokes are completely ignored and misunderstood

Post chatlogs
*Insert picture of Xi here*

Would you date one of the lads from here?

and you're a nonce

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Fuck off tranny, trannies are not welcome here

britfit ft. Smol Tranners meet up when?!

Should I buy a comfy Freddy Krueger jumper lads? They're expensive (100 euros) but they're hand knitted by a lady in Germany with merino wool

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Looks like #NonceNest is carrying out operations this evening lads

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>maybe you just need a teddy

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that's a moose

Can we just shut the fuck up with the nonce shit for a day? Cheers lads.

is larphunter and noncehunter the same person

Something tells me it is

teddy fuckers out
simple as

>lad
It's one person desu. Same person known to spout whatever flavour of the month bait shits this thread up, same person who deliberately splits the thread to get the mods pissed off, same person who's admitted multiple times that they've wanted to kill this thread

FUCK OFF MODS

EAT A DICK

Reminder to either filter or read a port spam

We can, it's just these autistic newfags that aren't even britfeel natives

so the radio gang then?

see You're bang on lad but it's the same guy who posts loads of shite like this, not just nonce/larp posts

Exactly, and Zeus is a poltard anyway

why would you buy that in summer you plank?
it looks nice. I want one now.

Thank god that faggot who got triggered by frogs is gone

I just love em tbqh, I wish I had a gf with nice boobs but at least I pics to look at

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just let me cry
I ain't gonna smile
IF I DON'T WANT TO
Hey man, we all can't be like you
I wish we were all rose-colored too
MY ROSE COLOURED BOY

Can't stop singing it to myself lads send help

only by apu, you nonce.

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Please post cute traps, lads

u just dont understand true love
if he was nice

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smol > all the other tranny regulars

I know it seems silly but because they're handmade and bespoke if I ordered now by the time it's been knitted and posted it will probably be October

why are milfs so perfect lads?

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Fuck off you mentally ill bent

So is it just a butthurt foreigner trying to kill the general or a brit with some kind of grudge

Not seen any Asian girlfriend hepatitis posts since the nonce posting has gone wild...

Maybe it's the same larping baitfag?

at least smol delivers

please don't gets the lads all upset
Legs are my thing but who doesn't love boobs amirite
Actually just girls in general desu. Girls are hot.

>if he was nice

You should date SP. He is rich, nice and handsome.

what do your parents think of you smol?

My money is on one of the Jow Forums lads from how he goes off on rants about the SJW's from time to time

there was somebody asking for a world without britfeel back in 2016
also spoke with somebody on cytuuuuuube movie nights with the name i hate britfeel
suspect i think i know who it is but no proof so no point saying

He died of hepatitis. His girlfriend peed in his eye and it went straight to his brain. Poor lad.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-45104522

>south east London child dies in housefire - being treated as murder
Damn dirty apes.

>there was somebody asking for a world without britfeel back in 2016

Spooky evil user. I wonder why he hates this place so much, was someone nasty to him one time or is he addicted?

I'm nice, date me.

nice bum

Maybe DM laddie

May as well lad, just out of curiosity. Who'd you reckon? Won't take it too seriously so doesn't matter if you've not got proof

Just applied for HMV and replied to all those questions with dry and simple with slight sarcastic tone. I thought fuck it. Being a kiss up hasn't worked for me in the past so let's try this way.

lei feng?

kek remember that time that seethelad thought he'd gotten doxxed and ran away like a little bitch
funny that was

Sleeping next to a girl is annoying lad. Honestly

>where would you find punk?
Ummm. On my sheets?
>...
>spunk. *blip* *blip*

get your Gran to knit one for you instead

youtube.com/watch?v=Ax-NymvtDXI

this is a great video and channel
and how fucking good looking is this guy ... lucky fella

They probably thought you were autistic instead of funny.

I would but one is basically a vegetable and the other is 91 and could die any minute. I'll just have to pretend this German lady is my gran

Wouldn't surprise me. That guy was always trying to bait us with his fake chad posting.
He probably got so angry with us he wants to ruin the thread.
I hate him so much.

a job at HMV?

nah it's not right to do it. and everytime i go ah ha, it should always be followed by i'm an idiot, because i'm wrong most times
if i knew what that was i could answer you

if they have a program for hiring disabled people you're sorted lad, good thinking pretending to be autistic with no social skills