/britfeel/

Back into no man's sky. My first planet was a fucking fire pit of hell I died

here for the next thread you ponce.

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Oh no we made 35 year old neets feel insecure
do one lad, this should be a wake up call if anything

>My team on BF1 are going to win
Should I even bother deploying in

Go to bed pal, you gotta be up early to get your GCSE results.

>Tfw no britfeel lover

any offers? i'm a fitty

I prefer my women of sound mind and legal age.

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23 afraid Iad .

so is it just me that kinda by default assumes every user I talk to is a ~20 year old white dude

>be at a party
>don't know anyone there except family
>think trying to start a conversation is a good idea
>there's this stranger, she's a grill
>decide to ask her something as an icebreaker
>bit fucking shit this party isn't it?
Am I autistic or just a fucking idiot lads?

Don't say that you'll trigger the "dating experts".

Lovely lad. Chuckle on.

Those comfy autumn mornings are drawing ever closer lads

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Roughly 20 if you count 27

>play with a guy with 98 in his name
>assume he's gonna be a babby
>sounds like a 40 year old smoker

AHHH I DON'T LIKE IT LADS. I HATE GROWING OLD

haha you you ain't half right !

Anyone know a Beth Lomax from in or near Warrington?

>Swearing in front of a lady

How uncouth.

gwan gazza

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Fucking pitchin over asmr women lads, qwick distract me

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>tfw not the only 30+
whew lad

can we make august barry chuckle memorial month?

>Fucking pitchin
what?

Yeah in Appleton. Why?

Taking a break from Battlefield, anyways, what are the chances of the #NonceNest returning to try and shit on our Apu?

needs more fog/10

>can we make august barry chuckle memorial month?
No

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>tfw went for a walk and missed prime girl baiting

He's wanking off to ASMR

is this the worst time to be an unattractive male in the West?

youtube.com/watch?v=6V-gC6ipRRY

>Barry hid his cancer from fans
poor barry, suffering in silence not to upset his fans.

Shes a bitch lad. Real nasty piece of work.

Ah... I was walking for my teens too...

Want me to book her in for a cheeky CT raid at 5am next week?

COR TRACY BEAKER

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girl baiting on britfeel i mean

i found 2 beths lomaxes from warrington on facebook

she didn't hit the wall she hit a fucking iceberg, have you seen her recently?

OH HARRO PREES, I AM CHINEES PEEPRE

baiting a larper you mean

who do you lads main in Tekken? I'm torn between Kazumi and King

Just for you lod

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Yah, ay
Yah, ay, yah
Ay, haha, yah, yah, yah
Ay
Ay, ay, ay

I'm like "Bitch, who is your mans?" (ay)
Can't keep my dick in my pants (ay)
My bitch don't love me no mo' (ay)
She kick me out, I'm like vro (ay)
That bitch don't wanna be friends (ay)
I gave her dick, she amen (ay)
She put her tongue on my dick (ay)
Look at my wrist, about ten (ay)
Just got a pound of the boof (ay)
Brought that shit straight to the booth (ay)
Tommy my Hilfiger voots (ay)
She said, "wan' fuck?" Bitch, I do (ay)
You put a gun on my mans (ay)
I put a hole in your parents (ay)
I just got lean on my ksubis (ay)
I got a UZI, no Uzi, yah

Fuck on me, look at me, ay
Fuck on me, yah, look at me, ay
Look at me, look at me, yah
Fuck on me, yah, ay
Look at me, yah, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me, yah
Look at me, fuck on me
Yah, ay

Tell these fuck niggas, voot me up, pipe up
Ay, shouts-out Bans and them
Ay

I took a white bitch to Starbucks
That little bitch got her throat fucked
I like to rock out like I'm misfit
My emo bitch like her wrist slit
Curly hair bitch like I'm Corbin
Got like three bitches, I'm Mormon
Skeet on your main bitch's forehead
Don't want your pussy, just want head

Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, yah, ay!
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, yah!

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The one who works at Gulliver's World

Falco
he's slower than fox but the damage is better

baiting me i mean

much comfier

was she ever really that attractive though lad

You lads have a song which you can just play to death and not get bored of at all?

for me it's she said she said

No I baited you.

A bunch of these forums like incels.me, lookism, braincels on reddit; they really resonate with me. There's just a lot of undeniable truth to what these people are saying. At they same time, they're fucking toxic, they just make you more depressed and hate yourself even more. It stops people from even wanting to make the effort to improve themselves

Wrote my brothers card and having some tilda rice (Caribbean rice and peas), my first meal of the day

Going to try and eat better starting tomorrow, as eating so little leaves me feeling drained and unwell

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she was nothing special but I would have fucked her back then and to be quite honest with you i'd probably fuck her now

My obsession at the moment is
youtube.com/watch?v=W3JJxS0gNkE

I really identify with it.

fish fingers and potato waffles for tea, third time in a row

Is this an attempt at low key doxxing?

>(Caribbean rice and peas),
tilde confirmed blicked

alri sp
*waves*

I basically eat the same meals everyday as I am attempting to gain weight and it is just cheaper and easier

yea she looked like a stuck up tart tbqh

i'm having fried chicken and chips butty with chips and chicken on the side. was meant to get gravy but forgot

well im meeting a poster this week so there will be another witness to me not being a larp

Nah I just wanna know if shes annoyed anyone else recently.

post them

youtube.com/watch?v=1Wl3rM3AlC0

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Classic episode lad. I watched this'n last night, got me proper laughing. www1.watchcartoonsonline.eu/watch/south-park-s16-e7-cartman-finds-love/
t. Leeiscool1

I do worry he might do some shady shit you know

I know what you mean. They are partly right about some people's behaviour. Some people do act on instinct alone and their weird Darwinist views work for making sense of some peoples' actions. At the same time you are right about it making you cynical. I've stopped browsing all of that sort of stuff as I wasn't learning anything new and was only hurting myself.

Course you are. And I bet we're going to get a great timestamphed photo of BOTH of you and you definitely won't be a lad from here just taking a photo with his sister.

nonce master race reporting for duty

Platinumed Yakuza 6, lads. Now the wait for Kiwami 2 begins.

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Reminder that Jamaica has had a white population for centuries, some of them still exist

youtu.be/iwDgA9LUVMA

how many diddles have you fiddled today lad? 7 here

>nonce master race
Haha, No lad

Anyone need a roomie?

Calm down zeus lad

none today, but grafting hard
stay jealous virgin

nah he's a good boy

*knock knock*

Ooooh, it's Hoo Lee Fook.

>chicken and chips
>with chicken and chips on the side

....so a big plate of chicken and chips then

not bad but i prefer slump

>tfw forever hollerin' hootie hoo

DM, Is that you? Post the chatlogs

Is that lass who posted her knickers and dilator in?

I could do with some female advice.

if I just started the series with the new Yakuza 0 PC port would I miss much lad? Also are the western versions gimped, like missing extra stuff the Jap versions have?

Roll call, reply to this is you support DM user

no, i put the chicken and chips in the teacake so it's just a big plate with some chips and chicken and a chips and chicken butty
might go mental and do some baked and green beans as well

Yakuza 0 is a great place to start. Only gimped western version is Yakuza 3.

Save your seed for my boipussy, Zeus.

Thanks fren, I'll get right on it then

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Yes, i support him through the thick and thin.

Support DManon

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hi there happy to give advice. also its not a dilator, and they were a different persons knickers