Have you masturbated today? Let's talk about it

Have you masturbated today? Let's talk about it.

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Technically yeah since it was at 3am

yeah, what about it lass

yeah a few times gonna go again in a sec

nope, im day 26 NO FAP
feelsgud desu

I had one when I got up. It was nice

No, I've been wageslaving.

What did you do it to? Did you cum? What did you do with the cum? was it short strokes or long strokes?

I used to fap to a bullycuck pon stubreddit till it turn extremely gay.

I have not masturbated since I woke up but I fell asleep at 6 am so I may have masturbated sometime before I went to sleep.
Ok now what's there to talk about?

it was jus the standard mate
I came, wiped it off with paper and flushed it down the toilet
also who the fuck does long strokes
yer not in a fucken porno

So depressed I can't even masturbate
So sad I don't get erection anymore

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Hey, tell me, how is it to be a wagecuck? seriously, I'm not being ironic or anything, I just want to know, bc tomorrow I have a job interview

>nofappers have it so bad they count the days
pathetic

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I flapped 3-4 times today. The latest one was thinking about a chick that has a crush on me but I'm too retarded to do anything about it, anyway when it came to busting that fat nae nae I was quick, and nothing much came outta my wieneeee.

Very nice man.
I'm on day 6 rn, could have been 13 but I deliberately fapped.

what? its just for 31 days. gonna fap liek no tomorrow after that to see how it comes out lmao
i have no desire to fap, that goes away after 8 or 9 days

i read hentai everyday. fapped 3times today. i have to sleep but i have been reading an ero manga for like 5 hours. classes start in 12 hours and i havent studied 40pages of material and done 2 pages of my assignment. Masturbation fucks with my rhythm and i have no self control

Not in three days nothing turned me on yet.

soon. gonna jerk off to chicks getting fucked doggy style and sucking cock and imagine its me. probably gonna call myself a sissy slut too. shit makes me cum so hard.

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I'm going to lay off on jerking my snake because it doesn't help me in the slightest and I need to learn how to fix appliances or something practical instead of sitting on my duff all day feeling sorry for myself

yep, no one was home, mom is on vacation and dad is working so I ripped the bong and watched porn all day. I jerked off 5 times, nothing special as I did it 12 times last new years eve but it was chill. now I'm burnt out listening to some music.

You are not allowed to cum without something in your boypussy you worthless degenerate. Even if that something is just a finger, do you understand?

goddamnit the more I look at this the more red flags I see

Nah. Waifu stuff doesn't feel right when I have unpleasant stuff fresh in mind that makes me feel like she doesn't want me, so much, and looking at anyone else in that way just makes it harder to get back to my ideal. Imagination is hard for me, and I only have myself to help me nudge things in a better direction. It's all a headache.

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that's hot i wish you could fuck me t b h

jerked off in the bathroom at work to futa shit on /gif/. living the dream, lads

>imagines self as chick in porn
>calls self sissy slut
>not in chastity and masturbating purely through the ass
You aren't good at this. Do you need a real man to teach you what should do?

How absolutely predictable. Someone shows you even a hint of attention and you get down on all fours for them, what a pervert. You would probably make a good toy though. I hope you are smooth and clean like a good little sissy should be.

Usually for me, the first few weeks of a new job makes me feel happy. I enjoy talking to new people and it makes me feel like I'm moving my life forward. Afterwards, when the drone kicks in I absolutely hate it. Especially when you're not doing anything productive. I have never regretted quitting. Right now I'm working construction and it's alright, but I've learned that I do not like working with African Americans.

I did, it was nice. I didnt fapped in the last 3 days so i had a nice load.

I tried to enjoyed more, edgying for a moment but i coudnt handle it. Maybe in the night im going to do it again. I dont know. Lately i try to let some time pass from fap to fap to have nicer boners and loads.

But i have to say that the blonde gook from your pic is very inspyiring.

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While no fap is retarded. I never fap during the day or before needing to work hard. It kills your fighting spirit for a few hours.

only if you're actually capable..

Not even gonna lie I was fucking around with Rouge's jiggle physics in SA2 and I ended up busting a nut to fat bat tits on rule 34
True story

Oh I didn't mean me, too short and small dicked for that job. Just in general...

No, I haven't masturbated in... iunno, a week or so.

I'm on nofap it's a meme I'm horny af
>17 day btw

I haven't jacked it since 4pm yesterday. Beer has nuked my sex drive temporarily. Tomorrow morning tho maybe some lesbian bully JAV.