>If you beat me in chess I'll be your gf and do whatever you want, but if you lose you'll get sent to the shadow realm
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If you beat me in chess I'll be your gf and do whatever you want, but if you lose you'll get sent to the shadow realm
Anthony Perry
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Henry Barnes
Ask if the shadow realm is any better than here. Maybe I wanna go, right?
Sebastian Jackson
intentionally throw the game to lose as fast as possible
Ethan Martin
i'll literally destroy this bitch
knight to f3
William Collins
Proceed to ensure victory through cheating by playing her moves against a computer chess program using my phone and playing the moves that the computer makes against her. Afterwards I proceed to mercilessly make fun of her for losing and being a brainlet until she cries.
Angel Hughes
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Landon Rogers
If I win she becomes my gf so that's a success If I lose I get sent to the shadow realm meaning I don't have to live in this world anymore so that's a success.
Brayden Scott
maybe if i was suicidal i'd just throw the game otherwise walk away
Carson Hill
Anyone who doesn't agree with this sentiment is a failed normie and needs to fuck off to reddit or Official 9Gag Facebook Group or whatever fucking tire fire is the in thing now
Leo Perez
you will never penetrate my SICILIAN DEFENSE
Asher King
Wizards do not fear THOTS or the Shadow Realm
Gabriel Price
>i'll literally destroy this bitch
>knight to f3
>kf6
Jack Hughes
try to win
Leo Nguyen
Oh yeah because Deep Blue is totally available as an app.
Christopher Torres
>grandpa was a competitive chess player all his life
>he tried to teach me how to play when I was a kid
>I didn't want to because I was too buys playing video games
>now he's dead and I feel like a fucking retard for not knowing how to play
Austin Powell
>he doesn't learn chess and train at it every day like a shounen protag to restore his grandfather's honor and face down Kaparsky in the All World Chess Federation Ultra Tournament or some over the top shit
The president has vowed to make anime real but that doesn't mean he has to pull it all by himself you know
Christopher Fisher
So if I win, I get a qt chess playing gf, and if I lose I die? This is the definition of a win/win. that being said, I'm moving my Queen's knight to C3
James Ross
Daniel Ward
>t. this user
:)
Logan Miller
I never claimed I was any good, just that it was a win for me whether I won or lost
Aiden Reed
Anyone want a game?
Cameron Evans
>tfw like chess but I'm a brainlet at it
Jacob Morris
nvm, have to go help with something
Cooper Cruz
>i promise i won't run your moves through my phone/other tab
Brandon Perry
I would ask her if she's joking, but if it is serious then I wouldn't go for it because I am a brainlet who sucks at chess.