"Hey Onii-chan, dinners ready."

Hiding your dick and changing the tab you're on doesn't matter when everyone can smell everything, even when they're on the other side of the closed door

You're right, I'll stand up and show them my naked bottom next time.

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If they could smell it, that would mean they'd knock before opening unless they've got a peeping incest fetish.

that's why I open my piss jugs before rubbing one out

How fucking smelly are you? Alternatively, leave some food pieces in the trashcan so that masks the smell.

who's /neverbeencaught/ here?
i've had some close calls but nobody has seen my wee wee

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older sister did this once while i was jacking off
>opens door without knocking
>she can see the porn and she can see where my hand is
>still walks up and says "user we need to coc- talk
>after that i took the handle out and added a lock
>she got mad
>i moved out into a trailer
>she tried to just come into my trailer randomly once and started slamming on my door while i was jerking off in VRchat
>have to pull the 6in dildo out of my ass, shower and then light a candle in my room
>she goes right for my room while looking pissed off
>grab her ponytail and just start dragging her out
>she calls my dad and he proceeds to chew her out for trying to make sure i wasn't beating my meat
>im 23
she leaves church stuff on my door sometimes, one of the crosses she left was really soft and i ended up sucking on it while lewding with a guy i met

Please tell me you're a girl using some funky terms.

Well met friend. We are apart of an exclusive club

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>girls
>on Jow Forums
if i was a girl you would see alot more flowerly language and :3 :D

No, that's what MtF trannies do.

>>she calls my dad and he proceeds to chew her out for trying to make sure i wasn't beating my meat
>> he proceeds to chew her out for trying to make sure i wasn't beating my meat
What did he mean by this?

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user is TWENTY THREE years old. That cunt needs to leave him alone

>>> he proceeds to chew her out for trying to make sure i wasn't beating my meat
>>>chew her out
What did he mean by this?

>trannie
nah man i am a man. Here are the following things I am not
>cuteboy
>mtf
>tranny
>trap
>skinny
>feminine
>sub
I'm an overweight white dude

chewing someone out is a way of saying you are speaking to them in a way that you are making them feel like they are being chewed on by a wild animal.
If i chew you out it means im angry with you in a way that resembles an animal

Pretty sure ur sis wants sum of tha dick

>Pretty sure ur sis wants sum of tha dick
well shes way to fucking late for that, i was so desperate for so long i turned into a faggot

>>she tried to just come into my trailer randomly once and started slamming on my door while i was jerking off in VRchat

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It is okay user. The first few times I heard this I was extremely bewildered. I wish I did not know what it was when I went to boot camp though- it would have been funny to ask them and then get a demonstration

>tfw so stealthy with masturbating that parents don't even think I'm into girls or sex at all
should become a secret agent with this tier of stealth.
only got caught with porn once but was never seen jerking to it. just called it a pop-up.

I've been caught by my grand dad on a few occassions but that was my fault.