"So user, why is it that you don't have a girIfriend yet?"

I refuse to date my own race.

I do, actually
>not fat
>non-normie
>not a basic sloot
>was a virgin before I un-virgined her myself
>smart, senior cs major, 3.6 GPA
>non-basic name (meaning not mckayla, kaitlyn, melissa, etc)
>just the right amount of clingy
>devoted
>good sex drive
>nice butt

did I mention she's not a annoying basic chick? where I live that's fuckin rare

Coming up on two years. I won the game lads. Finished. As long as she's around, I'm retired, and good riddance to it

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>nice gf you got there user

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Because my video games make more sense than women ever will.

I feel you. I have crossed lines most people never will, but am completely stunted with the basics.

Fun fact: this photo was taken at one of my favorite restaurants. Pambiche in Portland, OR.

I've been led to believe that it's because I'm a bad person. That's the general internet consensus, anyway.

Me too. There's no hope for us.

keep telling yourself that and you might start to believe it user

"Ask yourself why you wouldn't date me"

okay totally dude

not really fuck off lmao

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Because people like you have treated me like I was invisible for 40 years.

That's not uncommon... Unless you count ear-rings as piercings.

>40 years
We got a wizard here folks

it's not uncommon, but it's extremely common with people with the same interests as most robots. Most "gamer girls" have piercings, tattoos and especially dyed hair. art hoes, alt normies and even """fembots""" are other groups where this is common. Basically any girl who craves attention.

Me three. I've got so much anxiety about even posting about it online anonymously because some autist might be able to track me down and ruin my life for a sexual preference I have no control over

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Why is that right girl even in the picture? She should be ashamed of herself.

She should be grateful that the girl on the left even accepts her in her presence.

Females can be a drag on my pocket book and my mental health, until I can make sure the big head overpowers the little one I won't chase any stacys

>tfw you spend all your time flirting with the chick on the left
>tfw they both stand up, and you see she's fat
>tfw the other one has a god-tier ass
>tfw

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Well hypothetical women, it's because women avoid me like the plague
I've talked to one in like 6 years?
You know outside professional and family obligations

how is she fat? you can see her stomach right now??
you dumb

Because studies show that men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos

Nice story, did you have any other dreams that night or just this one?

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If this post is true, well done user, you found the mystical unicorn. Now ride it into the sunset, ride.

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Me four

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I don't know. I'm like a pretty good looking guy too and I have lots of friends, girls just don't like me for some reason. I think no girl really wants to date the class clown.

>no girl really wants to date the class clown.

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There's a small ethno-culture around beachbums.
It attracts a lot of easy going males of Nordic ancestry.
These aren't uggos they just seem like average people from Scandinavia except with dreds.
Plenty of them dye their hair though, it's probably a 50/50 split, which is still interesting as blonde men are almost always a minority, especially golden blondes.

Because women are fucking fickle and want the top shelf product instead of starting small and building a top shelf let alone have something to put on it.

You're all whores and I'm pretty sure the last bitch gave me HPV.

b-b-because...I...I....
I CAN'T HELP IT!!
MOMMY MILKY LET ME SUCK!
ALL ABOARD THE MILKY TRUCK!

Because I am a fucking aspie who can not talk to attractive women without becoming sweaty and pathetic. Curse my AvPD, now I just wait for full dive VR.

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>"I genuinely don't want one. I'm better off alone. Now fuck off with you."

I don't think I've ever related with someone that hard before. Good post, user.

I'm waiting for waifubots because real women are a fuckin chore.

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cringe and mentally ill

Gee, what gave you that impression? The mental illness?

Yeah buddy, that is kinda the point...
Thanks user, I wish you luck.

>a sexual preference I have no control over
cope. kys degenerate

Because vidya is better.
You may have a pussy, but do you have Ratchet & Clank?

I'm ugly
I'm short
and I have terrible anxiety and the occasional bout of depression

>non-basic name
?

I'm waiting for someone who actually interests me. I cannot tell you how many boring girls there are out there.

I'm not comfortable with my own body and I don't want to open myself up to the danger of being hurt. It's easier for me to just jack off using my autoblow while watching ASMR videos on youtube than to actually go out and talk to a stranger with the hopes that they'd like me back.

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me but without the autoblower and asmr

I was just reading this and thought maybe you guys would find it interesting too
ipce.info/sites/ipce.info/files/biblio_attachments/every_fifth.pdf

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I had one and it was annoying. Been celibate for a year now. No regrets.

more like 4/5 are too afraid to even admit it privately

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>describing your girlfriend specifically to random people online
>y-yes i do have one guys!

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I cannot decide on which of those two girls are best. Truly a test from god