Females that browse r9k, what would you do if you walked past a guy wearing this shirt...

Females that browse r9k, what would you do if you walked past a guy wearing this shirt? Would wearing this shirt help a robot make friends? Im thinking about buying one for the slight chance a female will talk to me about r9k.

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Most likely nothing will happen, if something does happen it'll be some random guy on the street giving you a thumbs up at the most extreme

I would talk to you only if I was drunk.

>implying anyone who would recognize what that even means would be outside

Fist bump and nothing more.

I would take a picture of the loser and post it on r9k for all of us to laugh at

I'd give you a thumbs up or something.

Think he's a fucking loser for advertising this shitty board. He's most likely underage or an actual autist.
I groan even when people wear anime or video game shirts and I enjoy both those things.

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Has anyone ever been accosted by robots after posting their face on here? I used to trip a couple of years ago and avatarfag when it wasn't enforced as much so I'm sure you would recognize me if you posted back in 2015-6. Would you talk to me?

asshole bitch why do you have to be like that :(

I'd ask him for a date and give him reparations later for all the evils women brought upon them.

I mean I posted pictures of myself with every post.

Dress normal on public you autist

You're an attention whore so no I'd never speak to you

you probably will be aborded by some triggered feminist who read in a bbc report that r9k is all about incels and misogyny

Nothing because I have zero respect for any robot including myself

I would track him with my eyes, try and work up the courage to say hi, think of nothing, the moment would pass/ opportunity missed. Then I'd think of something later and spend the next few months hoping to spot him again but probably to no avail. A robot fren would be amazing

No. You're an attention whore and therefore not interesting.

Honestly, I'd say "hey I like your shirt" and smile. That's about it. If you told me you were wearing it to scope out ppl who know r9k, I'd tell you that's pretty dope of you to put yourself out there and take a chance.

Would you talk to me if I wore this? Is it subtle enough to get the reference?

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Lol! See I'd say hi for the other tshirt, but for that one I think I would just smile to myself.. Idk why but I'd feel weird complimenting the eggy shirt because of how autistic it looks

As a female I would probably try to avoid you if I saw you wearing that shirt

what if I told you I am a 6'2 testosterone powered machine with superior facial genetics and an IQ of 132

id probably laugh at him for being so shameless and proud of something so pathetic and degenerate in public but it would also be a good conversation starter and a potential friendship between us.

I'd be more likely to compliment eggman shirt simply because its more unique, the Jow Forums one is boring and forgettable.

I'd fuck him. I don't really have many people who want to fuck me anyways so I'd make his day

I would talk to you user but I would also make fun of you

How is what I'm doing wrong?

I'd avoid you even harder

Is there a more normal looking design that can tell people you're a robot. Not pepe obviously, something people wouldn't think is an Jow Forums thing unless they knew about it. Like this perhaps?

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*stare at me from a distance wishing that I didn't make you sweat pure insecurity and that you were pretty enough to come and talk to me

maybe. perhaps not though

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Its not wrong, its just cringey and I would go out of my way to acknowledge it to you. Ya get a girl to talk to you though so you win.

broadcasting a board to the normies is just going to poison this place even further

People would recognize it. R9k is very popular

I would probably look at this shit from the distance and be like where the fuck have I seen this...I know ive seen it somewhere this shits gonna drive me insane

would actually actively avoid a man with that shirt

Please, you Reddit niggers already fucked it up

I'd chin up at ya, smile, and say, "What's up, user?" Definite convo starter for me.

What about a shirt that just says "Original"

hahaha That was a hearty laugh you gave me thanks user

You could probably start a fashion line with this idea. Just have a bunch of white clothes with words like "original" "oregano" "oreganoli" "Oregon trail" "origi" and so on. Maybe call it "oregenal"

I would 100% wear that. I really want, actually.
With the words "original" or "not an orbiter" or something.

if i saw someone wearing it, and they didnt look horrifying, id talk to them about it