/britfeel/

Is it better to be surrounded by people but yet still feel alone or feel alone because you're never around people?

i heard that the bricky bloke likes a bit of cock on the weekend

CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES
BECAUSE SHE CALLED ME SHORT
HUMILIATION
NO REACHING
THE TOP SHELF AND MY HAIR'S RECEDING

Lads, I think I might have blown it
>Go to job interview
>Get talking to qt3.14 as I walk in
>holy_shit_this_might_be_fucking_happening.jpeg
>Seem to get along
>Nice lass, has banter and definitely not some fuckugly troll like most females with the bantz are hey fembot, looking at (You). Living rent free inside your head. Tomboyish but not a tranny.
>After, walk her to the bus station chatting about shit.
>Holy shit she's fucking perfect. A bit reddit, but it doesn't even fucking matter
>...I'll ask her out while we wait at the big station, so many buses go to and from there; surely it'll be a bit of a while until hers arrives. Won't be too awkward if I get rejected nothing new desu, you're on Jow Forums so you already know that feel
>Fucking psyching myself up on the walk there. Ages of loneliness, I'm going to fucking ask her out. Can't lose much more, I'm so fucking bored of existing and she seems to like me.
>Get there, look at the timetable board
>Man-up status initiated, fucking not going to break this megacombo of doing well it seems, just need to do the finisher
>[So about how long is it going to be]
>{Ahh, a good few minutes ye-oh wait, there it is}
>Say bye, feigning that nothing went wrong Read: Existed

that fucking feel when a bus cockblocked you; life really is a cruel piece of fucking shit. Wojack; in those few milliseconds of waving a good luck was my soul animal, I just pray to god we both get talked into the second round of interviews. Also fuck the ASCII checker, spent about 5m looking for a fucking apostrophe.

did u know that i happen to be american?

Andrew who you meeting up with next

tldr, i am an american

*stabs you in the balIs*

I said back the fuck off ?!!?

yep stil reckon you're a mingmong neckbeard and she'd have said no, oh well
also learn to drive gimpolio

*gets shot because burger

*smashes a pint glass over your head knocking you out*

soft shite

right fuck this, im telling some facebook nonce hunters about this thread, buckle up lads

Lads would you rather live in Catford or on the Isle of Dogs?

woah woah woah chill out guys after all were all just american right? i mean i am at least

get a motherfucking life you pedo, zeus is happily loving me and you will never even touch him

dude shut the fuck up literally nobody gives a shit about what your saying you oathetic austic virgin, also i happen to be an american

It's called tradition you fuck

>hate us cause you ain't us etc

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Most people out in the regions don't have what it takes to live in London

someone make a straw poll to decide who's next for a nonce off andy boi
which is cheaper and has best amenities?
are you that rough as fuck hooker sounding lass he was shagging on 'tradio?

I did live in Catford for a while years ago. Was alright, spent most of my evenings in kebab/burger place drinking endless Fantas.

a stab proof vest and fluent arabic?

Lads, I'm not even kidding here, 21 year old guy moved in next to me, apparently he's dating a 15 year old who also lives there.
Can't take them all on me own though, there's him and about 5 other lads usually always there. My question is, who wants to go nonce hunting with Zeus?

whats london like i wouldnt know because i am an american

might watch a DadCrush or PervMom video. what you think lads?

is there a more boring thing to be interested in than military history?

>a stab proof vest and fluent arabic?
Based and britpilled

> "Dear user. Thank you for your application we will contact you if we decide to take it further. Regards."
That was the first response to a job application I've gotten in a month.

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My gf is 14 and I'm 23
Not really a big deal as long as the parents r cool with it
She's moving in with me next month

any chill lads in? having a shite day tbqh.

Real Londoners are tough, they don't need stab vests

its' got the kween and some lads with big fluffy hats and lots of angry commuters shouting OI FACK OFF as they push you down the stairs to get to their job as a recruitment consultant

I read every american post in that american voice that alan partridge does

>My question is, who wants to go nonce hunting with Zeus?

*slowly walks over to you*

Do you go by the name zeus?

>look up PervMom because i've never heard of it
>none of them have the 'mom' look about them
yeah well thats porn for you

Maybe don't go so facking slow then. Stand on the right

How many applications?
You can't be that repulsive, surely.

oh really thats cool because i happen to be an american

>who wants to go nonce hunting with Zeus?
Count me in

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Well, yes. Why do you ask?

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very relaxed lad here, what's up buttacup?
haven't been in your stupidfacking city in 10 years or more you facking maniac

London's like an American city would be if it were London

why did you just doxx your trip lad

ffs, northerners.

im asking brcause i am an american

is there such a thing as wanking too much?
can you be over-wanked?
I wank on average two times a day
is this too much?

Is it a Paki, lad?

why? because im an american thats why

Cory Chase and Krissy Lynn do thankfully

Around 80 which is nothing really, I finished my final uni exam in May. History meme degree is probably holding me back, and there's so few jobs in South London.

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fossiI evidence

I am going to kill my sister.

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Krissy Lynn is like 30 you retard

you're actually surprised zeus does stupid shit? the lad literally drags his knuckles when he walks l

i must be into the hundreds of job applications at this point

Why arent there enough jobs for people lads? What causes that? How did we get to this point?

Based Boris tbqh lads

Letter boxes and bank robbers can fuck off

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33. People are being mums at 14 these days lad.

I had a month NoFap recently, and since I finished it I've been stuck in a daily wank cycle once again. Double wank last night, left me feeling pukey.

youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs

let's get some cheesy tunes in here

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*quickly pulls a hammer out of jacket sleeve*

Keep that big mouth of yours shu-

*swigs the hammer at your jaw, shattering the bones instantly and you fall to the floor*

Should have kept that mouth shut soft lad, im brickie, best in the business, know the name and know the game.

well i suppose it's time to reveal the truth
we're overrun with aliens from space, they've taken all the jobs and now we're fucked

wiccanspells.info/category/love-spells/
For the lad who asked, you shouldn't be using it to force somebody to like you though. Free will must be involved.

I hate that song *spits*

my mum had me quite young, she's 45 and i'm 24. Always get confused when people my age or younger have a mother in their 50 or even older

computers and machines getting rid of jobs, my dad is an ex-railway worker, he was telling me a while ago that in the 80s and 90s to do a full track relay could take sometimes 100~ blokes in all sorts of different jobs, now a full relay can be done by 15-20 blokes operating machines, thats been happening in near enough every industry over the last 30 years or so

Sofia Lyskun (16yo Ukrainian diver) is perfection.

Yes, thats legal, over 25 theyre busted and disagreeing is a meme old cunts invented dont @me

Wiccan lad is that you? It's just to preserve the love in my family, nothing about roasties

lol, just hope he did it for the bants of it and isn't that northern.

Do you have previous work experience?
What sector are you getting into. Hospitality?

I did everything my teachers and parents told me I needed to do to get a good job. I am still unemployed. Why are they surprised by how unmotivated I have become?

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Looked her up and she's literally only hot because she's so young. At 20 she'll look fucked.

No qualifications
Can't get a job
Fuckin pakis

Two trips in a row is CV worthy.

can't stop laughing today lads, neighbours must think i'm a fruot loop

Because I'm not going to trip anymore. Got reported, banned for 2 week. Probably will drift away like. Some people yknow?

If you're the type of person who takes orders, you'll just get a job taking orders from someone else.

The problem is that there are less and less of those jobs these days. Most well paid jobs require creativity and independent thought. You have no experience in that because you've just been doing what other people have told you to do your whole life.

I'm getting into wicca
This might be better maybe?
spelwerx.com/collections/protectfamily.html

wanna hear a joke while youre in a giggly mood lad?

is it true what thet say about you?

Two year weekly volunteering at the local museum, just came back from a shift today. I'm applying broadly to pretty much anything that I can twist the experience to fit since it's one of those roles with a little bit of everything. That was the plan when I started.

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>fruot loop
They're on to us lads.

Did you have work experience whilst at university?

Whats your point? We arent going to run out of 16 year olds. Or you did you fall for the marriage meme so oldies dont have to compete then can get fat and ugly and if you fuck them off they take half your money and all your kids.

>Because I'm not going to trip anymore.
Are you sure about that lad

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Get a load of bn trying to lord is over this lad. Bit shit mate.

can you do me a spell?
yes lad, preferrably one about doughnuts or nonces
howling at this post tbqh and i was crying with laughter earlier because one of my cats was violently licking the other one's head

That made me chuckle, cheers user

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what you lads have for din din?

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I think I need a haircut

Might email some places asking if they'd accept a transgender customer. I could go in without having said anything but that somehow feels wrong

The problem is youre a ginger manlet

Chase time wahey lods
Looks like a milf in seat 3