Does anyone here make fake tinders to see what people say?
I used to make hot guy profiles, but I recently made a girl one just to see what guys would message.
It has made me feel better about my openers since most of these guys are shit
Does anyone here make fake tinders to see what people say?
Liam Howard
Xavier Green
I always wondered about that, what does the average opener look like
Do they just say "Hi" or "What's up" with an emoji
Bentley Brown
What are some examples of what guys usually open with
Elijah Price
It's almost always "hey" or "how is your day going?"
The slick kids like to start shit either "let's be real..."
Parker Smith
Chad just sends a blurry picture of anything and the pheromones are transmitted digitally through the phone and inhaled by the female brain anyway. They can smell the beta in the pixels no matter what you do.
Hudson Walker
Honestly it's been a mixed bag, some of the most chaddieet Chad's just send "hey" or and emoji. Tho some Chad's and Brad's try way too hard.
Pic unrelated
Ryan Gray
what would the girls send your hot guy account?
Joseph Myers
Pretty much that, or it's a canned line.
It surprises me how many people just say "you're beautiful" followed by a bunch of emojis.
Anthony Jones
Getting dates is piss easy.
>Hi how are you?
>want to meet up for a drink?
Never let a conversation drag on, just get to the point.
It's that easy, I got shit loads of dates on Tinder.
Sometimes when I was bored i'd say some sort of cheesy chat up line to see their reaction.
Shame most women on there are desperate aging women looking to get married.
Owen Rogers
I don't have any of those saved, but literally 95% of the time that they even messaged forstt it would just be "hey"
Easton Myers
Try visiting a college town and put your max age below 28.
Almost exclusively college girls or jailbait.
Hunter Jenkins
Typical lmao. Women aren't interesting. The only reason we put up with them is for their holes. Them trying to lead a conversation is just embarrassing desu
Landon Kelly
Why are lanklets so aggressive?
He is 6'9"
Leo Barnes
Lanklets btfo again
Orignigk
Xavier Powell
jesus that's beta lol
Jeremiah Wright
be like me and write a fucking paragraph of shit to someone.
It actually works, I'm in a nice relationship now.
Jace Flores
>In a relationship
Way to get cucked boi
Daniel Perry
holy fuck, at least I'm not like that
Levi Morales
i don't understand you people
>cucked
what does that even mean
John Ross
For context my bio says that "I'm 6foot and don't ask me to Dom you"
Brody Baker
>pretending to be a girl on the Internet
>act like that btfo anyone
Brody Watson
Lol god damn. reminds me of that guy who made a fake black chick account and verbally abused a bunch of dudes. send them a 'hey' days later and the guys responded like nothing happened
Hunter Torres
What if I really am a girl?
This app destroys men's self respect.
Hunter Nguyen
Why do people talk like this.
Nigger you have a full QWERTY keyboard and essentially no character limit.
Type like a fucking adult.
John Taylor
>it's always the pretty ones that stop replying
Eli Carter
He's trying to throw "her" off with cutesy fuckboi speak since his opener didn't work.
Matthew Mitchell
It's to appear more laid back.
Now what did he mean by this?
Sebastian Brooks
does tinder ban you if you bring up oilspills?
Leo Baker
Why would they ban you for oilspills?
Grayson Flores
>it's always the pretty ones that stop replying
at this moment he swallowed the pill
Xavier Morales
In your opinion OP what would be a good opener from the dozens youve received?
Isaac Hill
It's a girl profile? Or is this grindr
Daniel Wilson
I unmatched a guy who had a good one. But usually it's not too wordy. No emojis. And has something to do with the profile.
Even if it's a dumb question as long as it's a question I'd want to answer.
Blake Roberts
x2. I was thinking of fake profiles to steal ideas as well
Isaiah Myers
If anyone wanted to know.
This is what a 6'4 jacked football player Half Chad half Tyrone sends.
Jonathan Lewis
>football player
Working at walmart age 35 with brain damage confirmed
Jace Kelly
Not OP, but I always open with
>Fine, I'll go out with you
Always gets me replies. Comes over as funny and cocky at the same time.
Anthony Smith
I usually go with "You are my girlfriend now." and I always get replies with smiley emojis and "hahaha". Try it
Isaiah Wright
>white guys don't play basketball
the dinaroids that do literally rape the negroes.
>acting like a girl on the internet
this nigga would body you irl you're 5'6 and probably asian?
Adam Watson
>projecting Jow Forums memes because you take them seriously
See this is why you're an autist that catfishes as the opposite sex, pathetic
Charles Clark
Nice one, will try it out rn
Jose Ward
She fat tho
Orig
David Bell
And this is what a 6'6" basketball player sends.
Take notes
Austin Gonzalez
I miss chad thundercocks adventures
Shame i couldn't get it set up cause tinder detects the fake gps
Anybody got advice how to get it running?
Julian Thompson
post more faggot! I really love seeing how pathetic those "Chads" are
Michael Ortiz
>pathetic
you know these men are living in a pussy buffet right?
Owen Lewis
I love you OP, this is an interesting thread.
Adrian Parker
This guy is telling it like it is
Juan Miller
Tell him you're not interested in ugly guys
Lucas Wilson
That's just cruel
Orig
Asher Martinez
Ask him if he's ever held a wrench while not posing for a selfie
Jayden Thompson
He deserves it. Eye for an eye.
Josiah Flores
>don't like pretentious cunts
>is one himself
Jordan Long
What kinda of working class shit are you trying to say?
William Gonzalez
user makes a joke
Julian Price
memes on tinder yikes
Juan Garcia
Cropped and saved.
Nathaniel Sanchez
>woman logic
original comment
Mason Baker
What meme even is that?
Alexander Hall
What is with Chad's and sending Gifs?
Jeremiah Rivera
>chad
You seem to think all non-fat males are chad?
Wyatt Collins
divorce papers egyption cotton. I guess more a tired joke than meme
Blake Diaz
Are you some kind of boomer? What are you on about?
Christian Brooks
Uhmmmm no sweaty
Alexander Bailey
>black guy playing football
you know thats all they do, right?
Ryder Long
My brain hurts...these replies show chad is just like us when it comes to approaching women. So its all based on lookism?
Alexander Reed
A lot of guys message this.
They ask a question and include the name.
It's obvious they got this from a public because stating the name when it's already visible in the app is really awkward.
Carson Perry
>ia site based entirely around quick hookups and snap judging based off a few pics looks matter??
Juan Lopez
You can definitely get girls with personality.
These hunks don't need to tho.
That being said what you look like and what's in your pictures is what matters on this site. Also a good bio helps.
If you feel like you aren't hot enough for tinder, try talking to people irl instead. Make sure you have some friends tho as good Bros are way better than any of.
Wyatt Price
Only if you're 9/10+ Chad, if not then 99.9999% of the time you'll get no response.
Henry Wright
Idk why you'd ask some fag catfishing guys, but this is a good message imo.
His profile is pretty good too and he's not a Chad.
It's goofy and complimentary without being over the top.
Kayden Perry
This is the first opener that didnt make me cringe.
All these guys are really pathetic, starting to understand why women act like they do.
Brandon King
Its just a false version of "adressing her profile", which means, making it seem like you dont send out the same stock message to every girl, and giving her the idea that shes now the one in focus
Jaxon Watson
No, he's not gay yet.
Adam Hill
God i feel cringe
i used to sned messages like that
granted they actually worked for me
usually you send the name becuase its like that age old pysch trick where if you use names people are likely to remember you more
from what i see on tinder
you can either
say
1) 'hi' 'hey' 'yo'
2) some question like 'hows it hanging hows your day
3)something relating to thier bio
4) some cringey ass joke like 'i want to take a vacation to ja pants
i think the best way is to just be like 'this friday , coffe shop
3 pm '
Daniel Wilson
But it's the bare minimum, it's like a resume cover letter.
The profile has a Spotify track list for them to comment on, there are pictures of the girl with other people.
When people address this it seems a lot more personal and interesting than "hey [insert name] what is up?"
Austin Miller
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Angel Gomez
Got a big thunker here boys
Sebastian Taylor
>like a resume cover letter
lmao who the fuck looks at resumes and cover letters these days
Ayden James
Aaaaaaand he fucked up
Jace Moore
what's your profile look like?
Luke Morales
Just a pretty generic light brown thot
William Johnson
Your roastie impression is spot on
>Girl gives short answers with no counterquestions while the man tries his best to keep the conversation going
Hits too close to home, reminds me of the time when i tried those dating apps, really killed my interest in a gf for a while simply because of how fucking deadfish they all were
Andrew Turner
These women are getting 10-15 messages at any given time
Carter Allen
Actually is less than you think.
I swipe right more thansot women and I only do that maybe 5% of the time.
I would be surprised if women did have that.
Liam Gutierrez
How do they get so fucking perfect profile pics? Those must have been taken by a professional photographer.
James Nguyen
Those are tinders commercial pics dude
Christian King
If this isn't the most pathetic thing I've ever seen
Kayden Thompson
Y'all best be taking some notes
Samuel Foster
Doesn`t look fat and really pretty imho
More good openers?
Kayden Roberts
Not really chads, maybe they are, but mostly blacks do that
Luis Price
Yes I have.
I used pornstar Charles Dera's pictures. I got some single mother to buy three tickets to the symphony orchestra and then I ghosted her.
Jordan Murphy
What`s asl?
Jordan Howard
Probably a single mom.
Carter Hernandez
probably asf autocorrected
generally it means age/sex/location but it doesn't make sense in context
Jordan Thomas
can i do this without a smartphone on a pc ? is there any way guise ?
Gabriel Watson
Lol Chad caught a glimpse of the /r9gay/ browsing homo behind the catfish for a second
Thomas Morales
I usually start with a knock knock joke.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say something creepy?
Justin Johnson
There is not
Orogjg
Caleb Phillips
I usually just write something mildly funny, conneting to their bio or picture.
The most general I used, was "Hey such a nice lip stick, can I get some of it from you"(vaguely translated and just came up with it, because there was really no good information coming from the profile)