Get a girlfriend and you will be happier
Get a girlfriend and you will be happier
Jack Hernandez
Dylan Barnes
Get a girl and you'll have more problems.
Hunter Lee
Until she leaves you for a superior man, in which case you will be more depressed than you could have possibly imagined.
Benjamin Jenkins
I already have a waifu thank you
Austin Parker
Like it could ever happen.
William Smith
You don't need a girlfriend to be happy
Original text lmao somebody already said that. He was woke
Lincoln Price
>implying I could get a gf
never ever
Connor Clark
Except that's wrong, fucktard
Thomas Allen
Worst meme ever told
Jordan Smith
Here we go with this roastie posting blue pills. Get off this board already
Anthony Richardson
Win the lottery and you will be richer
Jayden Ross
If i had a gf she'd probably break up with me because i'd just cry hugging her.
Jackson Lee
>the glory of Rome is forever
Xavier Price
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WHY DID YOU POST THIS!!!???!!!!
Wyatt Flores
Oh boy, sure are a lot of lottery winners out there.
Aaron Torres
>be me
>meet a 10/10 qt at a concert we both played at (her solo, me with my band)
>sameperson.exe
>like, way beyond just similar background and interests, I'm talking similar viewpoints even
>get to know each other and have conversations that go on for hours at a time
>somewhere in the midst of all this her best friend (whom I've never met irl) adds me on social media
>best friend is 2/10
>she, however, appears to be much more direct in her interest towards me
>for instance, I often make collaborative Spotify playlists with close friends and tried to start one with qt but haven't been able to because, work I guess
>this girl, on the other hand, not only made the initiative to start such a playlist with me (as in, she asked me, not I her) but also made her portion of it about five hours long
>qt is thus either also interested but just more shy about it or just sucking up to me because of her uggo friend
Literally when I think I found an ideal girl for me, the person who is on the same wavelength as me and has similar goals, life pulls this shit
I hate being alive
Sebastian Hughes
Fuck why the hell did you post this dude you are making me bawl
Logan Anderson
Spotify playlists? What the fuck is wrong with you? Come on, user, get your shit together.
Justin Watson
WOW YOU DON'T SAY
And you sound like it's an easy thing
Robert King
>has girlfriend
>stil feels like shit
WELL HOW ABOUT THAT?!
Dominic Williams
I only really do that for people who are musically-minded. Qt, in this case, is a musician like me, so it would have worked for her. Uggo is pretty much the definition of a mainstream music listener, though.
Lucas Wood
>she doesn't want to edit my spotify playlist therefore she must not like me
>her friend did edit my spotify playlist therefore she must want to get on my dick
Do you not see anything wrong with this?
Get the fuck out NOW
Jacob Rogers
if she's 10/10 why should she get with a robot
Nathaniel Hall
Robots love fairytales. We have little else to survive on, after all.
Dylan Green
10/10 for m-me, user-kun...
You aren't wrong. Hardly anything keeps me going anymore, very little except the hope that my band's album does well.
The fact that she just threw this idea at me out of nowhere was really what got me. But yeah, maybe I am overthinking this quite a bit.
Tyler Jones
>just get a girlfriend
>just stop being depressed
>just beeeEEeeEe Urself
fuck off faggot I already lost dont be a faggot