/britfeel/

the year is going to end soon and I haven't done jack squat as usual

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Should have went for virgin every other supplier is sub par

I'm sure there are 5+ that I've seen post in britfeel over time

They have a better deal than renters usually, though

Lee Anthony Hoyland is one of them.

Lightworks. It's pretty decent and free.

how about Shotcut lad

I'm 25 and I swear I only just developed a sex drive. 2018 has put me in full on horny teenager mode. Must be packaged together with fear of growing old alone

3 now apparently

Honestly this. If your choice is Virgin cable or shitty copper provider, almost always go with Virgin. Pissed me off to no end living in houseshares that could have gotten Virgin but didn't

There was a lad who said he owned like 300 properties round tyneside the other day.
He could home every regular /britfeel/ lad.

When they say its activated they mean the new hub that hasn't arrived yet. It should work fine when u install the new one. When they activate the new one, the old one stops working. That's how virgin works anyway

Fuck it. Ticking homeowner for a laf

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haha, missed me!

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That was me and it was a LARP

*Tosses 50p towards jar*

>What's the big deal about sex? Never felt a need for it really

LOL, yeah right lad.

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Agreed, user. Virgin is by far one of the best providers in the UK, don't fuck around and go anywhere else, Virgin is your best bet.

>Talktalk
I'm sorry lad but you did this to yourself

what an absolute mad frog

haha yeah who needs sex right?
RIGHT?

I use Movavi. It's great lad, it costs money though but I use it loads

Aye but then it would be revealed that he's lying and literally lives in a council flat above a chinese with mouldy carpets and spilt ashtrays everywhere

I mean there's a few buildings in London that have proper fibre (not just to the cabinet) but that's it. Fuck I'd hate living in Hull from what I've heard about the internet service there

Is dunking biccies in your coffee blasphemy against tea or is it alright?

>tfw virgin aren't in my town

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It's too late now lads.

I guess I'll just wait for the new router.

But there's a virgin in your pants, amirite?

What's more absurd is 0 in student accommodation

Why are you drinking coffee at 645pm lad? Also dunk a croissant in there, shits lovely

I use EE and it gives me 100 squid gift card and extra data for my phone

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Not the talk talk lad.
But I had two experiences with virgin.
One was acceptable for 4/5 lads in a house.
Second time it was awful. Got TV package. It never worked. Speeds were slow on like a 300mb supposed package.
Worst internet i had by far.
I've had by myself for past few years. Sign up on a good deal. Last time got 180 quid prepaid master card and 30pm for fastest fibre package. Can't beat that imo.

Do you live in the Isle of Man or something?

Try to cancel, chances are they'll let you go for pretty much free, no router installation fee, only need to pull the plug.

I live in Shrewsbury, Telford have it though but it stops there.

>EE
>Internet Service Provider

No.

I've had similar situations with that second story but a quick call to customer support fixed everything. Trust me, Virgin is a great service.

There's loads of places without cable. Virgin might do broadband in them but I think it's limited to shitty copper, at least from the cabinet to the home.

T. virgin employee

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Explain yourself you condescending, patronising cunt. Do you work in a virgin callcentre or something?

My plans have been foiled, time to run lads.

It's not that Virgin are great. They're acceptable. Most others are dogshit.

Wiccan lad are you there? I need your help picking a ritual for tonight.
You'd better fucking run before I grass you into Deano for shilling virgin on Jow Forums to try and boost your bonus.
TalkTalk is shite. EE is fine. Had Virgin and it was shite. I think people forget it's where you live.

/Ourtown/

How's the 90 year old house lad

>tfw distance between FTTC cabinet and my house is near 1km

Why can't I have anything nice? Its all shitty aluminium cables too.

It's haunted by ghosts and cold lad :(

>cheap as fuck flatmates could have chipped in a fiver extra each per month so we could have 30mbit a few years ago
>instead they pled poverty and we got shitty "up to 8mbit" instead
>while spending far more than that on beer every week

Mine has been uncomfortably hot upstairs, and unbearable in the loft

Hey do you live here too?
>How's the 90 year old house lad
Highest I saw inside was 28c during the heatwave, its cooled down to 24c now. Also one of the windows has decided to start falling out.

hi lads

are you okay?

how are you feeling today?

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Nah, it's just the most britfeel town it seems.

Just had mine replaced with double glazing. How old is the window that's falling out?

They're not losers like you who live on the internet all the time

I made this lads, what do you think

vocaroo.com/i/s0rMj5MV7CWH

Literally having a nice coffee right now lad. Usually have my last one around 10pm; doesn't effect my sleep too much anymore

Tfw actually live in a shitty ex council flat and lied about being 90 year old house lad
I'm sorry for impersonating you.

I'm great. You seem down, what's up?

it'd only be guess work, but go for it

They complained about the shitty download speeds to each other pretty much constantly

Fair enough. I love coffee so I would if I could. I usually just smash one in the morning and one as soon as I get to work and I'm buzzing

life isnt great

but dont worry about me im okay.

why are you great? what did you achieve today?

What do I think?
I think big beats are the best
party all the time
proper
One day we'll have our cyberbrains hacked by listening to shit like this online

I was thinking about banishing things

I limit myself to 3 before 6pm. Then one around now and one with half the coffee in nearer to bed. Works for me desu

>implying we aren't already
youtu.be/ASB3YMtTyBk
waheyyyyy

Scaling back my ambitions lads. It's now my life goal to own a 1 bed flat

Keep scaling lad. Studio flat.

I want you to stop
insisting that I'm not
a lost cause
'Cause I've been through a lot
and really all I've got
is just to stay pissed off
If it's all right by you

Reach for the ceiling user!

Feeling a bit down tbqhwy but hey ho life goes on. What about you fren

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lad I was staring in an estate agents window two days ago dreaming about buying a half a million quid flat somewhere posh

Yeah its a town full of whores who only want Chad imo. If you go out to the alternate bars its still full of alternate Chad's and girls hanging off their arms. The Yorkshire House springs to mind, Chad goes in there for an easy lay and people piss on the floor in the toilets.

I've given up with girls in this town, too high of standards and all the people I do know in relationships are pussy whipped.

Well we've had double glazing for years but there's this one small original window on the side that never got changed, I'm thinking of having it sealed up as the fridge freezer blocks its view anyway. The frame is rotten and can't support the glass anymore. Then the rendering is starting to come away, its a never ending battle.

again, life isn't great

but why are you down? do you want to talk about it?

That's too far, I at least want separate rooms

i've only done like cleansing stuff so far. clear the negativity and that
what you wanting to banish?

You are forgiven, but please spare a moments silence for me this upcoming winter.

That's the thing, I wouldn't want to sign a 500k mortgage at some point in the future only to have prices crash the next month and be in negative equity

Sometimes I forget Britfeels is part of r9k then Isee posts like yours whingeing about whores and chads and I remember I'm dirt on the internet
Want to banish roasties.
We can do a keep warm spell for you lad, myself and WiccaLad are on it.

IDK lad to be quite honest, just owning a home seems like absolute luxury. I'd fucking love even just to rent a place that had a balcony or something comfy like that.

>I'm dirt on the internet

You're a roastie?

waheeeyyyy laaaads lads lads lads
mental they are hahahaha

N-no I'm a real boy with a big penis.

I know what you mean. You have zero control when you're renting, most places you can't even put up pictures

I can't even get a council flat because they're all full of junkies. To be fair, I smoke and have cats in my rented flat haha ftp amirite

I had a cat AND nailed pictures in the wall AND smoked indoors AND did shit to the garden without asking when I was in student digs
mad cunt I am

Just discovered Hugh Laurie makes music...

Thank goodness for his acting skills.

did a shit in your garden? absolute mad basterd, did the toilet break or was it some kind of student protest against the you know whomsts?

i bet there's something out there to ward off harlots

Listen here you cheeky mug you know full well what I meant I swear down I will drop you if you step to me again
nah just kidding lad and sometimes I did do a wee in it if someone was in the bathroom and I couldn't be bothered to wait. Helped fertilize the runner beans I reckon

Yeah lad a body pillow

You know what the best feeling is lads?

Cuddling a lassy

LOL yeah and thank goodness for your....um, what skill do you have user?

Little spoon is best don't @ me

good shout. you can hit them with it