Parliament of Jow Forums 4.0

>To join in, simply write your name and choose a party as well as a secure tripcode: Jow Forums.org/faq#sectrip

Format: name [party] ##tripcode
DO NOT SHARE YOUR TRIPCODE WITH ANYONE.

Rules:
>It's a game.
>70 seats, may be expanded.
>Roll call is on every Sunday.
>PM is in charge of majority.
>Memebers outside of the biggest coalition become opposition.
>Voting starts whenever there are enough people in the thread, and voting for each bill should take at least 10 minutes.
>Bill should be voted on by at least 10 memebers, or the voting session should be ignored.
>2 memebers necessary to create a party.
>Speaker elected by simple majority, may run for election solo or with a deputy speaker.
>Speaker is in charge of creating threads every week, choosing which bills go to vote and when.
>Deputy speaker acts as speaker when the latter is absent.

Wiki:
parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_Jow Forums_2_Wikia
Guide for newfags:
parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Legislative docket:
parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Legislative_Docket

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Other urls found in this thread:

parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Second
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Also, I'd like to elect a speaker today. If anyone would like to run please tell me.

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Yah, I'm here

Wtf, That's not my trip

Maybe you were using it as a regular trip (one #) before?

Now testing, hopefully

Maybe, lemme see here

can confirm that 1337 is the same person tho, am in discord with him right now

user test i got muted over and over against and my posts somehow didn't register

R9K has the dumbest rules ever

Going to have to use a different one for now because the trip system is getting fucked

Fuck yes! It's back!

Okay, tested for the last time, Going to use a different trip

I would like to join the parliament, SCUM GANG needs representation.

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Were you in the old parliament?

So, should the speaker start reading proposed bills now?

Attention faggots both figurative and literal: I represent the powerful lobby Big Tendies and I am here to line the pockets of whoever is unscrupulous enough to get into bed with us. Act fast and quickly this might be your only chance in life of ever getting laid even if its through a figure of speech

I made formed a new, highly original party.
parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Second
If you agree with our policies and you're interested in joining, consume a reasonable amount of kale.

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It looks confusing I need help

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There aren't enough people

pick a name + party.
name field layout:
Name [Party]#tripcode.
You can vote for legislation here, the speaker will present propositions.

I believe it's time for Jow Forums to break away from it's old, conservative ways and move into a more progressive and accepting era.

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Oh no...No no no...
THEY ARE BACK
THE NORMIES AR BACK

I'd like to register the heaven 17 party.
We're a single policy party
All I desire - temptation

watcha mean by progressive and more accepting?
I've seen ten times more trap dick on this board than on the rest of the internet combined

Nigga has a point tho.

aka youre underaged and want it to be more kiddie friendly hence the SpongeBob image?

the party size has increased with 100%, I'm sorry but your time here is done

accepting towards the normals

add your party to the wiki, ifyou have 2 members youre official

you could also join a bigger party

Oh shit. I meant

not
.

Nevermind

no I want y'all to stop segregating more successful people

rollerinoooooos
obviously original

>more successful people
>on Jow Forums
I doubt that.

OP are we going to vote on bills yet? Finish wanking already

Jow Forums is filled to the brim with normals acting like robots and you know it

user i think we got enough MPs

Oh fuck that shit. It sounds like effort.

dude what normal would subject himself to such a depraved culture?
you sound like the biggest robot who doesn't know how normies behalve

normies are shocked by the most basic of things and have zero nuance whatsoever

usually OP does that
speaker you'll have to present the topics!

Then join a bigger party, preferably the Cult

nvm OP said we'll elect the speaker

browsing this board has been one of my pass time for a while because it's easier to just slip into a convo without needing a certain reputation, unlike many other boards and websites.
it's also the orig system that's so good that not many other boards have, so why is it just the sad, NEETs/wagecucks that get to have it? it's like you're forcing us to either browse /b/ or fuck off.

Meh. I'll join your cult. Here have a darky spacker as celebration of our union.

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discord dot gg slash PRwhJ6H

origasm

youre a failed normie if you need to look for convos with strangers online

also OP = ded???

you make it sound like being online is the only thing I do

hey im back how ya doin

Lmao as if that's the only thing im doing

Bad, op = dead

>OP = ded
I'm still here.

First bill we're going to vote on today wa proposed by Occultist 1337 [The Cult] !!rEkSWzi2+mz.


>Dismantlement of Trap Rights 2018
Traps are not robots, they are nothing, they are protected by Normalfags and always force their shitty ideas onto others, this act means they will have every single right of the Robot Constitution stripped away from them, this means they cannot speak up aganist robots who criticize them or make parties, This bill will be historical if it passes

Answer this post with "YAY" or "NAY".
20 minutes voting time, 10 quorum.

Yay

(Trip system fucked up and gave me a different trip, am I still in?)

yay, perhaps they'll finally move to lgbt then.
Dark times require dark measures.

Yay, they have their own board

Yay

Originality
Cuckoldry
Homosexuality

Cultbro reporting in.

yay

I will be extending the voting time for 5 minutes seeing as we don't have a quorum

>Vote tally
Yay: 5
Nay: 0
Total: 5

There is no quorum, bill goes back to the legislative docket.

Cultbro, how would you like to be my deputy speaker?

>bill goes back to the legislative docket.
N-No, Can we vote on it again on Sunday?

Sure, we'll vote on it first thing after roll call.

Good good, I am looking forward to it then

Can I claim a Waifu?

quorum is how many participants again?

10 but maybe we'll have to lower it on Sunday even with roll call.

Sure

I, Occultist 1337, declare and claim that Neptune is forever my waifu!

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REEEEEEEE SHUT IT DOWN!! SHUT IT DOWN!! NO TRUMP, NO HATE, NO RACIZ R9K!!

We need like representation for all foos, homes, eses, and primos. Wassup

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