/britfeel/

i would touch every lad in here's willy fountain

is that a fountain in the shape of a willy or a fountain that spurts willes instead of water?

>please don't call me mean names in future
op is a foreskin

Think /comfy/ thoughts
Think /daywalk/
Think Tim pose

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FINGER BLAST
EXTENDED COCK
CUMMING FAST
ELECTRIC SHOCK

ORGAAAAASM
ORGAAAAASM
ORGAAAAASM

DECAPITATED HEAD
BITCH IS DEAD
RAPE HER CORPSE
PUSSY IS RED

ORGAAAAASM
ORGAAAAASM
ORGAAAAASM

Lads I sometimes think birds have better lives than us

>tfw will be able to go on trips to Northern Ireland at work from next week

FANK YOU DRUGESH YOU BASTARD BITCH
GOOD SHITS TO YOU

It can be whatever you want it to be lad, I can shoot willies into you if you want.

Liking the rap lad.

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*wolf whistles you*

I think animal's lives are worse than ours in some ways. I was sat in a forest one day and found it really nice and peaceful. But I realised it's because I'm not in any danger. Small birds in those forests could be hunted by hawk. Insects and rodents are hunted by birds. It's a terribly violent world out there.

Why would you want to?
It's shit.

Thank you for making the thread mate. I've been posting here for years and never made a thread once.

nah i'm good ta. just wondered what it was

You're right lad. Civilization enforces an inequality that will never be present in the animal kingdom, but it also protects us from most random acts of violence.

15C lads, loving this

hey play nice please

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oi behave user
*accidentally drops towel*

s'cold outside. i just had my hood up and was shivering whilst out

Get paid slightly more, get to go on the ferry and also get a free dinner and breakfast.

A set amount of money that cannot be taxed, anything above it can then be taxed for whatever band it falls in
20% then spillage goes into the higher tax bracket, highest bracket is 45%.
It usually increases each year.

>Conflict resolution

Post the chatlogs and there will be peace.

BUT MY DREAMS AREN'T AS EMPTY
AS MY CONSCIENCE SEEMS TO BE

I HAVE HOURS, ONLY LONELY
MY LOVE IS VENGEANCE
THAT'S NEVER FREE

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frozen curlywurlys lads

what job?
orignne

Marketing for a car company

Irish Republican Army spokesmodel

anybody here ever killed themselves?

Isolated snapshots of the lives of animals look nice though. I wish I was in this hotspring.

youtube.com/watch?v=HOuiI9N5miY

Barely seems worth it for having to go there lad, terrible place, worse people.

Mummy cooked a German meal

what you lads eaten today?
Pastrami sandwich, crisps oj and banana
Sausages chips potato salad and pickled cabbage

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yeah
woooo

Never get a cheap charger...

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who were you walking with, normie. I hope a squirrel was holding that camera

going to bed and it's still a bit light out
am i officially old now?

spilled beer on my bible

I've actually been there, yamanouchi.

Eating Twinglets
Sipping a cold Stella
Raiding on Wow
Bliss

met a lad the other day who was showing everyone memes on his phone and joking about how he wanted to kill himself
this must be what you are all like irl

What did she make mate? I am fucking sick of the bland shit these Germans are into. Tastes like salt and nothing else.

Been there before and it wasn't that great, but at the end of the day it's a new place to tick off, and otherwise I'd just be going random places in England

I had a cooked breakfast, burger and a pot noodle plus snacking in-between. Been a busy day for me.

hello again

are you still ok?

how are you feeling?

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no tbqh lad im worried about things ,but im off to the local sri lankan gentlemans shop so ill tell you about it in a bit if youre interested

no, we are all like fucking your mum. got a tr.. oop my go
brb

My sisters official apple charger snapped off inside the USB plug.

got an emergency one from poundland and it did that to me the same day. if you have an iphone 5 it will never charge properly now

I'd live with not having to deal with over the water.

yes

please tell me

be nice to the man

I want to fuck Blaire White so badly lads. It's not fair.

Hi
I'm getting by, lad. Life will be better in a few months when I get my council flat
Frustrated. Why doesn't he just post the chatlogs

What am I actually looking at here

unironically wanting to fuck a ''''''woman''''' with the basic bitch voice

>that mid 20s boomer who goes to bed before 10

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the front bit of my charger came off.

i hope you get your flat

if you dont, theres still hope

dont give up

I live in NI, what's wrong with it?

shes not that cute and shes kind of a cunt
why do you think she settled for that weirdo guy shes with

This tune into celebability tonight at 10 haha

I'm listening Eminem like in my childhood. My lonely childhood.

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I'm a sucker for good bread and sauccison so Germany and I get on okay.

another cutting edge post from /britfeel/'s most interesting poster. please keep it coming lad, I'm on the edge of my seat

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proper feeling depressed lads. i have not been for a poo in 12 days and its killing me. I rang the doctors and the guy just said keep eating and pick poo out in his Indian voice wtf

>pretty much free the whole week

duno what to do lads, should I watch the entire season of bobs burgers or read some new VNs?

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Do you sometimes pine for the cool breeze off the River Clyde, the sight of some old bat staggering home after picking up her methadone, the sound of bagpipes in the distance, sectarian graffiti, that familiar smell of a freshly cracked can of IrnBru

It's a shithole full of savages lad.

yeah lad, twice waaahhheeeyyyy

I had a packet of maltesers today, it was quite nice.

use the time to fix your life

boomers off
normies off
robots in

simple as

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I was going to suggest having a borrow of Moni's but can't imagine she's a hipster with an iPhone.

how were the maltesers?

were they good?

i hope they were

RAPING AND KILLING
IS ALL I DESIRE
SETTING A SLUT
AND HER CHILDREN ON FIRE

FUCKING THEIR BODIES
TILL MY BALLS START TO FIZZ
BASHING THEIR BRAINS
INSIDE THEIR ASSHOLE I PISS

ZIPLOCK THEIR LIMBS
MAKE A VINDALOO
BETTER THAN RAJESH'S
CURRY WITH POO

Is not knowing what a boomer is a meme?

yeesz

thats good

what else did you do today?

was today a good day?

Who are you looking at?

Any historyfags here, love a bit of history. Especially classical antiquity.

luv romans
luv greekz
ate barbarians
simple as

what do you think lad?

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t. Seamus O'Blowupshops

>i hope you get your flat

Cheers, lad. I'm in band A so I am top priority, I finished 12th last week so it's a matter of months before I get one now.

im already starving myself so i can get to 8% bodyfat for the pride parade, so i can get myself a cute bf.

however that doesnt actually require me to do anything, so what im either watching a nice semi-normie show or a VN that only people I like would be familiar with

The bread is great, that's true.
I was in Scotland for a few weeks last month and it was brilliant. It was the longest time I'd been there for years. Normally it would be just a weekend in a hotel, but this time we rented a nice flat on AirBnB and properly settled in. Plenty of Irn Bru was drunk and much Lorne sausage was consumed. And as good as the beer is here, I still missed drinking in proper pubs. Mrs. BritNormie loved it too and she's saying she'd like to move there one day. We're going back for three weeks in November.

thats really good

im very proud of you

keep being very good

I had a french stick, today was lazy.

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Poured one out for Zeus and DM tonight. Neither of these lads deserve the abuse they're getting.

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which VN lad?

Reminds me of this song kek

youtube.com/watch?v=79J8q0YsYTQ

you tried any laxatives or enemas lad?