Tfw you have a big dick but youre still a virgin

>tfw you have a big dick but youre still a virgin

fuck my life might aswell kill myself

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just be yourself,if it comes down to it just tell some slut you have a big dick and that's it ur getting laid,it isnt THAT hard

Go to a strip club buy a lap dance and get a stiffy

What's stopping you from getting laid? Just go on Tinder and say your length in inches. If a prudish girl calls you out on it you can either tell her to fuck off or say it it was foot size.

> prudish girls
> tinder

>tfw virgin
>tfw just under 7' in length and 5.5' in girth

Am I considered big or no?

Now imagine being a virgin with a small dick.

Yep... Imagine it.

pretty big
haahahhah...aha...
that cant work, almost if you post your face on tinder and you post your size what happens if someone recognizes you and thinks youre a creep or something like that

But I've seen women that specify minimum sizes so who really cares?

You might be virgin for awhile there, buddy. If a guy pulled down his pants and I saw a dick like that, I'd have to gtfo of there.

too much of a good thing is a bad thing u kno

Yeah, I guess.
Damn my post is so much higher in quality now that it is original.

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wtf do you mean, its not a monster cock its just big, that can is only 6 inches tall

Isn't measuring like that cheating? the elastic makes it seem as if your ballsack is a part of the shaft. Aren't you supposed to measure from the top of the shaft?

>8.5 x 6
pretty big that lad

OP here im not 8.5, only about 7.8

>tfw have a cuckold fetish
>want to see my gf get fucked by a bigger man
>have 8 inch dick

it's not fair

It's a comparison not a measurement.

And that's about as deep as a vagina goes. So the rest of OP's 1.8 inches isn't going to be getting any action. I'll start knitting a cozy for the top bit.

That's why OP needs a boy to get him off. I'd let OP put every inch inside of me.

Go walk around a hoochie house naked until some girl throws a lasso around that thing.

>big dick
>virgin
Pathetic.

everything is worse when you have a small dick

you making me sad again, lad

what country are you from? im a grill if u live near me id be interested in helping u

Dude. Honest advice. If you have a big penis, post a pic of it on tnider, or if that's not allowed, put a few links in your profile/desc/whatever. You might get size queen whores, you might get cute girls wanting to experience a big cock, but you -will- get it, one way or another. It doesn't matter how aspie, retarded, socially inept you are, they'll do the work for a well hung dick. I wish you luck on your journey friend.

Honestly though, it's more worthwhile to build an online relationship with someone close to you and never showing pics until at least six months into it.

where are you located?

thank you friend

:(

im in western america

Hey me too. SoCAL?

Also not the user you're responding to but I'm in a similar situation. Big dick, still a virgin.
7" long
5.5-6" thick

OP here, yeah im not nowhere near that place, sucks

you should help them tho

You're a bro OP

Are there any fembots (or even gaynons) in this thread who've taken a range of different cock sizes? If so, what's been the best dick you've taken?

Nope but thinking about moving there soon. Discord?

Where are you from? Socal?

Originalllllooo

Yeah I'm the same user as

Yeah pretty big

Shaq#7474
When are you thinkin of moving out here?

just hire an escort or go on tinder, not that hard

If it's not that hard that'll cause some issues

I have a friend with a big dick who finally lost his virginity last year (at 24) and he told me the girl wouldn't sleep with him again because he was so bad at sex. My virgin dick is average and this made me even more worried about ever being able to keep a girl if I get laid.

that's literally, MAYBE JUST, 8.5' inches, and I'm being generous
don't quiet your day job

check the filename you dingus it's not his

i'm tired and drunk on pain, my bad

What's yours? I posted mine but got noided and deleted the post.

that's the upper end of normal, you'll give a good fuck and she'll enjoy it but you wont run into major compatibility issues with most women like you would were you 8-10 inches

What does this means lmao, 8.5inches is bigger than 99% of men

>tfw these measurements but overweight so at least an inch and half to two inches is covered by fupa

it's that he was 24 and if she didn't know he was a virgin then she would have expected some level of proficiency by that age

Gross, why post that here put that on the gay thread s or something

> tfw you have a small dick and youre still a virgin