Post sexual things that happened during your life

>me, during highschool
>really unpopular kid, as you could expect
>the only girl that talks to me is a popular one with HUGE tits, but she sees me as a little brother of sorts
>one day the girls of my class are practicing a dancing coreography for a school act, I have nothing to do so im sitting in front of them, watching them move
>they start jumping and their tits bounce
>nice.jpg
>notice my friend tits and they are just wildly bouncing under her white shirt, so I instantly get hard
>extremely, incredibly hard, and im in front of all of them, moving my legs to cover the obvious bulge
>think I did a pretty decent job, but then, once they almost all leave, two of the girls approach me
>two bullies who always picked on me or laughed at me during the breaks, calling me cute
>(that sounds like they werent bullying me, I know, but they called me cute ironically, to make fun of the fact that I was a skinny kid with unwashed hair and always wore a stupid coat)
>"did you had fun watching us, user?"
>oh shit
>i tell them it was just ok
>one of them points at my pants and says that they could notice it
>im nervous as hell, I mumble something and try to leave
>they say something about me helping and push me
>one of them "falls" on my face, laughs
>full white panties, big butt on my face, and the girl asking me if I like it
>too shocked to process whats going on, but the feeling of her ass on me gives me another erection, easy to notice
>the second girl just moves her foot and lightly steps on it with the shoe, says something I dont remember
>hurts but im getting into it and I actually push back with my hips
>class representative enters and asks what are we doing
>"they were practicing dancing and fell", laughs one of the bullies
>she tells them to not be stupid and to leave me alone

Thats it.

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>be me
>jack off this morning

nice

>expecting anyone to believe this obviously made up story
Come on dude

They actually wanted to fuck you

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I think they were obviously getting horny, but their whole attitude was the "haha this is funny cause we would never fuck this guy".

big if true

origigi

It's funny the ways you all manage to sperg your way out of girls that are trying to fuck you

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Nothing sexual happened in my life that's happy to share, and I'm aiming to be a better person.
I have trauma with sex stuff.

I guess the only "happy" one I can share is that I can reclaim my sexuality one day with someone special.

That's about it, someone else can share happy sexual memories though.

>Post sexual things that happened during your life
Well, I went on the internet, and they had some pictures and stuff about it there.

>tfw no bullies that fuck me as a joke

>Be me
>Camping on a school trip
>Didn't bring a tent, just assumed I'd crash in a mate's
>Spend the evening chatting around the fire, drinking wine+oj one of the stacies brought with her.
>Mention that I didn't bring a tent to one of the cuties
>"Hahah, user, you're so silly. I guess you can sleep with us, theres plenty of room."
>There wasnt
>Me and the 5 girls crammed into a 4 person tent
>Hesitantly put my hand over her hips
>She spoons closer in to me
>Even more hesitantly slide my hand down her pants
>She moans into my bicep
>Start fingering her in the tent. She's moaning, panting and shifting under the sleeping bag.
>Everyone else in the tent "asleep", even the girl whose ass I keep bumping as I finger stacy.
>Stacy cums
>Crawls down to blow me, sleeping bag rustling like a tornado has hit the tent, kicks her sleeping friend in the face because we're all so tightly packed in the tent
>Nobody mentions that night again
>We're friendly through the rest of the year but never get the chance to go any further than oral because she's saving herself for marriage and her parents are strict af muslims determined to keep as far from any guys as possible.
We graduated at the end of the year and she went back to her thirdworld shithole. God she was hot, must've been a straight 10/10 back home.

sad bump for stories

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I read things like this and just think I must have some sort of sex repellent barrier around myself. I never witness/hear/see anything like this in real life. Most people I know are very private about their sex lives, not going on camping trips and doing shit like this in tents.
I mean this shit must all be some made up troll to wind up virgins into thinking everybody else is having sex everywhere without their knowledge. There's no other reasonable conclusion

Nothing
Originally of course

>kicks her sleeping friend in the face because we're all so tightly packed in the tent
Kek sounds romantic. Seriously though you guys were assholes for doing that to the other girls. They should have confronted you two

It's made up you fucking 'tard

>attractive robot

I've been directly approached by women three times in public asking for sex. Turned them all down

bretty hot famalam, until the muslim part. Kills my boner.

Hard to tell. Sounds believable enough to me. What makes you say that?

is it weird that im fapping to this?

>school camping trip
>fingered a 10/10 chick in a tent with other girls around knowing
It screams 14 year old boy trying to impress his mates by trying to fit in all the porn tropes he can

Read it again dummy

Its only natural, go for it.

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Because like most r9 you're absolutely petrified of taking a chance and to finger a girl like that you're going to have to take some chances

>10/10
"Stacy" is a very nebulous term

Okay. I did.

>back in highschool
>have massive crush on oneitis, but she has a boyfriend
>she has a best female friend
>okay looking, but kinda annoying
>the three of us hang out often
>her bff had a recent breakup, and had it in her mind that she wanted me
>I was kinda oblivious to this, mostly because I only had eyes for oneitis
>oneitis invites me to go see a movie with her, her bff, and her boyfriend
>oneitis sits in a completely different row than her bff and I
>bff cuddled up right next to me during the movie
>very, very close
>suddenly it becomes apparent to me
>I still want oneitis, but cmon, there's a girl feeling up on my virgin teenage body
>moves my hand to squeeze her boob
>shit's cash
>didn't actually kiss her EVEN THOUGH WE WERE ALMOST PRESSING FACES because I wanted to save my first kiss
>yes I was that much of a faggot
>turned her down in favor of oneitis

>on camping trip
>girl you kind of know sleeping next to you
>put hand on her vagoo
>says nothing
>next day you're told you've been kicked out of the school for sexual harassment
This is unironically the version of this story I witnessed in real life. Don't know what fucking doujin fantasy land you're living in

I'm with you bud. My life was get up, go to school, say goodbye, go to bed. Even when we took trips, or whatever, everyone was polite, well behaved, and did what was expected of them. No one snuck off to do drugs, have sex, or whatever. These stories read just as fantastic as Lord of the Rings for me.

nothing has happened to me but I have something i wish had happened

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I save greentexts like those.

>autism

You don't randomly stick your hand there you test the waters first, him flirting with her, she gave a sign (invited him to sleep there) he tested the waters again by holding her waist, she got closer which is the conset for him to do more

That's not a fantastical story at all the only unlikely part is her being that attractive

Do robots actually believe this shit? Genuine question.

Forgot the pic, fuck. Though im pretty sure this one is fake ass shit.

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Cuckks are the worst kind of degenerate. I feel sorry for your mom

>rising to the bait
Should have just ignored him probably

The sad part is it is believable because cuck fetishes are on the rise

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>cuck fetishes are on the rise
Porn companies have been pushing it like fucking mad the last 10 years, but I think it's already just about lived out its novelty. Incest is the growing fetish now

Interracial shit is. And since that cuck liked that too, it's even worse.

Back in high-school during a PE class we were playing some retarded game. I was flailing muh arms round like a nigger and hit one chick in her pussy, not like a hard hit more like a light tap on it. Pretty cool amirite anons?

>not realizing this is a common outline for fanfiction stories and was obviously thought up on the fly
Why are you defending this bullshit?