New 1ncel Gangster rapper

*snaps* yep, that's going in my cringe compilation #110802 on youtube dot com

What's up niggers, I got tha chopper
Need some sizzurp so hit up my doctor
Rocking designer Gucci and Prada
Roll up to your house fuck your sister and mama
I'm so infamous like the Chris chan saga
Unique in apparel like lady gaga
Mess with me I'll give you trauma
All I do is stack cheese and earn commas

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I CANT GET THE PUSSY NAH
I CANT GET THE PUSSY NAH
I CANT GET THE PUSSY NAH
I CANT GET THE PUSSY NAH
I CANT GET THE PUSSY NAH

BITCH I BE THAT ROPE BOY
TWO THREADS HALF FULL MAKE A FULL THREAD
MEANS IM SPERGING OUT
BITCH I BE THAT FAP BOY
PASS ME THE RAG FOOL

Super top maximum cringe

i like it also nice dubs

Thanks user, you've got nice dubs yourself.

trigger the wax and watch how I configure tracks,
your figures wack like bitter traps
the wigger's back with nigger raps,
consider the facts before you spitter spatter and collapse

lil incel burying you homeboy.

lil incel is just big brain, he wrote that in 2 mins as a joke,
he used to write seriously and has insanely advanced wordplays ect.

this is just a fun lil r9k rap thread man, lighten up man.

thanks for having fun and posting a fun lil rhyme man

>thanks for having fun and posting a fun lil rhyme man
honestly its one of the few new threads that isn't bait or reddit tier so thanks for making it

rolling with real ogs thats r9 beats please take your seats and behold these:

Fuck you for posting that picture yesterday

This is Gunjy again, isn't it?

>I CAN'T GET THE PUSSY NAH

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What anime is this I see this character being posted a lot and it annoys my autism to not know what things are when I see them

looks like boku no pico to me but it's been awhile.

im sorry mum im broke and upset I hope you can forget,
I couldnt cope with neglect so now I float as a wreck with a rope on my neck,
I paid my debt and left you a note to collect,
dont blame yourself...dad never spoke or tried to connect,
im probably in hells flames itself feeling pain smoke and sweat
its a shame I became this bloke,
insane like my brain is getting poked with a cigarette
aside from weight all I have to gain is wealth,
ashamed of my mental health, i dont want to game myself
im not the same as everybody else.
~~lil incel

lets just hope we meet our waifu in the afterlife

youtube.com/watch?v=Agl1TgVfls0
its konosuba watch it for megumin

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been awake the whole night again
staring at the screen shutting off my brain
now I'm feeling like a fiend going insane
got this spleen since years that I'm tryna explain
being caught between emptyness and the pain
shrinking to the size of a bean when being sober and plain
but its Sternburg, Slibowitz from which I'll never abstain
since alcohol helps my mind its only the liver it strains

I'm awake and not sober since around 40 hours now, so forgive me if this was whack, kek

yeah man I also been spewuing my guts up ect ect.
but I write a lot so its EZ desu.

your rhyme was decent I could see you tried man.

good job.

>>>
waiting on the haters to read my one I put a lil bit of effort into and try shit talk it

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I mean, I do write a lot of hip hop lyrics, but not in english, kek
I feel like freestyling is easier for beginners in english tho

The last one you posted had a pretty nice flow tho, I just rapped it acapella to myself and it instantly worked out

yeah, I think rhyme scheme and phonetic repition is important.
when I seriously write something I repeat every letter or start sound and rhyme ever word like a autist.

I cant rap though :(

>tfw decent at rapping and rhyming, just really insecure about my voice
I sometimes freestyle rap irl, since I live in a pretty ghetto area almost everybody likes rap and I've actually battled against random strangers before
I really wanna record my shit but I'm just too shy to put it out there currently

First things first

Megumin's trash, that's just a fucking fact
Your waifu's wack, only knows one attack
In love with 2D, your dreams already crashed
You only get half stiff when it's time to fap
Don't step up to the mic if your words light
Cuz I'll leave you buried in a single night
You're incel, your shits stale,
My style is whole wheat, I'm the holy grail
You're a neckbeard whale, setup to fail

word
also trips of truth

I pretty much killed the thread after posting this one last time, so I'll try again:

Listen, I hate normies but care an awful lot
about conforming, made sure my hair was tall and taut
New wardrobe, peep all the Aeropostale bought
If I looked cool, would people accost a bot?
I gave pause and thought probably not
That ego boost was just fake gall from pot
The ship has sailed; this tale's all for naught,
my energy's spent, let it turn stale and rot
From a pale ale's the only time I'll take a shot
as I bitch that every breathing female's a thot

I've lowered my standards from Kate Moss
to Kate Gosselin post-eight offspring
I'll date goblins with diets by Cake Boss
Yeah, their whole plate's frosting
They hate flossing and conflate spending our dates walking
with mocking her weight problem, it's rape talk to them
Great Scott, even my sour grapes get ate often
I still won't finger their V, like the late Spock

Im the creep in the mask, I snatch the disease from the lab
I chop my enemies in half with guillotines and laugh
I speak the language of anguish, popping off your top and splattering faggots
A fucking bloodbath of madness
When I'm mad I throw tantrums with automatics
Put pubescent bitches in torture attics
Worse than any thought you could imagine
Kidnapped an entire school of bible kids
The ransom is a stolen stash of black market software and microchips
I've learned to rob banks with laptops, from the home of the have-nots
Where soldiers are drinking blood like tampons
We blood thirstier than vampires
Blessing the reverend head to toe spit the chrome until my hands tired

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I cant rap for shit, I can freestyle but im bad as I only do when im drunk.
I used to write all day ect,dont quit doing your thing man,,bad feelz.
just try bro.

Look man, taht is pretty offensive man

>Megumin's trash, that's just a fucking fact
I disagree even in the anime she is VERY powerful
>Your waifu's wack, only knows one attack
yeah she is mastering explosion magic, she is very powerful you brainlet.
>In love with 2D, your dreams already crashed
Im pure and yes I love 2D....dreams crashed..man im fucked
>You only get half stiff when it's time to fap
this is false, I get fully erect and I enjoy my anime girls.

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i am gonna fap, lying in my bed, oh shit now its fulll of sap
guess im gonna take a nap

I fucked up

>And if the doc ever puts me on neetbux
>I will mock all of you wagies
>I will get benefits, freedom for spending it
>I will spare none of you tenants
>Fuck your commitments, stop taking the piss
>as I sit and shitpost on the PC
>I seem to revel in getting so lazy
>On pills, so I'm waking up at 3
>Swallow 'em whole, can't get a boner so girls don't intrigue you
>Wallow at home,
>Play all those games so your problems can't greet you
>Damn, you're pathetic
>Pretend that you work so it's not in contention
>Dad moved the urine,
>It was in bottles with bags full of excrement
>I am a burger
>I am a neet, only son of a hermit
>What is your work? What is your pay?
>Have you been to college yet?
>Girls don't approach you
>30 years old, to think you still leech off mummy

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This is likely going to turn out rambly, to avoid taking too long to make:

It's 4am and I'm still wearing an Xbox headset
I ain't been to bed yet, I'm 27 and still bed wet
I pretend having no friends is the best, tryna trend set
Constipated, so in 2 weeks I'm awaiting my next shit
Girls dating me is laughable, I don't act my age, I just ate Danimals, you couldn't call me hot if I was flammable
like a bumped candle, I only talk to chicks when flipping through the smut channels

I'm a helpless NEET, which is a quip that won't impress the dean, the best I can be is press French beans at Starbucks, but undoubtedly it's out of reach, I feel beat up, not upbeat, extra depressive, so I suggest help me. Maybe a job through nepotism? Just a guess, but is..um, an emotionally repressed wizard the best fit for whippin' up Blizzards when little kids come to visit? Not cool or dumb, but it's a rule of thumb that if you never grew past 4 feet, you're a dwarf and were thwarted, a stupid poo slick that should've been aborted and I know you're also mentally short, I didn't mean to intentionally ignore it, but you're especially boring, so definitely you'll never ever get a ring on your fourth fing.....ger

Couldn't finish that last paragraph, I just shit my pants, then tore my last pair in half, smacked my parent's ass, then they arranged I be put in a containment lab for this rage I have, please contain your laughs. The way I stain these pages with my craft, then pace the attic like an emaciated addict puts you in your place like a realtor and I'll be spilling my dang ill spiel til I go down like a Shanksville field.

bumpsu user

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Or you could just post something, assuming you haven't. This happens every time, the thread is active with two lines of "yo yo, fag" stuff at the beginning and inexplicably dies as more people contribute.

Never got to date Stacy, I got beat up by Chad
A decade later, this pain I can't escape it, let's go through what I had

Alcoholic Father who would beat on me often
Said I would be nothing and he would pee on my coffin
When I got bad grades is when he would make a mad face
I got older and would shrug my shoulders, just standin in place
He married my Mother, I wanted to rub her
Dad knew that and he would be flauntin' the rubbers
Til one day he got caught in the jugular and I went from being under her to having to watch all of my brothers
Mama had no job, and she said it was all on God
Even though it was me cutting wood and hauling logs
Trying to make ends meet at seventeen
Meanwhile all of my friends be
Having fun laughin in class, grippin buns and clapping ass
and I'm gripping a gun and grasping at scraps
They have the nerve to pop in like "what's the haps?"
I pretend like I ain't have a gallon of schnapps
Then the second they leave, I bend over to retch and heave
I passed out for hours, like 11, you'd best believe
Then woke up high on life like I had just smoked up
Tip toed out the house before anyone woke up
Flew to Japan with no plan, but what do you know
Those hoes do a nice dance for a white man
Do I miss it back home? Not a slight chance.
Now I bone my ho in a kimono, damn she has a nice ass
If I saw Chad today, like an anime, I'd get in fight stance

(there's no real way to end this, I just wanted to post it before the thread 404s)

can you guys rate a beat I made?

clyp.it/dzldhlwq

I liked it. I'm terrible at counting most beats, so I wouldn't know how to rap to that.

thanks friend. it just comes natural with practice. its better to just come up with stuff then to read lyrics

Are all (or the majority) of beats 4/4? It seems like it'd be hard to make a beat sound unique, especially if the bar has to be denoted with a snare and (that other thing I forget).

I dont change any of those settings or anything when I make it seems like they're all made the same

look up how to make trap beat in fl studio

and to make them unique there's a lot you can do. add bridges, make the notes or octaves change every couple bars, use weird sounds or samples, you can distort the bass or add no distortion. you can make the hi hats be all over the place with different pitches and rolls or just have the hi hats stay at a 2 step. you can add drum fills you dont hear it anymore in trap music but there used to be bass drum fills

youtube.com/watch?v=OLkDA7scvRY

>>op

I posted this..I have been up SUPER long so I cant stay up and write anything.
I posted already, ill do another one when not so quiet.
trap beats man eeeehheheheh ZOOOMER

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It's early morning, like 3 or 4
I'm entombed in a plume of weed smoke
My parents said if I don't work at the gro-ce-ry store
It's a guarantee that they'll give my ass the ol' heave ho

I'm so pathetic I'm codependent on upvotes from Reddit
The people on there are disgusting, but without that and Funnyjunk, I can't function
Every girl has a hole as big as the one Shaq slam dunked in
She suck on me like Noonoo the vacuum with the suction

I'm on a roll, no not the honor roll, I mean I got on the dole
I managed to convince them that I am existing with no soul
Eyes roll back in my head, spam Jow Forums til they're red
Watch so much anime I think I'm paying in yen
Wake up at 10pm and do it all again

yayayayya nice raopppy user

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Thanks, it's the third one I've posted in here just to try and keep the thread alive.

I would post more but im mad tired... ill post one I wrote ages ago then as pic related

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This is pretty catchy. Sounds like a lot of WSHH-type stuff, or like a cypher beat.

bumping with my own shit

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I ll eat grouper if god wills it.

I ate the grouper and fries. It was very good. Thank God.

If there are any rappers here that need beats lmk and I'll hook you up
Discord is OC#9808

Fuck off I was about to shill the same service

I hope Reiko turns you into one of his fucking harem slaves.

Why not combine our forces and make something legendary user, hmmmmm?