A genie falls out of a lamp and gives you two options:
Option 1:
>for every day without masturbation you receive 500 dollars
>masturbating makes you lose 120 dollars
Option 2:
>receive 5000 dollars cold-turkey
>every time you drink water a little bit will fall on your shirt
What would you choose?
I think I would tell the genie to leave me alone. Neither of these seem particularly worth it, only a dumb NEET would think this amount of money is particularly moving.
>only a dumb neet would think regular masturbatory habits for 150k a year is a good choice
then i'm a dumb neet dude
Option 1. I don't enjoy masturbation anyways so I don't care.
easy pick 1
just fap once a week until I gets lots of money get a gf and never jack off again
Absolutely the first, just holding off on a single day of jerking it yields a shitton of profit.
Option 1. I fap because I'm bored, if I had money I could preoccupy my time with vidya.
I'm assuming sex doesn't count as masturbation right? Well Option 1 easy peasy then.
>Every time you feel like busting a nut whoa hey you've got $500 in disposable no strings attached non-taxable income to find a whore to get your rocks off. Easier in places where prostitution is out and legal, but still not insurmountable in places where it's not
stop jerking and accumulate as much money as possible, get gold digger whore and fuck her as a replacement.
Sorry but only sex with someone you love deeply is considered non-masturbatory.
Even then it can't be oral, anal, etc.
This is fucking retarded. Option 1 is so fucking overpowered it doesn't matter. This choice is supposed to be difficult you braindead fuckwit.
so i can still jack of daily and clear 380$ a day? that's >100k a year
>pick option one
>quit job because I'm making $182,000 a year
>get gold diggers instead of jacking off
Why is option 2 even an option? Only jacking it every other day for a month is still a better payout.
That's fucking retarded, are you some sort of priest?
Still very easy.
>Masturbate once a week and earn $13,520 per month
>Get married to somebody I love and have sex whenever I want
Going 24 hours without "flomping your flomp" gets you 500 dollars.
Masturbating stops the streak AND loses you 120 dollars.
I've had some spirtual experiences.
>fap every three days
>net win
Who wouldnt pick option 1? In 10 days youll out do option 2. Option 1 also still allows masturbation 120 per masturbation even twice a day still yields 260$ per day. What the fuck?
And even if masturbating stops the streak theres nothing that mentions itll go away so youll still profit on days you dont feel like wacking it.
So if you masturbate once or have sex with someone you don't love or in a non-missionary position you lose 120 dollars and are no longer able to collect 500 bux a day for not masturbating
This. Op is retarded. Why would not jerking off pay so much more than an actual job? Unless the point he's trying to make is that it's tough to go nofap. Shit thread anyway.
500 gets you half an hour with a pornstar, which is more than anyone needs unless you're a brokedick boomer, which gives you relief if you need it daily like my huge, heavy, musky balls do
can you cheat option 2 by not wearing a shirt for the rest of your life?
Wait OP, clear it up.
If you masturbate even once with option 1 you won't ever get the 500?
There wouldn't be a reason to tag on the losing $120 if that were the case
Op forgot to put in a couple more 0 in the second choice
What is cold turkey money and and why is it so shitty compared to first option?
That is a beautiful image. Reminds me of the guy who (supposedly) committed suicide the other night, posting about it here. I hope he is in a beautiful place now.
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Option 1:
A single year yields $182,500, assuming you don't masturbate a single day. You could masturbate every other day, and be left with $69,660. This continues ad infinitum until death.
Option 2:
You receive $5000, and that's it. Drinking water will be annoying for the rest of your life.
This isn't a difficult choice OP.
That's not how masturbation works user.
>Masturbating stops the streak
When did OP say that?
1 obviously. You'd have to jerk of 5 times in a single day to lose money after just a single day without masturbating. It would take effort to not make a profit there
Option 1 would be really easy for me
Option 1 since I'm doing nofap anyways.
Joke's on you, I fall deeply in love with any girl who gives me attention