Any robots ever hired an escort?

any robots ever hired an escort?

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yes
it's not all that great, but for some reason now that i've experienced it i keep wanting it
there's something oddly satisfying about getting sweaty and slapping your body on another sweaty retard
but bp and cl personals got owned so the only escorts you can really find - in my area at least - are like $500 and up

Not technically

Me and my girlfriend play prostitute when we want to borrow money/get a dinner paid for. It's fun, and she says I play a good prostitute

Fyi I'm hetero

Leave normies ree etc

This is the kind of creative, funny, original high quality posting the newfriends bring to our website.

I'm jelly as fuck.
>want money
>get to have sex too

It's only if the other person wants to pay. They can turn you down (and probably still fuck) -- but that's why you make sure you seduce them so they can't say no c:

>tfw ex was a prude
please direct me to the nearest suicide booth

Back when Liara Roux had physical rewards on her Patreon I would pledge $150 to her to get signed prints from her.

I did, it was two months ago I guess. I even wrote about this here. I was almost thirty and virgin, so I had to do it. If you're still a virgin, go for it.

It was weird and nothing good at all, but not as gross as I thought it would be.

i did once, this sounds sad but i lost my virginity to one.
she was a really sweet lady

I want to but I don't know how.
I have like $3000 in the bank and am a 29 year old virgin. I'm not even fat or particularly ugly just kind of autistic and introverted.
Would definitely drop $500 or so before I become a wizard just to get it over with, why does this shit have to be illegal here.

I tried a few times but got rejected because "Sorry no blacks"

feels bad

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that sucks sorry to hear that

I used my tax refund this year to fuck the ex porn star/twitch streamer Mia Rose. Went to school with her and her sister, also an ex porn star by the name Ava Rose.
They were huge sluts back in high school but i was too much of a shyfag to try to talk to them.
Fucked Mia Rose, paid $1500 for it, it was meh.

holy shit $1500??
she couldn't give you like a home town discount or something?

Yeah, they were all traps though.

Based escort.

People that use jelly in place of jealous deserve the death penalty.
Even more so if they say it inrl.

>People who exclude "what" from "what the fuck" or "what the hell"

Yeah, it's basically my 'hobby' at this point, as well as the only form of companionship I have really. I live alone and don't spend money on anything else so I like to hire pornstars when they do an escort tour every now and then. I'll go for regular girls if there's nobody appealing currently escorting, but paying a pornstar to fuck me gets me off so I prefer to.

What sites do you use to keep watch on and book pornstars? Asking for a friend.

people that use gucci instead of good deserve worse than the death penalty

well I'm from the UK so the sites will be different if you're from the US, but off the top of my head there's:
>uksugarbabes
>topescortbabes
>eurogirlsescort
occasionally you find girls working for other sites but those are the big ones I can think of, particularly uksugarbabes

I'm from Europe so that does help thanks, especially when I do go to London once in a while.

I don't get it
When did we stop calling whores whites? Where did this escort thing came from?

I meant whores whores
Fucking phoneposting it's barely possible to write like this

Don't take it too hard. They're racially profiling you because most pimps are black men. A lot of them probably have black daddys.

Once hired a hooker privately and once went to a whorehouse.

Both were about the same. It felt good but I was too out of shape and not used to cumming that way so when my time was up I had her suck my nipples while I jacked myself off.

>called one up
>spilled spaghetti while talking to her, but she was nice enough and helped me out
>get to her place
>I'm too nervous and beta, can't go through with it
>tell her sorry for wasting her time and pay her anyway

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I goto an Asian brothel every two weeks. I have a differnt girl every time. But every time is forgettable. Ive had sex with at least 20 different Asians but I'm still bad at sex. Never know how to put it in vagina without her guiding it in for with her hand.

The only escort I'll ever hire is Charon.

Where is that guy that spent all his money on escorts which left him unable to pay for his groceries? Does he still browse r9k?

he probably killed himself or is homeless and can't get on the internet

Has anyone successfully convinced a fembot to have sex with them in exchange for money?

Yes
Probably the only time a girl has been nice to me
Then I started to fantasize starting a family with her, providing her housing, meals, and education
Men's brain are some fucky shit
It's like all evidence and data concludes "dude don't do it" but they're like whatever let's do it