/r9gay/ - #411

Basically. So long as they're wanting to die and fine with eventually dying together there's not much else that matters.

Calm the fuck down mate

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Maybe getting a boyfriend would make someone not want to kill themselves though

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Yeah but It wouldn't for me so ideally it wouldn't for them too and we can instead simply go out together in the dating sense and eventually the permanent sense.

Need another boi to choose an AR-15 with

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>not using helium and going out peacefully while lying side by side and holding hands

>implying eric and dyl weren't gay lovers
guns 4 life

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Would a shotgun not work better than an ar-15?
I want certainty. Guns are the only sureproof way to cease existing brainstem taken out and no chance of living. Outside of explosions I guess but that's unrealistic.

stop posting this person, never again, stop it

Total asphyxiation is certain as long as you're not dicovered. And that's easy for me because I live alone and have no regular callers.

aesthetic

also leaves a clean hole

not until he becomes my boyfriend

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I don't know I just can't get into anything that lets you be revived. If I did have to do a risky method It'd be hypothermia nothing comfier I could imagine than going out in the cold wilderness up in canada and watch the aurora or whatever while drinking to help avoid the pain that comes with hypothermia before falling asleep comfy in the snow.
I think i'd stick to shotgun I'd rather have as little a head as possible to maximize success rates. No room for error after all

Where my late night ohioans at

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Im visiting ohio soon might even live there is it as boring as people make it out to be i don't wan't to waste my time going there if so

So no more tripfags?
Go away for a few weeks and everything gets better?

>How would you want your first date with him to pan out?
We met around 10am in Boston's south station. I'd arrived the day before and come to pick him up. At first we hadn't recognized each other. After a brief and awkward one-armed hug we left the station together. Dropping off his bag at the hotel we cooled off before going for lunch at a Japanese place. He ordered teriyaki beef and I got shrimp tempura.

That afternoon we went on the duck boat tours. Old aquatic vehicles re-purposed for tourism. It was nearly 100f outside and we thought that it would be more fun than hiking the freedom trail. And we learned a few things along the way.

Following the walk back to the hotel we spent some time cuddling while cooling off. It was a little bit magical, being the first time. We were both nervous. Then we went to dinner. It was sweaty, again, but good. Afterwords at the hotel we resumed our cuddling. That evening it went where you may have expected it to go. The shorts came off. We both had fun and at the end of the night we fell asleep in each other's arms.

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>only 3 percent of the population is gay
>30% of that 3 are old fucks
>another 30 shameless manwhores
>another 30 fat/uggos
>5% are your type but arent into you
>that final 5% of 3% of the entire male population is all thats left

Y-yeah im just choosing to be single h-hehe

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This doesn't sound very gay to me.

>How would you want your first date with him to pan out?
we go to the bar, get a booth, order water. Talk about our days, my chin in my hands staring into his dreamy eyes as he talks about his work. He scoots over to my side of the booth to be closer, and then he takes his glass of water, and begins to slightly tilt it towards me. I look at him and begin to make a serious face, like, no, what are you doing. I begin to become embarrassed and alarmed, I start to look around to see if we are being watched. He tilts it a little more and I feel my nerves stingle. He lowers the glass of water onto the seat by his thigh, and puts his other hand on my thigh. He begins to walk his 2 fingers down my thigh to my knee, wherein he begins tracing circles around my knee. All the while looking my in the eyes and smiling widely. He lifts the glass of water a little bit near my thigh, and begins to tilt it slightly so the water rests just at the lips edge and then straightens it and begins to laugh. I am visibly upset and distraught by now, sweating, and on the verge of crying. Then all of the sudden he swings his leg across mine and straddles me directly facing me in this bar booth, there are people around, who may be looking, and he begins rocking back and forth humping, and laughing. I see that his flys open and his boner is sticking out but hes just kinda grinding and rubbing his bottom butt where my balls are. Because I dont want to make a scene and have him banging against the table making noise and making our seat squeak, I grab his lower back, clasp my arms around him to keep some tension. And now I see the glass again, he lifts it up, the ice filled water, and starts to tilt it so its just about over the brim, near my crotch, and then brings it back up. My cheeks are bright red at this point and I am teary eyed. I clasp him harder and put my mouth right against his ear lobe and say "what the heck do you think youre doing, what is with this behaviur

>see pic of qt girl with twinkish body
>wish they were a cute twink boy instead
anyone get this

why are you acting this way, you are embarrassing me, and being reckless, can you please cut it out", I said in a snippy tone. And his smile grew wider as he began to rock back and forth harder now, and then he takes the glass and tilts it all the way on my crotch, ice cold water, immediately seeps to my skin and it stings and his rubbing back and forth squeezes it against my pants, and now hes grasping around my neck pulling me tightly so that I can not get up, and the puddle is freezing and I am crying now large tears, and I bury my face into his neck and say 'I hate you I hate you why why why why ughhhhhh" and I hear him just cackling as he rocks harder and harder, untill finally at last I dart up from the cushion with his arms and legs wrapped around me and fall forward on to the table and climb up to a position holding his arms down so that my wet pants are right near his face, and then I just wipe the ice cold water crotch all over his face, my jeans digging into his skin, and now he is yelling, my rough jeans grinding with forceful friction, ice cold wet, reddening his face, and some chairs are knocked over and by this time a crowd gathers, and manager called, and then we are kicked out, so I am pulled off, so we walk out and go our separate ways.

night night yall

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1. play vidya together.
2. Let me cook for him.
3. Talk politics.
4. He fills my bussy with cum.

I am boring.

good nite honey

I'm about 95% confident that I'll be making a trans-Atlantic visit soon. How do these things work? Anyone here done one before?

i want a gyaru bf

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what things? air transport?

>tfw no european bf to cook dinner with and then cuddle and read together while cuddling after we are both filled

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>tfw no romantic interest in guys
>meet someone and start talking to them
>we both really like one another
>find out they're a guy
>oh.gif
>still like them for who they are and not what they look or sound like
well I guess I'm pansexual

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trans-atlantic qt visitation

you ever worry that you'll still feel empty inside after finding a bf? I could use some advice, but i'm just going to get hissed at for being a bfposter

I found someone who I plan to meet up with and him telling me nice stuff always makes me tear up and cry. I feel much less empty now, but still can't deal with positive attention like that.

I'm gonna make you my bf. Just letting you know.
t you-know-who

Oh, and we can't forget this

>him telling me nice stuff always makes me tear up and cry

>tfw ywn know this feel

Welp I cut myself off from my very last friend who always supported me no matter how terrible I was. No matter how much I insulted him. No matter how much I belittled our friendship.

Am I stupid for dumping him? I know my cycle. I'll just end up doing something stupid and hurting him. He says he has a lot of patience but that wears out eventually. I know I'm incapable of changing. I've been a NEET for 3 years and I'll probably be a NEET for 3 more.

Who am I even telling this to? None of you care. No one will respond or have any advice. Why am I writing this? I miss him a bit already.

But aren't you asleep right now.

Well fuck. There go my plans to cutely inform him. Best of luck to you - glad there are more of you out there than I'd thought

I got ostracized by my friends 12 years ago and I never had any after that, so I can't really offer advice to you. I stopped caring for friendships a long time ago.

So how do you cope with loneliness now?

Come get your twinks and comfy chats

B9SsM8

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>check invite code
>it's not for the only half-decent server around here
Into the trash it goes

>Its another "That one person you really like and want to be noticed by isn't coming around, while the other thirsty fat guys you don't click with at all won't leave you alone" episode

Try to find a bf I said, just join another video game community I said, I hate when this happens because I'm gonna have to shoot them down eventually

Outside of tfwnobf and being starved for affection I don't feel lonely at all. The best of times are at night in complete loneliness when everybody is sound asleep and quiet.

Apparently I'm a sexy fat guy and chaserd like me but damn none of them want a relationship with a NEET.

Breath thread, damn it.

kek is /r9gay/ finally dead?

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lmao >implying
This is one of the top 3 most popular threads on one of the most popular boards
It'll never die

>32 degrees Celsius in my room
I sure like working out in Summer. Two minutes in and I'm drowning in sweat.

wabbababaababba

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sorry, i don't feel like talking.

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work
always work
work work work
work work work
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>top 3 most popular threads
>one of the most popular boards
implying

>tfw no super sweaty uncut bf to lick clean

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I hate waking up. Why can't I just die in my sleep?

What me worry

me eat you whole

are narcissistic artists capable of love?

sure, for themselves

artist in general are incapable of love.

why is this true? :(
t. artist

>accidentally went into cock-worship mode on my bf
>made-out with his dick
>kissed his nuts
>fucked my throat with his porn worthy dick
>kept going after he came for like 10 min
I just woke up and I can't handle the cringe.

He is super into the lovey~dovey sex and he will probably never think of me the same again.

His dick is just so amazing I cant help myself.

Should I break up with him via text so I don't have cringe flashbacks about our next convo for the rest of my life?

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a real artist will never be able to love you as much as they love making art, you will forever be the silver medal in his heart at best you can be the muse that he uses to fulfill his true passion but none the less just a tool to him.

Can you please just fucking leave?

its only cringe because you think it is
your bf probably doesn't even care and just likes you more now if anything

Why? I am in anxiety mode pls no bully.

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How do I get someone to buy me Monster Hunter World without slutting myself out for it?

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be a hunting hornslut for them

idk near Columbus theres plenty of shit to do, depends on what youre interested in

Honey, if you want a sugar daddy, you're going to need to admit you're a slut.

Because you're just another bfposter who's here to brag.

I'll be a hornslut for you if you buy it for me user, I'll play with you all day!

I'm not a slut I just want the game!

sorry user i'm already gonna hornslut for someone

>tfw no bf to hunt monsters with

would be a cool life.

If you buy me Monster Hunter and be my bf we could emulate that life pretty well user!

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you already said you intend to hornslut for someone, im not going to cuck myself.

I said I'd hornslut for you user! I'll be by your side helping you take down monsters and grind for you!

I managed to cuddle first time in my life
it was boring and underwhelming which leads me to believe having a bf is not at all worth giving up your independence

not like we were gonna do much with that independence anyway

Another day another chance to ask what are you listening to today r9gay?
youtube.com/watch?v=PaTHMO-XmV4

Do you guys like Dr. Pepper?

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i don't think soda, but yeah

I don't drink soda.

>Soda advertisements targeting homosexuals
Yeah that makes a lot of sense, dumb corporations.

post your reaction to when someone pokes you!

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"don't touch me, please"

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the real target is anyone who supports gays since they can virtue signal by drinking a crisp refreshing Dr. pepper (dr pepper is a resisted trademark of dr. pepper snapple group all rights reserved)

anyone ever been flirted to irl? what's that like? t. creepy uggo

youtube.com/watch?v=7vdgZAJVnes

Pork Soda by Primus
I heard "My Name is Mud" yesterday and it's been stuck in my head since.

everyone's just sleeping

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