Girl feels (girls only)

fembot thread. fembots, idk about you femanons but i am so tired of incels omg. let's talk about the real robots aka fembots ok i'll start
>be mildly attractive female
>at starbucks
>yay double mocha frappichoni
>see big guy
>tell him he's a big guy
>he turns to me and says
ha
hahaha
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AGAIN
FOOLED AGAIN YOU STUPID HOLES
NO GIRLS ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

DAILY REMINDER:

>f-
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
>-em-
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHA
>bot
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU, ROASTIES.
YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN A ROBOT
YOU WILL NEVER BE A ROBOT
YOU ARE P H Y S I C A L L Y INCAPABLE OF BEING A ROBOT EVER BECAUSE YOU CAN L I T E R A L L Y GO OUTSIDE AND HAVE NOT JUST ONE BUT MULTIPLE CHOICES FOR POTENTIAL PARTNERS YOU DUMB SLUTS BUT INSTEAD YOU ONLY GO AFTER CHADLIKE CREATURES AND THEN YOU COME HERE, WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE FOR WHOM IT IS NIGH IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A GIRL WHO WOULD EVEN CONSIDER BEING THEIR GF COME TO TALK ABOUT THEIR LIVES AND THEIR BARREN LOVE LIVES AND YOU COMPLAIN
WHHAAAAAAAA CHAD IGNORE ME
WWHHWHWHHAAAAAAAAAAA OMG STACIE MADE FUN OF MEEE AND NOW I CAN'T SIT WITH THE COOL KIDS AT LUNCH

WOW SO DEEP SO ENLIGHTENING SO INSIGHFUL

I HAVE AN IDEA

WHY DON'T YOU GO TO ****** OR ****** OR ANY OTHER FEMALE WEBSITE AND COMPLAIN THERE WITH ALL THE OTHER FEMALES. YOU WILL EVEN FIND MANY S O Y B O Y C UCK ORBITERS TO DROOL OVER YOU AS YOU INCESSANTLY POST ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO BE A GIRL IN A SOCIETY POLLUTED BY MARXIST, FEMINIST PROPAGANDA THAT NOT ONLY GIVES YOU, A GIRL, A BETTER CHANCE AT LIFE THAN A MAN BUT YOU ARE GUARANTEED NOT TO EVER FEEL THE COMPLETE ISOLATION THAT IS ROBOTHOOT
AND NO ISOLATION IS NOT JUST NOT SITTING WITH ALL THE OTHER CHADS AND STACIES OR NOT GOING TO THAT PARTY OR CHAD NOT TEXTING YOUR CELLULAR DEVICE WITH PICTURES OF HIM SMOKING A NICOTINE VAPORIZER

LET THAT MARINATE IN YOUR AIRHEAD

PEACE

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legit fucking kys

You are so cute. Origjno

originally based
originally redpilled

ROASTIES ROASTIES
OUT OUT OUT

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based
just doing my part, partner

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Calm the fuck down OP

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there ain't no brakes on the thot patrol

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TOASTIE
ROASTIE
SEETHING AND BLEEDING
GET OUT OF MY BOARD YOU STUPID WHORES

toasty roastie
lips a-flutter
can't make a sandwich
out of bread and butter
fooled again by trojan horse
made by user with no remorse
escaped by humor
cruel and bitter
worth less to me
than my indoor shitter
my porcelain throne all shiny and white
will be getting all of my cummies tonight
while seething roasties bitch and moan
about how they end up alone

fuck you

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this post is a serious case of tl;dr

What's your problem dude? Do some yoga and make some friends and you might feel better
I will watch a movie tomorrow with my best friend and then go fuck with my fuck buddy at night how bout dat

While you watch the new capshit fiasco with your s o y b o y clones and reuse a worn out hole I will be watching shitty cartoons and jerking off when I'm not consumed by rage and sadness. We don't all have fuck buddies, norman. kys yourself

How do I join Thot Patrol 43th Division?

We cuddle and genuinily care for each other too tho

THE TOASTIE STOPS HER FEET

You fucking made me kek op

Sure you do. My ex said the same thing. "I want this to be long-term, user." "I love you." "I feel so comfortable in your arms" and BLAH BLAH BLAH it's all bullshit my dude. You will see. You don't genuinely care for each other, YOU might genuinely care about her but she does not care about you, you are just another dick in a long line of dicks to her. Accept this now before she breaks your heart, it's much harder then.

You have to earn your place with a bottle of salty, alcoholic roastie tears

I am the her lmao, forgot to mentio
>femanon h3r3
And is genuine because we have no pressure to comit or to feel certain ways, is very carefree and whatever happens will happen
Go to /sig/, quit porn and Jow Forums for a while (except /sig/ I guess), and excercise to get rid of all the toxicity this place fills you with. And you don't lose anything if a girl doesn't want to be your gf if you appreciate women as friends and human beings

>i am the her
doubt
let's assume that you are female for a moment my dude
>no pressure to commit
in roastie-speak this means "i can leave him for any chad i want"
>you don't lose anything blah blah blah
you might be a girl after all because this is typical roastie mentality
>oh i'll just fuck (x)user until i find someone better to dump him for but it's ok because we were never dating just friends tee hee!
disgusting

Chad is usually a boring normie faggot so I pass, also might have std's because of his prmiscuity
Chill dude, people do have relationships and finish them and move on, is not like in the fairytales
>until you find someone better
Don't most people do that in some extent? If I eventually feel emotionally attracted to someone it would only make sense to leave him. Is not about who is better tho because people are different and stuff

Best thread thanks op!

ITT : summerfags that don't understand copy pastas

I wonder why op doesnt have a gf...

beautiful, amazing, ruse and thread OP

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Yeah you and 5 other guys.

>until you find someone better
>Don't most people do that in some extent?
Yes, happened to me. I was with a girl who left me for a guy who had more money.
>If I eventually feel emotionally attracted to someone it would only make sense to leave him
bingo
the typical roastie trade-up. yeah just keep on trading up your whole life until your eggs dry up because you haven't settled down with anyone you feel "emotionally attracted" to because you physically can't feel attracted to someone in that way because your partner count is so high that you can no longer bond with a potential mate.
I sincerely hope that you break things off with that guy before you trade up over him and crush his soul you heartless hole.
absolutely disgusting

originally snapped but in a good way

frends

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This is literally me. You neckbeard incel losers will never understand these feels.

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I had a gf, but that was in another life.
Now I am Punished user: An user Denied His GF
I have dedicated my life to patrolling thots. There is no going back now.

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>money
Then she's just materialistic. That's sad
Yo just because something ends it doesn't mean it was meaningless
It will hurt him if I do find someone I want as a bf but I dispise most people and don't care about money so much to be in a fake relationship because of it
It doesn't make me evil or something to eventually move on lolz
I know I am taking a bait but is amusing to read your weird mental gymnastics. Life can always be better user you don't have to be an resentful loser forever

i doubt it my dude
i would date a girl like that in a heartbeat

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>meaningless
It's all meaningless in the end.
>It will hurt him if I do find someone I want as a bf
No shit, idiot, that's why I am telling you to end it now before you continue to lead him on like a fucking rock on a string just to fill your gaping hole for a while. But of course, you won't. You will keep pretending that you "care" when really you're just literally going to fuck him over when you eventually trade up. Disgusting.
>It doesn't make me evil or something to eventually move on lolz
>It doesn't make me evil or something to eventually move on lolz
>It doesn't make me evil or something to eventually move on lolz
Leave, hole. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

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>boohoo relationships end
Go watch korean dramas then. Even marriages eventually get tired of each other
>meaningless
The closest thing we have to meaning are feelings in my opinion. They not necesarily serve to other purpose but are just there
And he could leave me if he wanted to get a gf too, duh, I just don't bitch about that but I am aware, but it doesn't bother me because I am not that insecure. Even then I would still want to be his friend
Maybe if you change your ways we could play D&D or something

i know this is b8, but.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i wonder why couples who end up staying together until both die of age are usually intelligent, nice, people who are wise and didnt follow their pussy/dick

>abloo bloo relationships just end tee hee!
this is why the family unit is crumbling
>philosophical bullshit
blow it out your ass
>doesn't bother me tee hee!
that'd because you have even more betamales on standby should you decide to leave your current beta out of boredom or "just because".
>we could play d&d
whatever dude, go wash your penis

You're idealizing that dude. In any case is very rare and are most probably in comfort state, care for each other but not in a romantic way
Again, go watch korean dramas if you want something like that
I'll think about you next time we cum, eat and sleep together, in that order

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originali post

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>dont have any of above attributes because stubborn thot
>uh no ur just being optimistic
and well think about you when you inevitably wake up and realise just what you are as a person, a cunt, in every way

yes think of me when you cum, whore
you like that, don't you? what makes me different from all the other guys you think about? say my name. call me "daddy" you slut. take my cock, it's all you're good for.

DDLG is cringe

you say that now but i bet you have called more than one person "daddy" who is not your biological father, as all of your kind do, hole

you disgust me