You are awoken at 7:AM

>RETURN MY WIFE'S SON'S LOAFERS YOU DUMB FAGGOT

Who the hell makes these kinda fucked up stories?

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This reminded me of the only time I ever got blown and that gave me an erection.
Should I turn myself in nonetheless?

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>Bitch im off to work is seven minutes

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>good whatever, that's fine. do you think i'm thrilled about waking up at this hour taking you to that fucking epileptic whorehouse? i'm not. we have food, i have money. you can just have this daily routine of picking something from the refrigerator and retreating back to your room to hibernate and we can live like that.

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Is this something original and did you make that?
Cheers for the dedicated autism

>Niece coming to live with me while she goes to college
>Haven't seen her in a few years
>Checked her social media
>She's fucking hot
WHY

Can you post more?
Thanks

There will be sex user, lots of it. Also take pics of her feet and post em.

Newfigs thinking this is OC lmaooo

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Give link to original then

She's not here yet. She's Israeli if that makes a difference.

That's it right there, from /fsa/, I'd reckon.

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>kike
Don't fuck her, gas her and then fuck her

i listen to so much ASMR and erotica that i think i've heard that voice before
no name, but seems familiar

Propose the idea of multiculturalism and open borders for Israel. Then fuck her : ^)

Loli is the best normie repellant on r9k there is

go to bed ya pillow cuddeling fag

i just realized i didnt have my headphones on. it think my neighbors heard it lol

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go to school, otherwise feel free to become another loser in this family

You don't want this niece.

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Tell her you have to go to school before you can stay home all day

this is some pedo shit,
fbi open up

You should never be allowed near children

asking the important questions. i didn't see any upload timestamp. does vocaroo say when something was uploaded?

am I a disgusting person for listening to the whole thing?

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"You don't want to be like me. Believe me."

What...the...actual

oregano shock

thanks for reminding me that im a disgrace to my family user

tfw fapped to this

"wait is 7 am alredy?man have been shitposting all night,i have to get breakfast,o right,do whatever you want sweetie i really dont care"

>fucking epileptic whorehouse
thats the weirdest definition of school i have heard

you sick fuck
i'd kick your ass for posting this

need more of thls

Very nice. We need more of this kind of stuff desu, it's the only stuff that actually works in driving away normies.

Will I get on some list for saving this?

>Sorry bitch, you need ten thousand gbp to become a neet like me

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ayy lmao
jailbloxx

Fake how does she know what a cock is?

P.S The girl who did this should be in Jail

>girl

heh... right

being NEET is not neat kiddo.

>tfw my wife is into this kind of RP
>tfw I'm not

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>epileptic whorehouse
Nigger what

orijinaly

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god l wish that were mee

sounds like a grown ass woman lmao, is that the best you can do user? come onnn

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>cock
immersion ruined

what a fucking retard

Thanks, this will help me in these trying times.

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This a girly boys voice

Nevermind all that roleplay shit, what's the source for this pic? Is this a CG in a VN?

it wiggIed

Should I turn myself in bros? I got a chub. Fuck me I want to kill myself

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stop being a normie
originally original. of course.

Holy shit, I haven't seen this in years. A friendly reminder that you can find tons of DDLG shit like this on the gonewildaudio subreddit.

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>>uncle user i don't want to go to school right now i want to stay home all day like you
already happened while i was unemployed
>call sister and tell her niece is sick so she will call school (school doesn't like it when the parent doesn't call them in)
>cook niece a mickey mouse waffle and scrambled eggs
>she falls asleep on my bed while i look for jobs
>realize i helped my 8 year old niece skip school
>talk to her for abit and find out shes just being bullied by another girl because of some sticker on her backpack and shes getting pushed into a wall because of it
>make her put more of the same sticker on her backpack
>call up my brother and explain the situation and that i want my nephew to watch my niece at school to make sure it doesn't happen again.
>next day im babysitting my nephew because he gave the girl a black eye
>he is suspended for the week so i teach him how to play resident evil 2 on the n64
>niece not bulied anymore
tfw they aren't cute little kids anymore

What the actual fuck did I just hear

i have another one just because im feeling nostalgic
>brother drops nephew by on my day off without telling me and he isn't at work yet so i can't call him
>nephew acting weird
>mad cus i dont want to do another heart on my day off
>ask him whats wrong
>he just didnt want to go to school and hes embarassed about his dad finding him watching tv after he came back to get something.
>trying to act serious but end up laughing
>give him a bb gun and send him off into the woods for the day
>when he comes back he is covered in mud, grass, and leaves
>his dad thinks i made him mow the lawn and clean out the gutters on my house and is giving him a speech about how he shouldn't skip school or that will happen again
>while im spraying him off with the water hose i tell him not to skip school because i'll dunk him in the toilet.

oh lord jesus i forgot that this existed

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>next day im babysitting my nephew because he gave the girl a black eye
Based nephew

>>next day im babysitting my nephew because he gave the girl a black eye

based little boy

yeah her saying cock multiple times was really out of place

God dammit, really, it's just fucking wrong!!! That is child abuse when cussing a child out!!! >:( People that are negative are fucking something, but I don't give a shit!!!! *crying* Plus, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!! PEOPLE THAT ARE NEGATIVE JUST DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!! *crying continues* :'( :'(
PLUS, IF I SEE A PARENT THAT IS ABUSING HIS OR HER SON OR DAUGHTER, I AM GOING TO KICK THE CHILD'S PARENT'S ASS AND CALL THE COPS ON HIM OR HER!!!!!!!! I WILL FUCKING BEAT THAT PARENT'S ASS!!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=alSWvg5SFgY
youtube.com/watch?v=4Sz20IXSm6w
AT LAST, PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARE JUST FUCKING GOD DAMN NEGATIVE!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=eMKepsqrC6I
I WOULD DO TO PEOPLE THAT ARE NEGATIVE IS, BEAT EM UP, SHOOT EM DOWN, SHOVE EM IN THE DIRT, STAB EM WITH THE MOTHER FUCKING KNIFE, AND SMASH EM IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*crying more*

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You got issues.
Not that I am judging or anything...

>recording of an adult women sucking you off
>got a chubby
>feels bad for it
are you fucking gay?

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>Aunt user? Can I stay home all day like you.
>Ehh. Listen Emily. Wait until your 13, and then see how you feel. When I was 13 I was bullied because I found out I was trans. Being homeschooled isn't worth it if you actually have friends at school. If you get bullied by pretty much everyone at school because of how different you are like me, which will not most likely not going to happen, then I'll talk to your parents about teaching you how to learn college level stuff on the internet. But you're not there yet. Go form meaningful relationships while you're still young.

PLUS, I WILL FUCKING PUNCH THAT PARENT IN THE GOD DAMN FACE, DICK, OR VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=RWgyKDfFC_U

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>gonewildaudio
Holy fuck

What a goldmine

Time to get off Jow Forums for a while.

No
You are not a normie,

AND IF I SAY TO THE PARENT THAT IS ABUSING HER OR HIS CHILD IS, "I WILL FUCKING BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU AND BUST UP YOUR SHITTY FACE AND SNAP YOUR FILTHY NECK AND CALL THE COPS ON YOU IF YOU DO NOT STOP ABUSING YOUR CHILD AND SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
youtube.com/watch?v=n5H3PyYfvjc
youtube.com/watch?v=j6VZ4Q0Ewlk
youtube.com/watch?v=-UA6Y4AiSKc

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Get the fuck out of here faggot nobody has time for your fan-fiction bullshit

Tell the little shit that she will never be a neet and that she will spend her whole life as a wagie then slam the door

>yo whose fucking kid is this man and why is she calling me uncle
i would also be naked cause i sleep nude

YOU DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD DAY, I HOPE YOU THE PARENT GETS ACCUSED OF ABUSING THE CHILD!!!! >:(
*WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK*
*POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW*
I DID IT, THE PARENT GOT BEATEN UP!

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Moar please oritnyf

I wonder if there are any trap neets on here. That would be dope.

I also heard you can learn college level data science courses online. You can audit these courses and pay for the degree later. If that's what you did, congrats user.

Holy shit
Origg

Daww. Thank you. I still haven't payed for the degree. There are college proffesors who teach audited statistics, calculus, and computer science. Just google it.

>Sort by top post
>top post of all time labelled "12 little girl audios"
>Check one

soundgasm.net/u/petalbaby/Daddys-Reward-Part-1

Why is this allowed.

>straight like a ruler
Lost my boner, 2/10 for realism.

WeIp, thats enough internet for today.

At least it's just a woman with uwu voice. I thought I was going to have to call the fbi for a second.

Can all of you list your addresses here, and your search history?

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sure thing baby we can watch frozen and chill

Hi funny fbi lady! I'm pretty sure it isn't illegal to look at cartoons of of naked children which is what most of these neets probably do. The reason I'm not giving you my internet history is because I like to ingest oregeno on the weekends. Which shouldn't be illegal but I don't like sharing my moms secret recipe for spaghetti, because there is vommit on my sweater already just from thinking about it.

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Dont worry friends, to post there everyone has to verify their age with the mods. Feel free to fap away.

Fine
>How to make weed pancakes from cannabis oil.
>leafly . c0m purple kush
>watch American Psycho online
>How to win an arguement with an idiot who literally makes up information on the internet to win an arguement.

It's just a blowjob? Where the fuck is part two