lazy wankers so you get this edition
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Lads I fucking love Jamie T
Loving the new OP image.
well here are the chat logs
i start flapping past 500 posts
You daft cunt I'd have made one, here's the OP pic so you have no excuse now.
Couldn't get into Radiohead lads. I listened to the entirety of their discography and while they have some good tracks the majority of them I couldn't get into. I thought people complaining about Thom Yorke being too whiny was just a meme but fuck me is it true.
I don't have an OP image so this is what you get for the laziness; a tesco basic tier thread.
You're obviously not sad enough to enjoy
It took years to grow on me lid but I love them now
yeah idk maybe their albums wouldve been more fun to listen to when they originally came out
hes got a nice voice in some songs so thats why i listened to them
day one here and have the night one too
all of (you)'s get them saved because I've been giving them out loads recently and yet we still end up with a situation like this.
Fucks me off desu, yesterday had some guy call me lazy for not making a thread even though the OP pic was posted right there for anyone to use
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I can't stay mad at you lads though *ruffles hair* now run along you scamps
Pablo Honey is there best record. The rest are for pretentious nerds
If you were really really high then it might be quite entertaining. Definitely not Sharpe though, that's beyond the pale.
I disagree with this so much
certifiably based
HALF OF MY LIFE.
HALF OF MY LIFE.
HALF OF MY LIFE.
how come smol is in here again
fuck off
I think Radiohead, ultimately, is for pseuds who wanted to listen to something 'deeper' than Oasis.
Because people keep giving it attention
no better feeling then getting a girl to finger her asshole on camera for you
only 42 days until autumn!
Oasis and Blur were much better anyway
>mumblepop
Lads I shagged a 16 year old girl last night, I can't get in trouble right? It's fully legal right?
Can't wait lad. I've already ordered a new woolen jumper in preparation.
yes you retard. I'm not the only one who read the age of consent laws right
Depends if she decides it was rape a week later lad
When will he post the chatlogs, Iods?
wish I could shag a nice legal 16 year old
Cool, I was a bit worried there was maybe some kind of technicality I could get on.
I have about a million whatsapp messages showing that it definitely wasnt rape
how old are you lad? need to know
Pulp are best 90s britpop desu
Also Jarvis was a qt
There is lad, age of consent between 16-18 takes the age of the other person into account too. If you are above the age of 18, it's usually taken as statutory because it assumes you were in a position of trust or power and should know better
you were a very naughty boy
This to be honest lads
Jarvis is cool af
I'm 27
Pretty sure "position of trust/power" means an actual position like being a teacher or a social worker or something. NEETs have no power or trust.
Bbi no-pycckNN roBopNTe?
Vy po-russkii govorite?
Pls someone russian for me... I need to leave this place...
don't tell lies laddie
you nonce, 16yr olds are mentally still children
>Pretty sure "position of trust/power" means an actual position like being a teacher or a social worker or something.
Not if one party is a child, and the other is an adult. Then it is usually assumed the adult is in a position of trust by merit of age.
A 16 year old might be able to consent, but they are still considered children in the eyes of the law.
blur were great, saddens me that so many people write them off
feel free to call me a boomer
1. 808s and Heartbreak
2. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
3. Yeezus
4. College Dropout
5. Late Registration
6. Ye
7. The Life Of Pablo
8. Graduation
That is all
Not looking to lie lad, this is what I've been told as part of safeguarding training in the past desu
It was too tempting lad. She's fat and she was incredibly horny and desperate for it, and it was wonderful.
That's not true lad, see the screenshot the other lad just posted
Alri tattoo nonce?
Pulp are great need to listen to them more.
True, but best boy coming through
>tattoo
aye thats me
>nonce
nani lad?
>see the screenshot the other lad just posted
I mean we have no idea who's saying that lad.
see
I used to be a massive oasis fan before I hit something I like to call musical puberty
This user is right. Any position of 'power' is stat
March for England facebook page here. Please like and share lets get our country back
I used to be a massive oasis fan before that too, then I continued to be one
girls are freaky when they're horny. last night I was talking to one and she said that she'd never send me nudes. about an hour later she was sending me pictures of her spread asshole talking about how she wanted to shit on my chest
>want to get a big packet of mini cheddars or something
>coke is now a low sugar abomination
fuck sake lads what am I meant to drink with cheesy snacks now? beer doesn't go with it...
Not your personal army
keep politics out of /britfeel/
If you've been given safeguarding training then you must have had some kind of position where that might be a factor.
As a NEET, I don't.
letterbox comment aside, why anyone would want this fucking idiotic clown as pm is beyond me
Because he'll probably say loads of dumb shit and we can pretend he's BASED
>cant spot irony
>he spoke the truth
No he didn't. They don't look anything like letterboxes. They look like ghosts from pac man.
I get your point lad but this was about looking out for other people who might be abusive, not about ourselves.
Whatever the case take my advice or leave it, you'd be done for statutory if she/her parents had beef I reckon.
Fuck I want to shag a fat 16 year old. How fat are we talking lad, post pic of someone similar weight
>ghosts from pac man.
they were multi-coloured though not black
What's irony lad I have the 'tism
>Tell mother about how bad my mental health has become
>Ask her not to tell anyone because it's fucking embarrassing
>Not 12 hours later she's told my father
Aaaaaaaaand I'm never trusting her with private information again.
Because he drops based red pills like this
nice blog post. i'm interested to hear what happens next.
>Beer doesn't go with cheesy snacks
That's absolute nonsense lad
Sorry lad only Tilde is allowed to blog, will you please delete your post?
I find it funny that people unironically talk like that
We all get the big gay and become trannies.
You can still get full fat coke though lad, it just costs more
does anyone go camping on their own without a car here? if so, is there anywhere reasonably accessible from public transport that anyone can recommend?
And letter boxes are red
Ending of Final Fantasy X is beautiful and really what I needed to hear during this time in my life
you need to get more than to pictures of Daisy lad. I bet SP has a whole folder of them
full fat coke? made me giggle
So really they dont look like anything. Maybe bin bags with a tear in them
This isn't her but it's very close in both weight and appearance.
It was amazing lad. As soon as she saw my dick her face went bright red.
What about the New Forest lad? Nice views and there's wild horses trotting about too
I'm literally Satan
Fuck I'd love to shove my face in her minge
I do have a folder at home but I'm phoneposting at work, have to make do with what I have
I felt that way about Bloodborne's third ending
gross
shagged two birds like that
Did she have a hairy manky fanjo lid
When I licked her fanny she came in about 20 seconds. She was literally dripping wet.
Do you think you're better off alone?
x2
Please tell me how you achieved this it's all I've ever wanted
*reaches for the lasers*
thank you for making me realise I'm not as desperate for sex as I thought
Not the same user but taking advice on girls off the internet makes you stiff and unnatural, it's not paint by numbers lad
looks nice pal, will look into
yeah well i've shagged over 1000 birds and president bush gave me a knighthood
just finished Sharpe's Company. Got the Liz Hurley episode next. Gonna be hard watching with a raging rodder.
I got lucky. She's my mum's friend's daughter. Chatted to her a few times and then ended up finding her on instagram, told her she looked good in one of her photos in a direct message and then it went from there. I got her on whatsapp and she kept sending me messages constantly so I thought she probably fancied me, took a gamble by turning the conversation towards sex and she was into it.
I can only get girls online. I have two right how who I regularly sext with but irl I'm a kissless virgin. I guess I look better in photos
yeah well one time at bandcamp I was having this threesome with some lezzer pornstars and mid way through we needed something to wipe away all the wet from their vaginas so I went out to find a leaf or something and while I was out there a bear came up (it must have smelt the 3 sexes we'd already done) and I RKO'd it and everyone cheers and I got a medal
Liz was in it? Blimey might have to watch it myself now