Hey can I pet your dog?

>hey can I pet your dog?
>yeah sure

>hey can I pet your daughter?
>-
>[sirens approaching]

Why?
It's not like there aren't people who want to have sex with dogs.

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>some stinky, fat weeb comes up
>c-c-c-c-can I-I-I p-p-p-pet your d-daughters h-h-head?
>beat the shit out of him and leave his pedo ass for the niggers to rape

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This and without any sense of irony. My daughter is all I have in this miserable life. Wouldn't beat someone up because that's a direct way of losing her, but would make sure to deal with them.

If you did this to my daughter I would frame you for molesting my daughter then best the shit out of you. Then post it online. What a faggot.

no you may not pet her, only me is allow to groom her.

>animals are like people
Can I rub your gfs/wife/daughter belly while she rolls around and then have her lick my hands and face? YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING SEXUAL IN IT DO YOU? Stop being a zoophile, geez.

Nice strawman.
Most (non autistic) people are physically affectionate with one another.

I'd like those people to leave r9k and unironically.

>It's a strawman
It's not lad. He's proposed the same argument.

Domestic animals aren't the same as humans.

I am going to rape your underage daughter and leave her nearly dead in a nearby dumpster.

So... where do you live user?
Wanna chat over a phone or something?

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Way ahead of you mate, that's why I can't beat someone up, the police would find my dead loli rape cushion daughter.

>hey can i pet your daughter in her vagina, with my penis?
>guy calls the police
Why are people so intolerant /tv/?

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>their daughter sees me
>she screams my name and runs towards me
>she hugs my legs
>im uncomfortable
>her parents are uncomfortable

What am i supposed to do in a situation like this? What do you normies expect?

Tell her all men are rapists now.

When I was a kid I always got headpats, but never from strangers. Maybe my teacher or something. But if it just like on the street or something no way weirdo

Kneel down so you are on her level so she can hug normal

this. Where are live it is normal to pet on head small kid of your friends, but never kids of people you dont know. that is fucking wierd

That's even more awkward because then your legs are in the way and she can't hug you because she has short hands.

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Are you fucking retarded or an actual pedo
You reach out with your upper body like a normal fucking hug
How are you so uncomfortable and cringey Jesus

>Nice strawman.
The principle is the same. You don't know what a straw man argument is.

>autist asks a genuine question
>normie gets triggered and insults him

It's like you normies are asking for school shootings.

You're right I was too harsh
I forgot where I was

is there more to this gif?
oregano

I'm confused by this. Is OP saying he's a pedo?

Yes but it's probably bait

>What am i supposed to do in a situation like this?
Whip it out

nice try there fbi

Only rapists would be uncomfortable, unless the parents know she's already a whore and is thinking about dicks. Otherwise she's oblivious, fucking normie retards baka

dogs aren't people you retard

youve been whatching too much anime
also nice trips

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