KEEEEDS

Yea my mom is good shape, and I take after her in just about everything so I'm not really worried, though I'm an only child and one kid is different than 5
What's wrong with a bunch of kids? Sure they're messy and annoying at first (but they're also at their cutest), but when they grow older and become adults of their own it'll be rewarding

>male
>20
>yes and no

I love kids and want to raise plenty but I'm scared of equipping them with subhuman genes in a futuristic world. If I ever have kids they're going to be adopted or genetically engineered.

>male, 26
>have 1 son from roastie ex
>inb4 reee normie get out
Roastie was abusive and used emotional blackmail against me and caused me to hate women and be a shut in. Currently fighting to get custody of my son from the bitch.

Well, for what it's worth I saw a like 120lbs woman in her 30s with 2 sets of twins and an 8-year-old girl at my local library the other day.

>What's wrong with a bunch of kids? Sure they're messy and annoying at first (but they're also at their cutest), but when they grow older and become adults of their own it'll be rewarding

There's nothing rewarding to it. Just useless primordial instincts about procreation that are pointless which we would all be better off without.

>subhuman genes in a futuristic world
Here's what you do, user. You live a healthy lifestyle till the late 21st century (the closer to 2100 the better), survive long enough to get some new treatment that drastically lengthens the human lifespan (by like another 100 years or so), then live long enough to be reverse-aged to your 20s and maybe live long enough to be genetically enhanced from there.

How old's the boy? How do you balance being a father with being a shut-in?

3 kids, that's about as much as I feel comfortable I can handle I want kids but watching my parents handle 5 of us was enough for me

>useless primordial instincts
I bet you wish you had somebody to fuck though. What do you call that, rational decision or primordial instincts?

I don't really wish I had someone to fuck. They are just primordial instincts that cause more suffering more than anything.

At least you want kids. Lotta people hate them. Not me though. I love kids.

Get your mind outta the gutter, you closet nonce. I didn't mean it like that.

>30
>None

I did want a huge family at one point, something like 12 kids or so. Then I realized that I would make a horrible parent. The world doesn't need anymore shit parents.

6 months. He hasnt lived with me for 2 months though. My kid is super chill and would just sit on my lap and smile at the tv while I played vidya.
on the outside im a functional normie adult with a good job and shit but on the inside Im a bitter cyborg so even though Im an antisocial shut in who hates people its not like I'm living a neet life

>Implying you don't even "tfw no gf" post from time to time

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I know what you mean. In my perfect world I've got a huge family, but I don't see myself fathering any anytime soon. I ain't financially or psychologically secure enough to be a good dad.

I don't, I don't see a point to that. If I wanted a relationship or sex then I'd go properly looking for it rather than complain about it.

>cyborg
That's what's up.

That's cool. Like I said, not worried about weight or stretch marks or anything of the sort really, just the idea of having to give birth 5 times is scary
Yea something about fulfilling that biological purpose you have is satisfying, can't tell why....

>Male
>25
>want 0
I would maybe want some if I wasn't mentally ill with a small penis.
Wouldn't want to curse another lad into the world with a dick like mine.

Not really, like most things in life it seems like more effort than it's worth. Maybe before I died inside.

>female
>21
>5-7

>Browses Jow Forums
>Doesn't complain about life

Same here. I ain't even at home 3/4 of the time I post on here. Got too much shit to do.

Don't mothers have like a special hormone which makes them forget bout the pregnancy turmoils after they give birth?

How small though? You'd be surprised how small your national average is. I'm about 2 inches longer than the average in Bongland.

You already posted that, samefag.

Uhuhuh. If so, nice. It's not like it's wiped from your memory or anything though, so I don't get what you mean

>Get your mind outta the gutter, you closet nonce. I didn't mean it like that.
Bloody hell that isn't what I meant user

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I'm just a machine that should have been decommissioned a long time ago, but modern society favors the existence, and survival of odds and ends that don't really want to contribute to the species, maybe to society even, if anything may work antisocially, or may end up staying in a gray area until the end of their days.

There's nothing to complain about, the rules of the game are set, and people will bemoan any problems until the end of times. Adding to the moans of suffering won't fix anything.

>Tfw no broodmare titcow gf

we are different anons, stupid.

smaller than a coke can erect.
like 3.5'' or less and needley.
I get comment's like "nice clit" lmao.

It doesn't bother me anymore and I kind of own it, but I understand why girls wouldn't like it. And wouldn't want a son to have to deal with it.

I'm still attracted to girls with small boobs, but a small penis is like having a broken hammer. At least their vagina still functions.

>girl
>18
>5

*Femanons

At least get your pronouns right, bigot.

They're obviously different posts
>inb4 "hurr sure I was only pretending
Titcows are trash user, b for best

>F
>30
>2 ideal, no more than 4

Holy shit, that's tiny. Maybe if you lost weight you could add a couple inches. You got a lotta fat in your pelvic area?

I'm 6'0'' 166lbs. No

>5

That's shaping out to be the average number in this thread. Patrician.

>4

That's me and my sisters. Imagine being the only boy and 6 years younger than the 3rd oldest child.

>anti-natalist whites
Surely nobody has a vested interest in that.

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>Female
>27
>1
small families seem more comfy and I don't want to have to deal with breaking up sibling fights and deciding who gets to use the games console

Does that count as a micropenis or just small? Also, don't tall guys usually have bigger dicks? I know 6ft ain't NBA-tier tall, but it's tall enough for 3.5inches to be pretty outta proportion.

Only children are almost always weirdos though.

>Does that count as a micropenis or just small?
i have no idea.
I'm basically a walking false advertisement because I'm in decent shape and I don't have that incel jaw. Blue eyes.

You even had sex, bro? What do they have to say bout it when you whip it out? You said you get comments like "nice clit", but that sounds like something only people on the internet would say.

>You even had sex, bro?
no
>but that sounds like something only people on the internet would say.
you got it

You can make decent money as a cuck in porn shoots, you know. They might even let you eat a female performer's bumhole as she sucks off a much, much more well endowed man.

My dad is probably going to die in the next 5 years or so and I'd like him to see his grandkids before that.

kek.
I don't think I could live with myself.

From old age or disease? Male or female? How many?

I am a male.

More disease than old age, his heart's failing.

I'd like 3 kids if I can afford it, I'd like at least two, I don't want my kid to be an only child.

Nobody wants to sleep with me so I don't think this will go anywhere.

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>male
>26
>idk

>Don't want only child

This. 3's ideal. Middle children are going extinct.

I want to go on long hiking trips and travel.

>male
>50
I have 6 kids
It is awesome

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What do you do for a living to provide for them?

IT sales

All by the same woman? You guys still together?

Yes
Married 26 years

Male
21
None

I'd be a garbage parent and that's if I somehow manage to find a girl, also existence is suffering

I'm not white, can I be anti-natalist without triggering Jow Forums?

>Male
>20
I don't want any. I hate kids. Fucking money drain.

How would non-whites not having kids trigger Jow Forums? They want us dead LMAO.

>Tfw you won't be surrounded by loved ones on your death bed

Sux 2 b u

Just settle for a 5 out of 10, bro.

Just a meme. Don't take it too serious.

the sooner, the better

origgi

>you will never be a biological parent to a cute androgynous amalgagender non-binary intersex child

i agree but you say that in a post full of you moaning about it, so...

huwite male here, had a vasectomy long ago, no frozen sperm, no children, not going to have any, naturally or adopted or otherwise.

Male
Too old to be here

I want Ghengis Khan levels of children. I just don't want to have to raise them directly. If I had the means, though, I'd knock up a different girl every night.

I want as many as possible. I want to have thousands and maybe know 30 of them.

male
25
none

if I'm here on r9k hating women and complaining about my life then how could I ever be fit as a parent?

>female
>20
>unsure
I don't mind kids. At this point I don't have a desire to have kids, never felt like an urge to procreate, but I understand that in a simple way it's a main life's purpose and makes a lot of people happy, so I kinda hope that one day I want to

I want to be that guy's baby daddy

mpreg is literally the purest fetish

Can't those be reversed fairly easily?

Does Arnie in Junior do anything for you?

Most in the "no kids camp" usually change once they hit 30 and are in a relationship that looks like it's for the long run. I changed my mind just by seeing how happy having kids made couples.

Hot the gym, get a haircut, just shower, bro, be confident, senpai, settle for a 5/10.

Ditto. Why plant a tree if it don't grow fruit? That's a metaphor for marrying without having kids.

potentially. mine won't.

My dad's got like 6-7 kids from 3 different women, bruh.

>19
>Male
>Want 1 kid and 2 dogs or 2 kids and 1 dog

You coulda just pulled out, bruh. Now you're less of a man. A snake without venom, a dog without teeth.

>2 kids, 1 dog

Gotta keep the birth rate above 2.1 after all.

My wife just lost our first unborn. Feels bad, not gonna lie.

but i'm fine with my situation and you're the one projecting your fears and insecurities so i dunno user

I'm really sorry, bro. I think my sister almost had a miscarriage with her first. I still worry bout the slim possibility that she might outlive any of her daughters. It would kill her.

I may be projecting, but at least I can seed any potential gf your lonely self might ever get.

>male
>33
>have 2, hoping to stop there