It's another "user dreams he has a girlfriend" episode

Cuddling a girl is fucking insane. These are feels that cannot be described because it is impossible to articulate. One must experience it to know.

I'm honestly thinking about becoming asexual and going for a gay guy whom I would not have sex with. I would even let him have sex with other guys if he wanted to, I'm fine with that, as long as he doesn't leave me.

Almost no relationship will last forever, especially at any age that girls aren't wall staged.

Imagine the immense happiness of having a cute GF. Then multiply that by a thousand and turn it into emotional pain and that is what you'll feel when you lose her.

You WILL lose her too. It is literally inevitable.

I had a GF ONCE, long ago and she broke me. I refuse to suffer through that again.

You're in a very comfy position on a couch/bed, you've got a warm, soft girl in your arms. You're constantly smelling the sweet scent of her hair and you can hear her breathe. It just feels like the right position to be in.
also there's the uncomfortable boner you're gonna have prodding against her ass/back that makes you worry for your penile health after an hour or so

Who fucking cares? Maybe somebody is in in a rough spot and the gf will keep the rope in the closet long enough for him to get his life back together.

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Learn the hard way then.

>what does it feel like?
IT, plus sex (the intimacy of it, not physicality, the latter is better when you fap seriously) is comparable to this:
youtube.com/watch?v=HqMzuuAKcXY
tl;dw - this dog was viciously biting his own back because he was neglected by his mother. Some wise woman added 2+2 and
just started hugging him and holding his head to her chest for him to feel the heartbeat.
After a short time he was all normal.
Cuddling does exactly this. When I had a gf my depression was gone, 100% and I always felt like in heaven when I was cuddling.

Reminding myself of all of this makes me want to die.
But wait I think I gave you a

SHIT. I wanted to say I gave you a wrong vid. I will look for the one I was talking about. But I can't find it anymore.

>dream about lying in bed
>she comes and lies on me and we both fall asleep in each other's arms
>wake up excited about asking her to come on a cute nature walk in a bird sanctuary
>her memory slowly fades into the abyss

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>It's another "user dreams of five years from now when he and his oneitis are happily together and married" episode

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Wish my ex gf dropped dead into a ditch

Based wisebot.

For the lips of a strange women drop as an honeycomb
And her mouth is smoother than oil
But her end is bitter as wormwood
Sharp as a two-edged sword
Her feet go down to death
Her steps take hold on hell

Go not astray in her paths
For she hath cast down wounded
And many strong men have been slain by her
Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death

Fucking cringe origibros

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>always had GFs because charming as fuck when I want to
>would start hating them
>couldn't leave them because even though I'm a 23-years-old fuck, I never had a single friend in my life
>forced to keep them around to not be so sad
>when single I'd go on Tinder to hook up and have sex even though I don't really enjoy it just so I could have some human interaction
>was so sad that when I was a fat fuck I'd only hear my own voice when I spoke to my therapist

I've always thought it was awkward af no matter what position you're in

It's pretty much heaven. The only bad part is that there is another human being with emotional needs attached to it.

youtu.be/3-BW2hKsbio
>SOMETIMES ALL I REALLY WANNA FEEL IS LOVE
>SOMETIMES I'M ANGRY THAT I FEEL SO ANGRY

Relationships are hell, you have no fucking clue. Be happy you're single, fuck a prostitute and buy a dog, forget women.

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Do any of you unironically really dream where you have a gf? I really want one but never had a dream about one

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>be me
>home having a good time with gf
>start cuddling
>she's warm and smells nice
>we both say how much we love eachother
>i'm so fucking happy
>suddenly wake up alone in bed
>never been so confused in my entire life
>start having a panic attack
>begin screaming and crying in frustration for a couple of minutes
>eventually get tired and cry myself back to sleep

I was fucking terrified when I woke up again.

this pic makes me extremely sad

why? because you will never fell her hands passing throw your hair while telling you everything is going to be alright

>you will never fell her hands passing throw your hair while telling you everything is going to be alright
I just want a girl to do that while I fall asleep with my head on her cleavage or lap. is that a realistic thing to expect if I ever have a gf?

yes can confirm have fell asleep on breasts before it is the best

>Just a dream nothing else

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>it's another "user dreams he IS THE gf" episode

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