Guys and gals, do you remember your first orgasm?

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>be me
>12 or 13
>recently realize my dick gets hard when I look at pictures of pretty girls
>feels good when I touch it
>start touching it a lot
>feel really good, body gets tight and I feel hot and tense and my dick kinda hurts
>get scared, stop
>think about this all day next day
>wonder what happens if I go past that point and keep touching it
>that night I try again
>have an old vidya magazine
>Halo 4-era Cortana's face on the back cover
>this gets kid me hard as a rock
>start fapping
>feel that funny feeling again
>keep going
>cum kinda dribbles out of my dick, feels REALLY good
>feel good but also scared
>clean up with a paper towel and go to sleep

That's how I got my fetish for short hair. I think.

>13
>stumble upon futa
>pp gets hard
>tried fapping before but could never cum
>jerk it for like an hour straight with lotion because I'm a poorlycutfag
>finally a single rope (if you can even call it that) of cum shoots out
>not even white, clear

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>getting scared and waiting till next day

>me

I guess your hymen broke.
>cursed image
It was during a pillow hump at age 18.

for a while before i even got horny enough to jerk off i'd look at the nsfw shit on newgrounds
a few days before i ever came i remember i rubbed my dick to some ayane nudes on yahoo images
when i came for the first time though the video was two girls one had brown hair in a beanie and was tied to a fuck machine and there was a blonde hair girl like there helping her or something
when i came it was mostly clear with white wisps in it

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1763519843
oh shit i found the video im almost postitive
no wonder i'm so fucked today when this was the first thing i came to she has a fucking 20lb dildo getting rammed into her

>12 or 13
>halo 4
You must be 18 years or older to use this site

Dont remember my first nut, but i remember the first vagina ive ever seen. Probably around 10 years old on EbaumsWorld, click nsfw section. First vagina i see is gigantic roastie vag lips literally hanging down probably 3 inches. Was scared of vaginas for a while after that.

yeah i rememeber watching austin powers and in the scene where hes in the hot tub with the girl i got really hot and i went and sat on my toilet and jacked it, the orgasm was so strong i remember my butthole puckering but no cum came out
i remember feeling so guilty afterwards

When I was in the 4th grade I'd bang my legs together in class until climax. Sounded like I was clapping

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>Be me
>9 years old, been watching porn for years now
>Always wondered what would happen if I stroked my dick like the pornstars did
>Mom goes out for groceries
>nowismychance.png
>Bring laptop downstairs to kitchen table
>Load up a Red Tube video
>Start jacking away
>nolotionbecauseimafuckinglegend.jpg
>Dick starts to tingle
>Keep going, faster
>Orgasm
>Nothing comes out

Been doing it almost everyday since, eventually started using lube

i remember cumming to an old magazine i had, it was not even porn it was just one of those magazine with girls on swimsuits,back them i would jack off but not really cum,so when i came i didnt really knew what was going on

I was probably 9 years old and for some reason the thought of being in forbidden places or being late got me somewhat excited and i just squeezed my dick fast and came in my hand. My dick didnt even go hard.

>be 12
>Have phimosis
>One night trying to pull foreskin back
>TOO FAR TOO FAR
>It's stuck
>Terrified
>Cum leaks out
>Wtf

Dick is fine now

user Halo 4 was 6 years ago
He's 18

First orgasm and it was a dribbler? you must be big

What's special about not using lotion? I never do.

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>halo 4 was 6 years ago

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>Be 9
>Touch dick
>Thatfeltgood.jpg
>Keep stroking
>Orgasm
No porn required bois

>12 when Halo 4 came out
I'm tired of being on this site of children.
Where did everyone else go and why did all these kids come?

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I remember it due to the fact that I had done masturbating wrong for about a week, I was about 12 years old at the time and thought that simply holding my penis without stroking would be enough to orgasm.
After about a week though the family dog came in and I thought that maybe licking would help it too as that would be quite similar to a blowjob, so I simply forced my dog to lick my penis until I had erupted into my first orgasm.
It was truly an awakening experience and I've yet to achieve an orgasm so intense.

Nothing, I was just to stupid to realise you're supposed to lube up

Yes, I was rubbing off on a pillow. Fucking took forever.

Depends, wet or dry?
>Dry orgasm
>Age six
I don't remember which was my first now, just know it happened when I was six years old. But here's some of the earliest faps I can recall:
>Watching TV and saw a diaper commercial, or was watching saw cartoons (like the episode 'Baby Puss' from Tom & Jerry, or 'Baby Bottleneck' from Looney Tunes, or any of the other diaper-featuring cartoons that were aired on TV in the 90s) and probably grabbed at my smol benis fantasizing that I was in diapers/experiencing what I was watching because I wore them until I was five and became fond of the sensations and never wanted to wear underwear
>Was playing Gran Turismo on the PlayStation 1 and had the controller in my lap, and when I accidentally crashed the car into the barrier, it vibrated on my crotch, to which I masturbated with that, driving into the barrier nonstop
>Discovered porn while searching 'diaper' and 'pee' on Google on my first computer, and rubbed one off to the pictures I saw of giant dicks pissing into some girl's mouth
As for wet:
>Be 11
>In bed, in the dark, at like 2 AM
>Thinking about having a mommy gf and being diapered by her
>Feels way better than usual
>Intense sensation all of a sudden and feel a hot spurt erupt from my 2" peep
>Immediately frozen in fear because I assume it's blood
>Feel 'blood' shooting out all over myself
>Freak the fuck out
>When I finish, I got out from under my blanket (afraid of the dark and always slept under my blanket until my 20s because I used to see ghosts and shit, but in my panic I stopped giving a fuck about that for a minute)
>Threw a leg over the edge of my bed
>Then threw the same side arm over
>Kinda crab-walked to my door to switch the light on, keeping my front side upward to prevent excess blood loss
>Throw on the switch
>Confused as fuck because I don't see any blood
>Just feel wetness, see watery looking liquid
>Didn't masturbate until the next day because I thought I damaged my dick

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We're old men, user. There are kids on this site who wouldn't even know what a ''CD'' is.

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>what a ''CD'' is
You mean LauraB?

You're not *supposed* to though?

it was to those shitty dating sims and animations on newgrounds

>floppy? Like your dick old man?

No, I meant a Compact Disc.

My keks. Ok, bro.

Do you I lose the last bit of my soul and fap to that pic?

My lunch break is almost over. I don't think I'll come on here again during my next opportunity though.

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It took me quite a while to cum because i thought you had to get your balls involved somehow.

Yeah. I thought it meant I wasn't a virgin anymore and I was going to hell and no girl would ever want me. I cried.

It was to Kim Possible porn when I was lIke 11. I peed myself afterwards.

Yes. Outside of a few that I spurted my way through while waking up from wet dreams, I remember humping the shit out of my bed and smacking my dick around until I spewed in my gym shorts while I was going to bed one night. Felt so great to get all that libido out that I'd been building up but couldn't use for so long.

Go for it, mate. We'll go to hell together.

Back in the day before the internet you had to smuggle playboys or watch softcore porn Cinemax late at night.

Now I can look straight into a woman's gaping asshole for hours.

What a wild ride.

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That's cute, user. How old were you back then? (no homo)

>be 13
>whacking it to soft porn
>about to cum
>no clothes on, worried I will ahoot cum everywhere (thats what happens right? :DD)
>try to hold back the ejaculation as much as I can
>very painful
>no cum comes out

Seriously botched my first one bros, but I certainly didnt want to get cum on the ceiling fan so mission accomplished?

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yeah
i had no idea what it was
wasnt even looking at porn or really touching myself
it was just like.... pictures of boys... then i started rubbing my body against my pillow and then it happened

Yes, with detail. It was in the hands of my female cousin, she jerked me off when I was 11 and she was 12, most intense orgasm I ever had. :3

>be 16
>never understood why masturbation was such a big deal because penis felt like nothing (im circumcised)
>decide I will force myself to masturbate
>fap furiously for a while and eventually cum and get spooked at it

i was 10 and i was laying belly down on one of my pillows. i moved a little bit and my crotch rubbed against the pillow just right and it felt really good, i kept on moving that way against my pillow and i must've came within 45 seconds. no cum at all.

>i must've came within 45 seconds. no cum at all
>i must've came
>no cum at all

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First orgasm was when I was like 13 in the bathtub with the shower head, I was kind of a late bloomer I think. I had an autistic fear of getting penetrated until I was 20 when I did it on a doorknob and came almost instantly. broke my hymen doing that though

>on a doorknob
That's actually a great idea but I don't think it'd work very comfortably. Or maybe your doorknobs are set lower

>Fear of penetration
>broke hymen on doorknob
>um wat

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it's about a foot from the group, level with the waist. quite easy to do it if you standed up

i meant like these ones that extended out so it was like a dildo

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That seems pretty difficult to get a good angle on. Why not go for the hairbrush handle like normal people?

my first time was at a sleepover party in 6th grade with 5 other kids watching and telling me what to do

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I need a greentext, please!

gayboi owo

my first boner was when i was 4 years old, had dreams about being shit on by dinosaurs and would wake up with hard pp, fairly sure some time around then i had first wet too.
>mfw even when i was 4 i was a degenerate

Oh geez.. Uhmm.. hair brush handle.. didn't work too well.. Banana in the freezer... probably other ridiculous things, but I was in high school, whadda ya expect. Hah

>didn't work too well
Gotta get one of those ribbed ones. Nobody can tell me that's not intentional.

I peed myself too. The pee felt good. I fapped to some softcore porn movie on showtime.

>bedwetting at 4
Are you fucking kidding me?
>being shit on by dinosaurs
Patrician fetish

I wrote a greentext about it a while ago. Yes i was 3. (Pic is the greentext i wrote about it.)

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I was watching Malcolm the middle diddling with my penis and suddenly I felt a rush and a lot of water came out I thought I had peed myself.

nope, but I do remember the first porn video I watched, it was a lesbian bdsm. I fapped a bit scared.

I was laying naked in my room with an erection at 11, when my cat crawled over me I orgasmed...
I wish I was lying

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Same. It was dark brown. Eventually I keep cumming so much it cleaned it out I guess and now it's fine.

What the fuck
>weirdest boner right now

Nobody actually follows that rule

Probably around 11. Started jerking off while sitting on the toilet I think.
First time I ejaculated I was lying on my parents' bed(idk why on theirs) and a tiny bit of cum spurted high up.

honestly i think i discovered pillow humping when i was in kindergarten. and when i was in 1st or 2nd grade i started using water from the bath tub faucet.

Errrm wat?
A. Kids, Aka teens, CAN be mature enough to understand whats on this site.
B. Youre a teen too. Real kids under the age of 13 barely exist, this is too deep on the site pool.

>have first fap when I'm fifteen
>sexually uninterested until then
>find video on YouTube tutorial of girl using padding and makeup to make her breasts look bigger
>willy gets hard
>start rubbing and get results unlike the past few times I tried it
>have fapped nearly three times a day ever since, almost exclusively to 2D

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I was standing in font of my crt TV and came all over it

I was bout 12. Hurt like a bitch and I didn't know what the fuck was happening. Didn't know that was my first orgasm till I read it's pretty common to feel pain instead of pleasure your first time some 9-years-later. Always thought my first nut was when I was 13.

Yeah.I wasnt even trying to ejaculate,I just did it because it felt good.
Nearly pissed myself too.

I had seen it in porn and decided to do the motion myself, thought i was going to piss but it was cum
Felt maximum level of shame and guilt after though

Not sure about first orgasm, but I remember that I used to masturbate with shampoo and face cleanser. Shit was fucking awful because it'd dry out my skin to the point of peeling and bleeding the next day, and it was extremely uncomfortable. Still kept doing it for a few months.

i jerked off in the shower then got dizzy when i cummed then i did it again 30 minutes later

I started watching porn when I was about 10 and didn't know what to do so I usually sat just looking at it going: "ah yes thing nice"
but then I wondered how it was like to do the thing where the white comes out and I started beating my meat in the middle of the night in the bathroom.

After I did my business I was confused as fuck as to why it felt so good, but thought "eh that doesn't matter really, I can just try tommorrow"

Also I kind of just rubbed the excess semen on the side of our bathroom sink, kind of where I circled it in red in pic related.
Still don't know if anyone found out or if cum can evaporate.

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>gals just larpers faggot.

will do, my originallyly friendo

Yeah, I was 12 wanked it in the shower. it landed on the curtain and looked like watered down Dijon.

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>6th grade
>sleepover party at best friends house with 4 kids I know well and 5 ive never spoken to
>we all sleep in a tent in a basement for some reason, all scrawny enough to fit
>some kid (chad of the group at the time) starts
telling us about lesbian porn, opens YouPorn
>everyone starts talking about how they've seen it and have fapped before
>admit i don't know how to fap >everyone starts freaking out telling me how
amazing fapping is and how sexy lesbians are
>kid who is running the party runs upstairs and grabs his moms lotion
>chad kid hands me his phone and clicks a video of some porn video with eminem playing in the background
>also explains to me how to fap using a bottle
>everyone is inside tent, i step outside and with my back against the tent i start fapping in a squatted position
>in my lust driven journey chad and 4 others come out and watch me without me noticing
>i notice them while still beating it and for some
reason i'm good with it, ask them "will i make semen?"
>mixed conversation, tells me probably not
>continue this for about 10 minutes of me rubbing my prepubescent dick and my friends watching me
>eminem still playing
>decide i've orgasmed and stop
>get made fun of because i didn't cum
>tell them i did and make up bullshit that it was "hidden" by the lotion
>go home next day and cry because i didn't cum
I now realize why I get vehemently angry when
see penis humiliation threads, and whenever I hear eminem's voice i am reminded of that day

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sorry bout the fucked up greentext, dumb phone poster cuz at wageslave job

They still sell CDs

Sorry bro. You should have asked your friends to give you a hand.

honestly they seemed like they were gonna one of them is gay now

No, probably humping my blanket or pillow since I never really masturbated by hands. But I have no memory at what age, I remember masturbating since childhood.

t. I'm 12 and I'm mature enough for Jow Forums

Yep. I was 11 and I had just gotten done drying off from being in the pool, and I was cold so I got in bed. I randomly got a boner and started rubbing it. Then I just felt like I had to piss.

I go onto Jow Forums to see if the board was still alive and the first thing i see is a newborn being jerked off with a vibrator

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