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reading some murakami edition

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Murakami a cunt

Mum is 43 and pregnant lads. Announced it today.

Genuinely think most of the posters here would diddle a kid if they had half the chance. You're a danger to children.

Just done it haven't i lads, just gone and had a cheeky poo wank.

You lids need to get to Holland.

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Think it's yours lad? When is your episode of Jeremy Kyle on I take it

BREAKING DEADLINE DAY TRANSFER NEWS

britfeel can now confirm that Amir has been released.
As expected, he is to join Rotherham on a five year deal.
Rotherham manager alan akbar said i'm excited by this lad, he's in the adam johnson mold which is what we're looking for he said, before adding just hope he doesn't put any cameras in the changing rooms ha ha
Amir was said to be delighted by the opportunity describing at as the next step in his career

kids don't have big tits so you can bloody do one

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>Genuinely think most of the posters here would diddle a kid if they had half the chance. You're a danger to children.

The arrival of HC made it clear that there are a lot of lads here who'll fuck any hole at all.

Lee

Anthony

Since when is poleabop a left back?

>Valkyria Chronicles 4 coming out end of September
>Red Dead Redemption 2 coming out the end of October
>want to replay both VC1 and RDR1

dunno which to do first.

Kind of strange my phone thinks poleabop is a word.

I liked that book where the main character spend the whole time crying about some girl and then at the end randomly shags some milf

never read murakami how is he?

also what are your lads' favourite books/authors?

i cant help it if cute kids hit on me all the time

New phone comes tomorrow wahey!

in the pub right now and the girl serving is well fit. half black too I love mixed girls

VC4 will probably be a letdown like the other sequels.
Replay VC1 and buy RDR2.

I keep thinking you're talking about RPDR.

Read Norwegian Wood about 6 years ago. Jap gf at the time got me it
Thinking about it. That's the last book I read.

Lovely lad but I think you meant to post this in Jow Forums

finished work for the week
what takeaway should i get?

poleabop: when you bop a noncey paki tranny on the nose

wonder how many people have suffered catastrophic injuries due to tilde swinging his wrecking ball hands around when walking

Changes all the time although overall my favourite book is probably Wind In The Willows and my favourite author, Margaret Atwood.

Norweigan Wood lad? Not really well liked by Murakami fans due to how just vanilla it is but I thought it was very good, it was my first novel of his so I might be bias
He's my favourite author by far, very surreal story telling that I love. It's recommended you start on some of his more normal stuff, like Norweigan Wood, before reading his more complex wacky shit

Only read South of the border West of the sun. When I was in high school as well so kind of a long time ago, but remember enjoying it at the time.
Favourite book series possibly chronicles of Narnia. I know it's normie trash tier now but really enjoyed the game of thrones books. Attempting the wheel of time series now...on book 1...

I should probably stop staring at her

nice hot curry lad, give the toilet a treat too

Had dinner in a Turkish restaurant today. Was pretty good but Indian yesterday was better.

Saw this next door afterwards though. Do need a job.

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Don't worry, i am into older women.

My favourite activity lad
Britfeels poleabop meet up when? We can take turns.

subway. chicken bacon and chorizo on foot long hearty italian. salad and melted cheese. then go to mcdonalds for some fries and a mcice thingy, mango and passionfruit or might be mango and pineapple

imagine being passed a squashed sausage roll from his bear like paws

These are some of your best tits yet

Next big British celebrity death?

phwoar lads. liz hurley is proper stunning even to this day

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No joke, in the last week alone I had two incidents. I was at Primark and this 8 year old kid looked at me out of nowhere and winked, I gave him a cheeky smile back. Then the other day this young girl was walking with her father and she looked at me and gave me a big smile.

Both very innocent I'm sure, but I don't want people to think I'm a nonce

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wonder what its like to work in greggs? some look quite nice and others look like dumps

Send us a pic then lad

roIand rat

a magician never tells

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Ant, of Ant & Dec.

D-does the poison hurt?

Greek Phil or Brenda.

Just want to say how grateful I am for you lads, been lying in bed shitposting with you all day, feels like we are family.

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ol queeny tits

thanks lad I do try to post tits of a decent quality

nabokov is probably my favourite author overall, although picture of dorian grey is my favourite book

Why haven't you been doing anything useful?

Here's muh books. My favourite writer is Kafka and has been for many years, don't care if I get fedora'd

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phwwwwoaarrrrr got a pure bloaty woat on

your mum

originally

You posted this the other day.
Aren't you that super annoying trip from Jow Forums?

absolutely TIPPING at Camus lad

W-what should I have done? Want me to make you an apu?

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roller blade ppl have not replied to my email asking for a return
v worried

pseud/10

>don't care if I get fedora'd
I was going to say that it's an absolutely 100% fedora selection.

It's also very, very good,

Can you do a Kay's Good Cooking or Lee Anthony Hoyland apu please babe?

Eh? I've never tripped in my life. You may be thinking of 'Help Helper' lad who trips as SGA on brit/pol/, I had a chat with him about John Williams the other week.

>w-we must imagine Sisyphus happy

Alright lad leave it with me I'll try and do it later as I cba getting out of bed just now to go sit at computer

Haha lad you got ripped off by poncey rollerblade people howling at you

seems like there's some overlap there then..
people make fun of me for having entry level /lit/ or fedora taste, but all the ones I've read from there are genuinely great books

I should probably venture aware from weeb shit. What non-jap authors would you lads recommend?

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fuck me lads on the edge right now. everyone is so fucking rude to me and walks all over me. I'm going to break soon and do something crazy if it continues. nearly every cunt I come across, what is it about me?

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STOP BULLYING I JUST WANT TO GO FAST

Bernard Cornwell and Ken Follett.

can you share a pic? I too am a big fan of mixed girls

If you like Murakami then Kafka is an obvious recommendation, start with The Metamorphosis. The Book of Disquiet is another good read

Three Kingdoms

If you run into an arsehole in the morning, you ran into an arsehole. If you run into arseholes all day, you're the arsehole.

I'm bored of my skinsona, lads.

Can't believe Barry has gone lads.

Cloud Atlas, David Mitchell (not that one)

What makes something fedora?

The pretentious thing isn't your choice of books. It's the complete absence of anything a bit lighter to read. I have many of those same books on my shelf but I also have stuff by Stephen King, David Lodge, Iain Banks, Irvine Welsh, etc.

People who only have heavy novels usually are just trying to show off. You've got Catch 22 there but everything else is more thought provoking than entertaining. Isn't there a time you want to relax and read without having to think deeply?

90 percent of these books look like they belong in the background of some instathots dumb selfie

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Go fast where you spacker
Lol spastic on wheels

Why would you want to bf a woman who posts in britfeel

hi someone asked earlier, my shoes are converses i got them in a sale online from office a while ago

I saw a really cute girl in the shop but she was buying soya milk and vegan stuff so I was automatically not interested anymore

>girl buying breast enhancement products

sounds like a keeper

she had small milkers

t. incel

most birds just read shitty romance novels. Fuck outta here thinknig they read fedora shit

Colson Whitehead, Yann Martel, Julian Barnes, Guy Gunaratne & Zadie Smith are all worth your time.

>bf a woman

Mean lad, I just want pals

Andrew are you here? Have some questions for you.

Why you think she's buying the onions milk lad?

*zooms pas you faster than u can even see*
*spins round u 6 times*
*slaps u round the face*
heh cya later alligator

because she was a poncy vegan

Please go ahead, ask them.

Yea, he's a left back
Left back in the changing rooms
A-Ha Ha BOOM! BOOM!

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Why did you give a vulnerable tranny boy money for a gpu?

LOTR
Normie taste, probably. I don't read much anyway

>LOTR
>normie
no normie has read a book with more than a thousand pages lad

uh lad, you missed a few ha-has. its
A-HA HA HA HA HA BOOM BOOM

LOTR
SW extended universe
Fantasy generally