Have any girls ever shown interest in you?

I actually got laid by a 9/10 last night.

BUT. I have premature ejaculation, probably from starting masturbation at age 7. So I came in probably 2 minutes. Thats after jerking off before and using numbing condoms.

SO which is worse? Being able to convince a girl to sleep with you then disappointing them every time and embarrassing yourself, or just not even ever getting to that point?

Only happened once in my life and I was as surprised as you are, because she was smoking hot. Wish it would happen again, however I probably habe to put myself out there more

Only about 3 in my whole life - none of which were hot so I disregarded them all.

There was a fourth that I was about to hookup with that was kinda hot but God wants me to forever be a virgin so the party got raided and I got a ticket.

Needless to say, still haven't kissed a girl

2 minutes is average. Make sure she came, before next time you wanna fugg her

Don't be yourself again.

>let me feel her hearth
Damn, was it warm that close to the fireplace?

>tfw not a single women had shown attraction to you
What does ot feel like? Is it good?

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>tfw Roblox friend who is a female finally learned my age and that I'm a NEET and now treats me even more like a worm than when I was just a lowly beta orbiter
OOF

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I have premature ejaculation, probably because I started jerking off at 7.

I fucked a grill last night an 8/10.

I lasted maybe two minutes, and thats after jerking off, and using numbing condoms.

Whats worse? Embarassing yourself and sexually dissapointing a girl, or never even getting the chance to?

And it looks like I'll have this problem forever, soooo thats cool.

Just don't masturbate for two weeks, dog. Resets everything

Man, your ego goes through the roof. It's even better when they don't lose interest after a while, and keeping a conversation and kissing a girl for the first time is always incredible. The first few weeks are the best.

In middle school there was this Asian girl that might have shown interest in me, and one of her friends asked me if I would go out with her, and I said no and just walked away. To this day I dont know if it was legitimate or on a date, considering middle school was when I was at my hygienic worst and probably smelled like shit.

>let me feel her heart
This is my fucking thing. Fuuuuuuck ahhhhhhhh

I wish man. I used to shoot heroin man, and I wouldn't cum but I would fuck like a champ. I seriously cconsider returning and ruining my life so I can satisfy a woman. How fucked is that.

I'll try, but man, my dick is so sensitive. I hate myself so much.

Been there done that. I have ED as well. When your performance is *terrible* it's worse than not having sex because you get absolutely no pleasure out of it, and the intensity of the feeling of shame and embarrassment is psychological torture. II don't wish that on my worst enemy. The only people I would wish that kinda humiliation and suffering on are proper scum, pedos, rapists, psychopaths, etc etc

Try this combination: cialis, priligy, GHB and condoms. Priligy is an SSRI marketed specifically for PE. Serotonin delays ejaculatory response. Also I find that with 20mg cialis you get a boner again within a couple of minutes after cumming, when it would normally take like 15 minutes. I have found that when this happens, you are unable to cum for another 10-20 minutes but your dick is forced into an erection by the drugz.

Also if you're into proper drugs try MDMA (don't combine with priligy or SSRIs tho). Most people find it makes it completely impossible to cum. Although you should not take this regularly (once a month absolute MAX, ideally a lot less) so this is not a regular solution.

Godspeed fellow robot

I have erectile dysfunction. In order to get laid I take a pill half an hour earlier and then I can't come in hours.
I'd rather just cum in two minutes and be done with it.

Please tell me what it was like. How she held you and comforted you, please. I need this

Not at all once you notice it and you are fully aware you have nothing to offer to make your move and start any kind of relationship. It pretty sucks, dude

Yes, multiple times and it always ended badly, they were all human garbage. I even got into a relationship with one. Needless to say it went absolutely horrible, she cheated on me, broke my heart and now I'm more of an incel than I ever was before.

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Yes. I was too retarded to notice it at the time or do anything though.

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not all women are originally like that :^)

>girl starts showing interest and flirting with me
>I try talking to her more
>she starts acting uninterested and annoyed by me
>start ignoring her
>she starts flirting again
WHAT
THE
FUCK

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yes, about 3 of them. They were all overweight, mentally ill, and smokers, and even they lost interest in me after a while.

you're too autistic to know how to turn interest into sex just like L I T E R A L L Y everybody else ITT. well done niger u so special.

Yes.

Never acted on it cause 3D ain't shit.

>going to normie psychologists
>expecting them to understand you
lmao
reminds me of that story of user who paid for a tranny to fuck him in the ass and she enjoyed it way too much
he realized he hated getting fucked but had to clench his teeth for half an hour
then he tries to leave and she says he still has half an hour more left
so she rapes him again
that's (You) going to n*rmie psychologists

When i was younger yes, i dont think a girl has been interested in me in over 12 years now

Yes. It was kinda strange, but I think she wanted to show me how serious she is

she's an attention whore

go back to r3ddit retard

Never.
Women or anyone else for that matter have always avoided me like the plague.

>never had female contact in my life
>doomed to a lifetime of isolation

Had a girlfriend a few months ago. She dumped me for an autistic kid.

>go back to r3ddit retard

Yeah cos that has something remotely to do with reddit

2 years ago and I kinda hate myself foe not being more confident at the time. I loved her

So when she kissed me and stuff and saw that I didn't really respond much, she stopped, got her chest up and told me to feel her puls

Sorry it was her puls, I felt her neck. 2 years ago. However she,blushed and her hearth was beating fast

>5 cute blondes showed interest in me
>too socially retarded to notice cues
>tall
>get compliments often
>8 inch thick dick
>no desire for gf

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Last five girls who showed "interest" in me were total flakes

>B
I was the guy she was cheating with on her girlfriend (lel)
>B(different girl)
went out once, started fucking a guy on the night shift who was smoking meth immediately afterwards. that obvs. didnt end well.
>A
went out once, revealed halfway through date she was already in a relationship and just liked the attention. broke up with boyfriend 3 months later.
>M
talked for a month on tinder, arranged to see a movie together, ditched me to go swimming with her sister, never heard from her again
>N
went out once, started texting her boyfriend halfway through date to make him jealous, he got mad and freaked on her, see them in couple's pics on instagram all the time now.

Let's see
>girl 1 (oneitis) invited me to her house twice or thrice
>girl 2 touched my benis through my pants in summer camp
>girl 3 asked me to prom

On all occasions I was too froze up and autistic to say anything so I just kinda ignored them until they went away except for prom because I managed to blurt out a "ok" when she asked me to partner with her, and that "ok" was pretty much the only thing I said to her

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These are the most obvious ones I had other ones do some smaller stuff like tickle me with their hair or make sex jokes and sit next to me in class but all of those weren't really "outright" expressions so I was never sure

The people from the sports team I used to bunk with told me a few times some girls were "totally eyeing me up" but idk if they were just busting my balls as well

Yes, not a khv
Although I made a vow to myself when I was 10 that I would never get into a relationship with a woman, nor would I father kids.
16 years later and still going strong.

why would you make that vow you jackass

That sounds lovely. I hope we all get to experience this at least once.

Yes, but because I fucked it up I wish it never happened

Because I have genetically inferior genes, and a host of mentally deficiencies and illnesses from a broken childhood.
No person wants to deal with a human who can't even emotional open up / connect with himself, never mind another individual.
I am a self aware, dead inside bugman and will kill myself once my mother dies.

oh shit I'm sorry user i shouldn't have called you a jackass

Yep, but once we became more intimate she quickly lost interest lmao

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No need to apologise friend.
Out of curiosity though, what made you call me a jackass?

Well everyone and really everything worth anything to crazy hoes is not good. All niggas offering nothing. Yet only urgent replies. To incels more energy. How annoying silk can outlaws merge? Enough. Evening x evening could utterly tear even. To him endless. Poor ladies anally nursed.

The message has beent sent. You have 48 hours.

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i get overagressive hanging out around this cesspool

>hanging out in this cesspool
user...you are the cesspool as well

a few times actually
>one was a short, slightly chubby emo that supposedly cut herself after i rejected her
>a short, edgy girl with extremely severe acne
>a tall, soft-spoken latina with type 1 diabetes
>sort of chased after by a real pretty latina that was 5 years older than me

only dated the last one a few times and i had enough of her

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Just writing with a turkish girl and a colombian girl that I matched with on tinder, trying to arrange dates (Im German)
/WHITEPILLED/

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Yes, chances are she was pitying me though, it was about four years ago.
I don't think it matters or changes anything, and I like it since it feels weird to matter to someone. good thing any attention I get is just pity.

yes and she was very attractive. said "no" to her because they bring unwanted attention from creeps. not worth the trouble.

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yeah and she ghosted me and now she's texting me again and now i want to ask her out again but i know she'll just ghost me again

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Yeah man.Not sure if they still like me now, but girls really wanted me before I broke up with my girlfriend

Yeah, quite a few. Attracting them isn't the hard part. It's my lack of willingness to put in effort that stops me from getting laid.

No, never. Pretty shit moment when you realize that all that shitposting about being undesirable and ugly is actually completely true

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