Why don't incels go gay?

If women are stupid shallow whores, why not take the gaypill and embrace Chads as the superior sexual partners?

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Being gay would mean no big tiddy gf

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Gynecomastia is the solution!

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>just go prison gay
Dying alone is better than forcing myself to do something I don't want to do

I'm not gay and have no intentions to be gay how the fuck does this help me

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Dying alone instead of doing something else is forcing yourself to do something you don't want to do, unless you actually want to die alone.

Have fun never knowing what making love feels like! Even if you got with Stacy, she would never play with your prostate like Chad would!

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>like Chad would
>even gays only want Chad

Dying alone is the lesser evil when being forced to choose between Roastie and Roastie (male).

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Be the change you want to see in the world. Have sex with ugly gays!

Bestiality, then?

>bestiality
Germanbro pls. Being alone is not that bad

> trade muscle women for twink men

no thinks.

I'd rather orbit a wheyfu than have gayfu

because I'm not sexually attracted to men so why would I choose that over porn

Because I'm not gay you fucking idiot. I don't want benis

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What about feminine men in women's clothes, though? Like traps.

What about
>I don't want benis
do you not understand?

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So fuck them in the ass, geez. It's not like vaginas are any cleaner, those things are vats of bacteria.

GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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Because anal hurts

I had to stop after my ex tore my asshole (wasn't my first time) and I bled whenever I pooped for six months

So now I'm psychology scared of it and can't even put a finger up there let alone a cock.

And my dicks useless and boring so I dont even fap

>take the gaypill
If only it were that easy.

I actually used to be friends with a gay guy that was into me. I was repulsed by him, though. Nothing wrong with his looks I just don't find men's bodies attractive.

What about little asian femboys?

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I borned as heterosexual....so i will not become a G A Y

Arousing, but weird. Bet he looks male from other angles.

Go back to the shitting street, Pajeet. Everyone knows you love staring at Rakesh's cock there when he shits.

All asians look like women.

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>What about little asian femboys?
THIS.
cute femboys > gays = roasties

I do prefer dying alone over being fucked by the roasties in instance, being fucked(literaly) in the ass, runing in to the ground whatever is left of my social status by being gay.

trips of truth :DDDDDD xd xdxd

I'm actually ugly not just doesn't satisfy modern women's standards nu-ugly, gay men won't like me either.

>If women are stupid shallow whores, why not take the gaypill and embrace Chads as the superior sexual partners?
because gay men are worse than straight women

>go gay
Lol women have no empathy period they are treating an orientation like its just a ride.

because you can't "go gay"
faggotry is not something you can choose

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Would join the gay dudes but leave before the orgy starts so no sleepover for me.

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Way ahead of you OP.
I have a date tomorrow with a trap.
I tried really really fucking hard to get a girlfriend/love. It just isn't happening. Women are batship crazy and vain. The winning move is not to play. Since I can't get rid of my innate desire for someone that looks cute/feminine, I decided to go for a trap.

The biggest thing that surprised me is the way I get treated. She is kind and genuinely interested and agreeable. Women really can't love you how you want/need to be loved.

I also don't want to bring children into this world which is dying from climate change and degeneracy.

Before you think I haven't, tried, think again:
>Lifting for about 4 years, usually the strongest and most buff guy in the gym.
>Good job
>Car
>Dress well (business casual usually or in a nice T-Shirt if I want to show off)
>Can cook like a masterchef
>Read red pill/mgtow content daily for 3 years. Studied game and anything relevant to dating.

The thing is, women are very vain. If you are too short, you've already lost. If you do manage to get one, they WILL use you for your car, money, time etc.. and they contribute next to nothing. It's literally prostitution with plausible deniability.

Do not get tricked by women, they will ruin your life.

I think I would still be an incel if I was gay. I'm schizo and short and hairy

I'm a 350 pound guy mixed race, and I have woman begging to suck my dick or fuck them. It had nothing to do with w y of that shit, you're just too retarded to see that. You can change everything about yourself, but if you are still a creep women will not be interested. I was just approached by an over the hill Stacy wanting to cheat on her husband with me, you either got it or you don't.

Be the change you want to be! Stop being shallow and fuck an ugly gay man.

Enter a prison gay relationship with a fellow incel in which you would take turns being the girl.

>snacks
>vidya
I don't care if y'all are gay I'm in

I did actually best decision of my life. All it takes is mental concentration for a month or so and eventually you'll cross over to bisexual then from there just take the blackpill as hard as possible to stay away from women

Nice anecdote. I might be on the weird side though