Vocaroo

Do you dream about being Chads little fuck and suck toy?

well this pretty much proves theres a lot of samefagging itt

Open your fucking mouth for my load you queer

Someone had a bad day at school

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nah, but i might take someone elses this weekend

This nigga is stealing my ideas. Fuck off benzo filled cunt. Have a nice day though

OP why do you openly hate transexuals?

Well story time you doing the sucking or getting sucked?

I thought OP was a trap? Why would she hate other traps

Your a dirty little cock slut

if anything, ill be doing the suck, i dont plan on getting mine sucked

Why though thats beta you should be the top user

i cant call myself a guy at all desu

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im bad at videogames

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More of a nightmare, really.

OP, just make a discord already. And take that attentionwhore that can't stop talking about his girldick with you.

you resent the man subconsciously and fear his retribution.

Not really, a more reasonable explanation would be that I'm worried he'll get some other bf, which would "kill me".

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Are you sadistic?

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no, I wasn't enjoying it. It was merely a chore.
I could only drown one at a time, I was using a stick to hold them under- seeing the others rising back up to the top and thrashing was really annoying.

please post your thicc bussy

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also your dream reminds me of this creepypasta, they even made a tv show out of it. I think its called no end house
you can keep all of them, ty
idek which one you are talkin about
rats are nasty so drown some more

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You need to be tied up and raped

Moan and say "fuck my wet bussy"

Man thats super gay are you the top at least?

Yeah, I basically never have nightmares either, and there's basically never violence. But this one stuck in my head.
Oh yeah, I remember No End House! That's old as hell.

Not at all, I made pic related and I wear it when we meet.

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Damn my dude thats something else..

Would you let OP top you? Or that Dutch trap?

You gotta admit that it's acceptable craftsmanship for someone's first time, at least!

No idea what either of them look like, and anyway I'm in a relationship. so no.

Get an erection and slam your hard girldick on the desk

I'll give you that but it kind of disgust me lol but I would make a female (female) wear one for sure

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I'm going to regret asking this but what do you do exactly with the collar on?

Hah, I'm the faggot? I didn't say I would rape you I'm not gay and your the one who sounds like a fucking shemale go eat a dick queer boi

the creepypasta is old, yyea
not the tv show tho, i think it aired last year

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Yeah, no prob, I know that our kind of relationship isn't exactly the kind most people would want.

You won't regret it, I don't think, since it's just normal stuff. Cooking, talking, watching anime together, and occasionally having sex obviously.

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I googled it, and do you mean Channel Zero? And if so, is it any good? I might give it a go.

What is wrong with your voice? I thought OP was fucked but you take the lead user

i liked it, we only watched the first two seasons
season one was way more creepier than two imo. S2 was super engaging, i liked it.

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Added to my download list, then!

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i think you have a lovely voice, regardless of your gender
anywho you reminded me of this video
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You sound like a trap fuck off 2 /lgbt/

Swing your dick around and mash it against the keyboard girl

Stick my dick right in the boipussy and cum you fag

vocaroo.com/i/s1V8XlAvk0AN don't remember the last good dream I had

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how come everyone has nightmares here

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vocaroo.com/i/s1QUh8UM7AZX to end up on this board you generally have to be a bit messed up, at least that's what people want to think, and messed up people tend to have messed up dreams

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>tfw neighbor blowing their lawn at night

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Someone vocaroo fapping their dick please

How big is your penis I'm the Dutch trap and would like you to fuck me

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Dildo in asd yet girl?

all the time user, why do you ask?

To be fair first time I have asked saw someone asking you last week I think? But for me I think you are sexy and cute not sure if thats a good answer..

why thank you! but i dont think im ever gonna bother recording it, im really quiet normally

What would make you record it?

idk, maybe if someone else recorded it?
i cant do it in front of my pc anyway

No webcam or anything?

yea but not really a setup that would be useful for that at all

Can always get creative!!

im not creative at all though. i have no imagination

I mean position the cam to your ass.. pretty easy show me what you can take

pretty much only selfies, otherwise it falls off of my monitor lol

Selfie of ass? What did you eat for dinner love?

noo, a regular face selfie, i tried taking one of my ass and it was so freaking hard i almost fell off of my chair. not doing that again

nothing fancy, rice and meatballs in curry. i need to step up my cooking game, but im always just like "im hungry now, i dont want to cook something that takes 30 minutes or more"

You can always cook and have it for a few days I use to do that, your dinner doesnt sound to bad never had meatballs and curry though

i tried one of those meal plans where you cook for the week ahead, everything got super nasty for some reason.. i guess i might have packed it wrong

Why aren't you faggots making vocaroos in a vocaroo thread?

its too hot and i dont wanna turn off my fan, and i dont want to make you listen to that.
why arent you?

You sound like OP and sorry not gay

Post lewds if its hot BD in ass

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Can you fuck your ass slow

Tits with clips on them!

So where is ya BF

i can but cant not record it

maybe next time, they are a bit sensitive right now

i dont have one

If I visit can I pound you

i never liked the idea of meeting a stranger to fuck desu

You already did I would.. treat you good and fuck you hard