Red flags for guys

Red flags for guys:
>he holds the door for people
>he uses hair products
>he watches anime
>he doesn't use an oxford comma
>he says satoshi instead of ash
>he bites his nails
>he uses solid color t-shirts
>he has that virgin walking style
>he owns a cat
>he wears autism shoes
>doesn't wear an expensive metal watch
>listens to music other than hip hop and chart music
>doesn't bully people shorter or weaker than him
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
>he doesn't drink
>he doesn't smoke
>he ties his shoes by first making two loops
>he looks down into the ground
>he's never broken the law

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>he doesnt play twister with his sister and dump ants in his pants

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>doesn't bully people shorter or weaker than him

Highschool never really ends, does it?

>plain t-shirts
atleast i can print something on them

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Biggest one of all:
>he uses a tripcode

print shirts are for bugmen and autists

>posts reaction images of anime girls

>he uses an anime reaction pic
>he uses a tripcode
>hes a flaming faggot

Pasting the applicable as usual.
>he holds the door for people
>he uses solid color t-shirts
>doesn't wear an expensive metal watch
>listens to music other than hip hop and chart music
>doesn't bully people shorter or weaker than him
>he pees on the side of the toilet bowl so it doesn't make a sound
>he doesn't smoke
>he ties his shoes by first making two loops

Red and Basedpilled

You sound like a nice guy desu

op is faggot originally saint original

You either be the bully or the victim

>he ties his shoes by first making two loops
How the fuck else are you supposed to tie them?

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That's what I believe as well but fembots are convinced that I'm shallow and narcissistic.

fuckin trolled bitch

>Doesnt wear an expensive metal watch
>Wears solid color shirts
>Never broken the law
>doesnt bully people shorter than him
>doesnt drink or smoke
Dont date a guy if he:
>ISNT RICH
>ISNT AN ASSHOLE
>ISNT A CRIMINAL
Thats what youre saying. Fuck you.

>listens to music other than hip hop and chart music
most rap is shit, call me a boomer but rock is where its at
>he owns a cat
kots are kool you fag
>he's never broken the law
i'd surely tell you mr fbi man
>he uses solid color t-shirts
solid color best color

He cant post/do anime shit but YOU can?

>he doesnt make a consious effort to drink WATER everyday (hes a thirstlet).

Drink tap water and get your third eye closed or drink bottled water and end up a tranny faggot. I'll pass

Redflags for girls:
>her upper 4th tooth on the right is stained slightly yellow
>she doesn't eat toast for breakfast
>she doesn't use tiling on her kitchen floor
>she has played the piano at any time in her life
>she doesn't clean the windows every 4 hours
>she wears blue clothing
>she uses red pens instead of black or green
>she knows how to win tic-tac-toe every time
>she spells armour without a "u"
>she washes her hands less than 17 times a day
>she can speak german
>she has brown hair and purple eyes
>she has more than 7 close friends
>she was born between april and september

^ this is how retarded you sound
now for my actual red flags for girls:
>she uses tripcodes
>she doesn't go back to /soc/ where tripfags belong

>>he uses solid color t-shirts
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WHAT THE FUCK

>solid color t-shirts

What else is there to wear? A fucking vidya t-shirt?

Solid colours is where its at

>hurr durr everyone who isnt like me isnt a real man
Fuck off cuntbag nigger

You could try wearing a button up shirt like an adult.

I'll fucking "adult" ye, ya dick.

T-shirts are acceptable adult wear.

Redflags for girls:
>she can't transcend to the 6th dimension

Pathetic

There's nothing wrong with tshirts if you wear them with a v neck slimfit plain black shirt.
Stop fuckong using old beat up polo shirts or loose fit dollar store t-shirts you fucking autists

Nobody talks to each other or is close anymore so there's no real life consequences. Nobody will say a thing to you.

That is why you a little virgin man.

>>doesn't bully people shorter or weaker than him
you're a male, OP

Redflags for women (from a guy (male (human))):
>is crazy
>fucking dumb
>watches anime

>watches anime
greenflag on any woman

Why would it? It's usually kids who are brutally honest and don't hold back on things. That's when our true nature is exposed. Adults simply hide and lie about what they're feeling and what they really want to do. If everyone was honest no-holds-bar, life would be high school amplified to the extreme.

>he uses a tripcode
based