21 year old straight male

>21 year old straight male
>start regularly visiting Jow Forums
>cocklust won't go away now

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Same

mfw Jow Forums makes me more and more gay

Embrace it and order girlie clothes on the internet

gay thread
kys

I am actually considering doing this

But I'm a man...

based
who cares its 2018

I am a man also but this doesn't make us unable from having fun;)
uwu lets make out and rub pee pees together >.

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this is the true nature of the m*Doid

Beautiful~

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Good. Now suck my dick.

Cute aaaa
Where can I get this too

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>Europeans being this faggy

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;)

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Based

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Looks like the plan worked, we put stuff in the water and now even the m*Doids are turning gay

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Congrats you fell for the Scientologist psyop
Pray someone raids us one more time and gook would shut this place down for good

>tfw you start seriously considering crossdressing
>tfw you ordered female clothes for the first time
>tfw you put your panties on for the first time
>tfw you shaved your legs for the first time
>tfw you wore stockings for the first time
>tfw you wore a skirt for the first time
all of them interesting feels and heart pounding situations, and I was completely straight and masculine before I found Jow Forums and Jow Forums!

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>Being gay outside of hugs

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Oh yes please I want to gargle COCKS

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Take your pills already, Alice

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Crossdressing is not really gay 2bh

>Weebfaggots
>Homosexuals
Who would have guess it?

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>Already did all of this except for the skirt

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Same for me. All i want now is an Aryan Germanic bf to rail me. I havent tried any female clothing but i will probably do soon~

You're lonely and prison gay

Now, what is happening in this thread here?

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that is the case for 9/10 of the self-proclaimed "gay" posters

Vikings r cute~

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I wanna fuq greek boipucci while whispering into his ear "Makedonia oxi Hellada"

GOGS
GAYSECKS
ANIME
:DDDDDDDDDD

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>regularly visit Jow Forums
>always want to speak in greentext

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>someone says something stupid
>want to speak in greentext and make le shiggy diggy face

Your boipussy is getting destroyed tonight hoe. I will make you scream "Bapдapcкa нe e Maкeдoнијa!"" as i am firsting you.

>be top with big benor
>watch anons become cute cock hungry sissies

Goooood

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Mpreg...
Persian futa impregnators...
Public gangbangs...
Antichrist in my boiwomb...

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>someone says something
>want to refute him by saying >implying

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I'm creampieing your boipucci as i whisper into your ear "Makedonia oxi Hellada" and then proseeding to bite it gently.

You fags should get gassed

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Cute..! CUTE!

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Fucking gross. No wonder why everyone calls you a nation of Gypsies. For me its white chads only.

Do gay bears mind if the twink they want to fuck happens to have a hairy ass and legs? Asking for a friend haha.

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OwO, lets restore order in the Balkans and take turns on that Gypsydonian faggot~

Bend over, Hellas.

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we're not gay, we just like BOYS

>fucking bears
Fucking disgusting, find a cute skinny lad or muscle chad top

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But that's gross. I want someone to lay on top of me while they drool on the back of my neck and sweat all over my back.

>gay daddy issues: the post

disgusting b*r*fags out of my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck off Gypsy, i dont give money to beggars.

I'm not even gay dude. But this one particular thing is really hot.

I don't need your money, I need your boipucci and i'm taking it by force!!~~

> tfw no bf to punch you for being garbage

B-baka!~Do you think a subby nationalistic boi like me would ever allow a lowlife like you to get close? Me and some chad Golder dawners can easily beat any Gypsy weakling like you.

B-but i'm unironically directly descended from Alexander the great's ballsack

awwwwwwwww
It's kind of sad that you hate yourself for being a Gypsy so you larp as a Greek instead. You will grow out of it:3

Alexander is Macedonian, you can cry all you want you turkish femboy, i'm still making you my own.

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put nationalism aside and just pound each other like cutting the Gordian knot

Macedonians were a Greek and a bit Thracian tribe b-baka! :3

Macedonian were a noble, warrior tribe and not Greek, Alexander had a greek mother so that makes only HIM half greek. Now stop larping and let me pound dat boipucci! :3

I'll cream your insides daily until you get pregnant, deal?

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>like bengis
>born in poonisia
>fundamentally against moving out to another country or settling for a womanoid
Any permavirgins here?

Yes (((master))) o3o

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"The Argead dynasty (Greek: Ἀργεάδαι, Argeádai) was an ancient Macedonian royal house. They were the founders and the ruling dynasty of Macedon from about 700 to 310 BC. Their tradition, as described in ancient Greek historiography, traced their origins to Argos, in Peloponnese, hence the name Argeads or Argives.[1][2][3] Initially the rulers of the homonymous tribe,[4] by the time of Philip II they had expanded their reign further, to include under the rule of Macedonia all Upper Macedonian states. The family's most celebrated members were Philip II of Macedon and Alexander the Great, under whose leadership the kingdom of Macedonia gradually gained predominance throughout Greece, defeated the Achaemenid Empire and expanded as far as Egypt and India. The mythical founder of the Argead dynasty is King Caranus"
Non, i dont give my boipussy to huge b-bakas like you UwU

>macedonians also had a separate language to greeks
So, then why don't you admit us into your greek tribe and be done with it?

You don't seem happy, should I get a new boy to fugg and chain you in the basement?

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no where in that paragraph says "macedonians also had a separate language to greeks".

Just throw in som cum soaked sandwiches now and then and leave the wifi on and it's ok

Choose me as your fuqtoy UwU

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Not paragraph but there is a book by an ancient greek philosopher who claimed that alexander issued orders in a different tongue to his troops and he refers to that as macedonian, so what we get as a conclusion is
>makkes are genetically descended from greeks, probably peasants who colonised the outskrits of the then greek state
>they were separated enough from the rest of greece to create their own tongue
No, you're my boyslut

Alright, I'll make you mine and cream your boipussy.
Fine.

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There was a dialect of Greek called Macedonian back then. Of course he would issue orders to his Macedonian troops in their dialect, what did you expected them to speak Attic or Lakonian dialect?Now when it comes to other ancient Greeks saying that Macedonians were something else. Those were Athenians or from cities allied to Athens at the time of Phillip the II, when Athens was in direct confortation with him. It was basically wartime propaganda.
You wish i was. I just wanna be filled with Israeli semen >.

OwO Master

>Greek
>Israeli
>Scandinavian
Why those hairy, big-boned races whose curly beard are connected to their chest hair without exceptions always attempt to cross-dress and become cutey traps?
I feel quite dizzy desuu hai.

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>I'it's just a dialect
>other greeks couldn't understand their tongue at all
>t-that's why he fought with other hellenic troops to prove he was greek
F-fuck you, i'm going to go and create my own country with a different tongue from yours and fuck other boipucci, yours is stinky anyway.

The only academics that support this theory of yours are those in your banana republic. Literally all other academics in every single country on earth admit and know that the we are right about the ancient Macedonians.

I barely have any facial hair, I'm short and I don't grow much hair above my waist...
I'd say it's fine.
Now open your mouth.

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*gets on his knees and opens his mouth, looking you at the eyes*

At least learn proper English first

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The absolute state of medoid """men"""

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Cocks are the objectively superior genitals. Accept it.

At least they try to lie to themselves
You scandis already accept you should have been born women

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Boards with flags = Fags

>gay Jow Forums thread
>MOVED TO R9K
Based

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Wanna suck some dick boi?

Cope harder, m*Doid

Im half m*Doid half n*rd lad
And pretty sure my gay side isnt the med one

>He literally admits to having a gay side

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