tfw will never be a European

> tfw will never be a European

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Why would you want to be European?
That wasn't original for some reason

Just move to a European country, learn the language and you can blend in if you don't look too different phenotypically (a swarthy person might pass in Italy/Spain but not Norway), act like a local and learn the language well enough to not have an accent.

You can then get the passport and you'll be European.

> Culture
> Food
> Multilingual by default
> No crippling debt from medical care or school

>tfw stupid American
>if my parents cut me off I'm homeless and have to kill myself
>surrounded by spics and nigs (some blacks and azns are alright though)
>can't even buy a gun here
>high tax rates if I ever do get an income
>medical is expensive as fuck
>if a socialist system is implemented here it will fall apart immediately because we have no identity
>only know English

I've been considering this, I'm half Arab and when I was in Spain I was constantly confused for a local

>high tax rates
Don't kid yourself we have high tax rates too. Depending on country pretty extreme ones. But we don't have any of the American problems like being 500$ away from bankruptcy

>I'm half Arab and when I was in Spain I was constantly confused for a local

me too friend except I am full arab and was confused for a local in Germany

Well, I am half slav half hungarian and it feels pretty nice that both of my nationalities aren't into mass migration.
But if you are Ameranon, it means you are probably a descendant of a European volk.

>tfw belgian
>get robbed for over 30% of what you earn from your job
>get taxed even harder on shares and real estate
>money goes to roasties who can get FREE abortions here

GET ME OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE REEEEEEEE

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Shitty bait remove thyself.

>tfw you will never be a European
Feels good. I love weaponry.

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>a European
/An/ European. "E' is a vowel, you non-anglo scum.

>Be me
>One chance in life
>Born in Italy influenced Slavic region

How do I kms user? You really dont want this life. Culture and all that is great, but the fact is that most of the people kn these countries suck like hell

>An you-rah-pee-in

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No it isn't a vowel sound dumbass it's a y sound.

>rewriting words to start with y
y is also vowel though, jfc

Become an hero please

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except i can be european if i want

i'm technically a swedish citizen.

>a european
>an hero
I don't know why I even bother with this board sometimes

You aren't confused for a local. You're confused for an Arab that can speak the local language.

please tell me you're just pretending to be retarded and that we're all taking your bait

I'm a /lit/izen, and I've been studying linguistics for almost a year. You can't even start sentences with a capital letter, so disregarded

Yes you won't pathetic infferior scrub.

I wish I was born half white I would actually be attractive and the not the ugly abomination I am right now

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>Italy influenced Slavic region

Romania or Albania?

>be american
>cant get an education because it costs $30000 a year
>work for $7/hr
>break your thumb
>pay $80000 for medical expenses
>cant pay it because i dont have any money for healthcare
>refused to get healthcare because it costs too much
>get fined by the government for not having healthcare
>walk outside
>get shot and robbed of all my money
>now i have a $200000 hospital bill

Ill take your situation pls

fuck off attention whore your kind isn't welcome

Yea why is shit so expensive there? How much taxes does the average American pay?

> Culture
> Food
> Multilingual by default
> No crippling debt from medical care or school

We don't have food culture in my country, but can confirm this when it comes to the culture and debt parts. And if you don't attend a university or get sick, but are instead simply unemployed, you get 1,164 euros a month indefinitely, without any particular time limit.

The multilingual thing is not really true, you can usually speak your own language and English, and it doesn't really make a difference compared to speaking only English.

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I'm European do you want to marry me to get a citizen ship

Our taxes are relatively small. Probably the lowest out of any developed nation. But none of that matters when yoy have to spend retarded amounts of money on stuff you foreigners get for free or very cheap.
School and healthcare are so expensive because they are buisnesses. They charge what people will pay. People will just go in debt for college and worry about it later, after all you pretty much NEED a college diploma if you dont want to end up poor. So they just keep increasing the tuition and nobody will boycott. Health is basically a scam. They can charge crazy prices for little things and just not tell you. Like an ambulence ride will cost 3000 and theyll just stick that on the total and not tell you that youre paying 3k for a 10 minute ride in an ambulance. But this isnt a problem if you have insurance because they will cover most of the cost, but if you dont have insurance then you can just bleed out and die in the street, or take a bill for 100k. I dont have any insurance since my mom lost her job and i work in a kitchen for $10/hr. So i just have to be really careful i guess.

>romania or albania
>slavic

he's cleary talking about croatia

>tfw European living standards
Feels great man

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>Our taxes are relatively small. Probably the lowest out of any developed nation. But none of that matters when yoy have to spend retarded amounts of money on stuff you foreigners get for free or very cheap.
let's REALLY think about this for a second

you're punctuation sucks my friend. you should into grammar again.

>into
Well, "friend', maybe you should try a bit harder.

America is the best country in the world if you make 80k+ otherwise it sucks ass

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do you think it be like it is but then it don't? cause i am.

It's an original meme you dip.
Romania is pretty slav too

>biti istrijan
doslovno se ubi

that's why people renounce their american citizenship to avoid taxes, right?

>Romania is pretty slav too
romania isn't slavic you fucking american

>learn the language well enough to not have an accent
This is almost impossible with most languages.

I have a Romanian friend and I'm West European
But yeah it's more of a slav influenced Latin country

in europe you have to pay insane amounts of taxes for "free" healthcare that's abysmal and "free" schooling which is just a bunch of anti-white propaganda. trust me friend, you americans have it better

Are you from somaIia?

Fala bogu polu srbin san, ma nisan ja ki ovi seljaci

holy fucking shit. 1,164 euros indefinitely for being a neet? where are you from my friend

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Yes please eurofam

>All these anons thinking the grass is always greener on the other side
It's shit everywhere, in its own ways.
You still have to deal with shit people and mediocre situations everywhere.

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