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It's like the cherry on top as if I wasn't struggling enough to break out to begin with. Now I have to deal with this and I check facebook and the LGV instructor who helped cause it is doing charity stalls at events happy and presumably thinking hes an amazing person for it.

Ever notice how its always the good guys who do charity, religion or similar stuff who are actually the worst people, as if they are overcompensating

Did you ever kick the gay porn thing lad? Jav was your other go to I seem to recall. No enraged gorillas I hope.

right
who needs hugs when you can be alone and wear a hoodie and cry

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>mfw there's lads whom eat 1 pound noodles

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People at work listen exclusively to rap/grime and rnb I wanna fucking off myself. I put the radio onto some drum and bass and within 30 mins someone gets up and changes it back to that nigger shit. It sounds so fucking shit.

Going to the gym, then I'll probably have a protein shake and chill out for a bit then it's off to bed.
Later skater lads

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I don't like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don't like gays.

super noodles made me really ill one time, was throwing up for days

>Plans for tonight?
weed and telly maybe some vidya later
>What yous do today?
FAWK ALL

Was it expired?
And are you sure it wasn't about the tap water (tm)?

>dnb is an improvement

They are the best instant noodles on the planet.

I went to Korea a few years ago and I thought "I bet they've got all kinds of other noodles that are as good as shin cups". Nope. They are the best ones there too. The best ones everywhere.

phwoar lads. love me a bit of hurley

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Literally anything would be an improvement to that shit. Can one of you edgelords go bomb the capital xtra office please.

What god will be offering me 70 virgin gfs?

shippy made this op post

coooorrr look at those hangers

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This the indian episode

>tfw no milf hurley gf

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Oh really mr detective man

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I'm not sure. I haven't eaten them since the super noodle incident

How much cocaine would it take to overdose? Asking for a friend

why did you crop sag out

nah, Sharpe's enemy. She's playing a Colonel's Wife

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Why couldn't we do this cool shit when I was a kid?!

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Sorry I am not a drugsfren
What does it feel like?
>crop
I need to add him and promised to add dreamland too. I miss chatting with you lot about our dreams actually.

Does anyone want to buy a house with me or like an apartment? The britfeel house share.

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are there any van driver jobs near you..it will give you more experience and you'll have money coming in

why did you crop the entire right side out akshually

love fit lads
love pints
love weed
simplex

Never been a big fan of noodles. Did eat a box of 4.50 noodles at Beaconsfield services once though

what a mummy. imagine her being your stepmum and catching you wanking over her pictures.

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>Tried to have a nakd banana bread bar but ended up overchewing and spitting out the second bite of it
>Worried about aspirating it cause it was at the back of my throat so I downed another 500ml of flavoured water

McDonalds tomorrow it is h-haha

>Did you ever kick the gay porn thing lad?

I did, I usually don't care about sex and my libido is low probably because I'm usually starving or dehydrated. The trap shit and other lewd posts here just make me feel sick now. It's just not something I place any importance in, sex is completely overrated and I don't understand people who blindly chase it at the expense of themselves

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Past midnight. May wank and sleep.

>milf
Lad knows what's up

>How much cocaine
Depends on you, cap cap. How big are you and how much abuse you can handle? Also I'm assuming the coke is a gooood batch.

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What motivates you in life lads?

Aside from the fact I'd rather live alone, entering into such a serious financial commitment on a whim with a stranger wouldn't be a good idea

are you aware of homeless chan? he started triping after you left

Got absolute bad pains in my tummy
Can't sit up

i do too fren, had any worth remembering?

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Do you think you stay posting for awhile?

You will get 70 mommy/weeaboo gfs.

I'll have to try one of those tomorrow just to see what they are like.

Has tilde told you that he's looking for someone to make her their bride or was that a britfeel exclusive

What scene is this pic from? maybe if it was renting other than buying i would

There was no right side baitfren
Thats good I guess, you are doing better than me on the subject of tarps. What causes the food pickiness/ dehydration more specifically than the situation?
Sofis are the only currency I know
Ive not been on d very good run of remembering them recently. There was a big chase one a couple of days ago where I was judged by a butcher like person and confessed to lots of awful things I had done in the dream. It was a bit odd.
Any highlights for you fren?

Vaguely, I laughed at that meetup picture outside greggs

probably, I didn't post since December so over half a year and went backwards

Prefer the cocoa delight one but haven't tried many flavours, the banana one is just lower sugar and calories

Go have a massive poo and see if it goes away.

just want to smack my willy on a cute tummy

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Honestly can't think of anything worse than going to a festival 2bh

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I think my doggo is going deaf lads. Keep accidentally startling her because she hasn't heard me come into the room

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Love speaking to my mates gf. We talk at length everyday

She's basically my gf. Could shag her as she loves me but that would be cruel on my mate

whats this then fren

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Looks like the scene where homer thinks he's dying when he eats the puffer fish
Could. Be wrong tho

First drinky poos after a week of being ill and not being able to drink

oof

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I've never done it before, just want is as a means of suicide. I have enough money to buy a shit ton of it just want the right amount.

keep having nightmares lads

I'm not sure, I think the episode where he thinks he's dying. We could rent a place, and watch Simpsons.

Oh I didnt post the op image. I thought you were talking about the apu edit. I am not snippy.
Sorry for confusedid

You should tell your mate that she loves you instead as it's the right thing to do

Anything good on the telly tonight?

That life and having a consciousness is better than death. Comfy night walks, video games and anime. Life isn't as bad as people make it out to be.

Im on rum and coke lad, wbu fren?
What nightmares lad? I find them interesting

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he knows already
she admitted she had a thing for me and went onto compliment me for minutes in front of him
whole ordeal was very awkward

she is so perfect

take her to the vet lad

>just want the right amount
Fucking retard, how I can know the right amount without your body weight and metabolism?

100 grams of bump will kill you real hard.

fucking hate seagulls

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Have had severe stomach pain for 3 weeks, doctor said I was fine

I would hate a friend like you. I have followed your posts here about you

>Ive not been on d very good run of remembering them recently
Same need to start drinking a glass of milk before bed, but i did have a dream about managing a football team of dwarfs who then played giants in a cup final only too lose and get crushed.

>What nightmares lad? I find them interesting
Always about teeth, about them falling out or shifting around in my mouth or extra ones growing and making it difficult to breathe

Pretty sure it's just old age fren, she is nearly 14 now (not sure how old that is in doggo years)

why? I haven't done anything to her. I haven't turned it sexual

there's just this opportunity lingering over us that I could go for
you have to understand this girl is unbelievably pretty and not a boring thot

Same here. I'm almost certain it's from binge drinking so I've not had a sip in nearly a week.

If it's completely pure, and you weigh 13 stone or so, then you'd be dead after 2.5 grams.

In reality though, you're unlikely to get anything even close to pure. Even the very best, 120 quid a gram stuff is 80% pure at best - if you're lucky. So you'd need to double it to be sure of dying.

It would be a shit way to commit suicide though. Very painful and terrifying. Not to mention expensive.

Just on the ciders meself

Nice and comfy playing God of War

Pic semi related

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Haven't drank in almost 2 weeks myself. I think I've kicked it Tbh the cravings are gone

Haha that sounds like a British blood bowl if you know what I am talking about
Does milk really help?
D-dont look at daisy Ridley before bed then fren
What do you think it means?
Have a good night fren. God of war looked fun.

On reflection, perhaps even more visibly now, Fishticks was such a good depiction of Kanye. Fella is just super paranoid everyone's out to get him

how pure is darknet stuff

Well you should ask your friend what he wants to do about it. If I was him I'd dump that unfaithful whore

Maybe
dunno haven't watched telly telly in years

cheeky sods they are

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>Have a good night fren. God of war looked fun.
Yeah I know I'm playing it like 4 months late but I'm always off a beat with these kinds of things anyway. Cheers lod

when i die bury me with all my ice on xxx
dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lids
we're dwindling lads, come save us night guard

>What do you think it means?
Fear of the dentist, I suspect. Got an appointment next week

Haha I was going to joke about it but wow

>Fear of the dentist

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Oh right I just thought you snort it and conk out

You fags are not able to obtain firearms KEKEKEKEKEKEK