>do a "What Religion Should You Be" quiz
>answer a bunch of questions about what I believe
>program finds religion that best matches my beliefs
>hope to get something cool like Buddhism
>tfw pic related is the result
Do a "What Religion Should You Be" quiz
Brandon Brown
Other urls found in this thread:
beliefnet.com
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Gabriel Rodriguez
Post link.
Carter Scott
Maybe you should find yourself a nice Jewish girl.
Bentley Myers
Post your results after you're done.
Tyler Martinez
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ in order to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya Literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour is Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub”, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.
Jordan Hall
>enter an email to take the quiz
Ryan Sanders
>Not having disposable email
10minutesmail is there for you
Justin Ramirez
Sorry user.
Samuel Robinson
Accurate
Jonathan Adams
You can just make up a fake one, there isn't a verification email or anything. I used [email protected]
Nathaniel Foster
I dont even know what is this religion
>93% hindu
>91% buddism
Grayson Jones
Apparently I'd rather be an atheist than a filthy pagan. Also accurate.
Owen Cruz
I got Liberal Quakerism.
en.wikipedia.org
Eli Reyes
Almost
Ethan Cox
That seems more like me
And this thing i got 90% on
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitarian_Universalism
I don't think op should worry
Nicholas Hill
Jains believe souls are immortal, but don't believe in any God
you are to try to purify your soul of all karma to attaint perfection
they believe in rebirth and non-violence
they also have a strange metaphysics where they think every sentence is true in some sense, so there is nothing that is absolutely untrue
Xavier Wilson
I've got some bad news for you. You're accidentally a nazi!
Kayden Peterson
seems about right
Aiden Torres
Where's the first one?
Ayden Gray
Jordan Lopez
"tips fedora"
Jayden Roberts
Liam Rodriguez
this triggers the fedora
Austin Adams
at least they are holding a round earth
Robert Jenkins
true
Zachary Collins
Tyrone, what are you doing here?
Jayden Rivera
Same thing he is doing right here. He ain't believing in nuffin.
Brayden Davis
Secular humanism
Gabriel Ramirez
I didn't get any percentages though.
Leo Jenkins
he wants that goverment milkies
Cameron Ward
Jayden Taylor
you wish
Lucas Green
soon
Nathan Brown
those somali's are coming for you
Jace Wilson
you're reading the arrows wrong nigga
Austin Rodriguez
Seems like a win-win situation to me.
Asher Hughes
You mean pakistanies
Michael Johnson
sorry im disxlecic
Noah Ross
>TMZ
You mean fake news!
Leo Edwards
Secular humanism, sounds like gay shit to me.
Unitarian Universalism
86%
Liberal Quakerism
83%
Atheism
74%
Liberal Christian Protestantism
62%
Theravada Buddhism
52%
Aaron Roberts
i'm a satanic temple atheist
Aaron Collins
so a jew ?
Easton Gomez
when it suits me
Angel Cruz
epic
Kevin Diaz
Conservative Christian Protestant
>Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints: 98%
>Orthodox Quakerism: 81%
>Jehovah's Witness: 78%
>Liberal Quakerism: 74%
>Liberal Christian Protestantism: 68%
>Seventh Day Adventists: 62%
Gabriel Flores
Conservative Christian Protestant
>Roman Catholicism 93%
what
Camden Flores
It's still Christianity dude, still the same fundamental religion.
Charles Hernandez
>NIN
Fuck off Trent.
Justin Jackson
Vegetarian pacifists.
Sebastian Jones
fuckin phones
Julian Wilson
Got this, took the political one too and got the attached.
Brayden Cook
lmao another survey to add to the AInet
fuck it why not
Daniel Jenkins
lmao another survey for the AInet
It's close enough I guess but I never heard of the quakers before desu
Juan Mitchell
>100% secular humanism
>97% atheism
m'lady
Henry Collins
*tips*
Lincoln Martinez
Conservative Christian Protestant
Parker Evans
furry who is conservative christian protestant. weird
Jace Carter
rent free
Henry Martin
Me neither.
But I got Hindu
Blake Johnson
Fuck you
Either be a satanist or an atheist
You fucking Laveyan satanist are retarded.
Jason Perez
Unitarian Universalism 91%
Neo-Paganism 86%
New Age 86%
Liberal Christian Protestantism 83%
Reformed Judaism 78%
Liberal Quakerism 78%
Mahayana Buddhism 77%
Secular Humanism 75%
Orthodox Quakerism 66%
New Thought 65%
Theravada Buddhism 64%
Sikhism 62%
Conservative Christian Protestant 60%
Islam 60%
Hinduism 58%
Scientology 57%
Bahá'í Faith 52%
Jainism 52%
Roman Catholicism 52%
Atheism 50%
Church of Christ, Scientist 49%
Orthodox Judaism 47%
Eastern Orthodox Christianity 46%
Seventh-day Adventists 42%
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints 32%
Jehovah's Witnesses 32%