Heyyyy hey folks its PAY DAY so post your balances ITT!

Then starve and die.

How much unpaid overtime do you say you do per week, salarycuck?

Only have about 20k to my name at 27 which I feel is like nothing 18k in savings and a little over 2k in checking. But I have a shit job and make less than 30k a year living at home so I don't have much expenses all I do is work my shitty job and high and drunk when I'm done and get home. I'm fucked basically since I cant get a real decent paying job where I don't want to kill myself every time I have to go in.

Give me money

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$650 paycheck from my full time job, have $10,900 in savings now

I failed at life. Need 5x that amount by next summer.

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130k plus maybe 45k worth of toys (cars/bikes/boat) none of which ive used in months. no social life so savings just keep building up too depressed to do anything

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It's not the 25th yet

Planning to get plastic surgery and move to a new state next year, maybe.

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Why a butt lift though? Does having more money really make you mentally ill?

I have a pancake ass and a stomach pooch, I feel like it's best of both worlds and only 5-6k.

>Does having more money really make you mentally ill?

Well, I think it's more age makes your problems you didn't face that much worse. I worked my ass off for 4 years and now that I just get passive income from my position I'm sitting around thinking that my life is lacking in every other department besides work.

I'm keenly aware the life you have at 35 is going to be your tomb for the rest of your days, so I feel like desperate measures are needed to end this half-life.

Last time I checked (last week) I had around $76,980 in my checking account.
I'll be depositing around $7k next week.

Might move everything into a savings account and continue to save up.

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I got 5 euro on my bank account

Everyone goes through a midlife crisis. Yours is gonna entail getting plastic surgery like a crazy person. I'm only 7 years from 35 and I surely hope that I won't end up like you, despite your passive income being quite enticing.

Do any robots have any advice on how to double my money?

Why not invest it instead of buying meme shit like cars/bikes/boats?

I dunno, you have plenty to get a down payment for a town-house, get one, rent it out, pay the mortgage off with the rent. etc

This Why buy depreciating assets that are just money-sinks?

Dude don't keep that in checking/savings invest that shit!!!
Put it in a Vanguard index fund; that way you can get 7% on it rather than 0.1%

Ausfag here, got $335,000 from grandparents (inheritance)

I don't know what to do with it though, I'm a NEET, never had a job, 30 y.o. Living with parents. On NEETbux for a few years.

All the fucking houses are expensive where I live so Its not like I can just buy a house, and buying an apartment is also out of the question as they're expensive to live in even if you own.

My only goal is to have my own house paid off, how can I achieve this with what I have right now? I DONT WANT TO MONEYMAXX, I JUST WANT TO GET MY OWN HOUSE.

I am on NEETBUX so I can't take a loan from the bank to buy anything.

Is there some way I can turn this 335k into 600k, so I can by my own house somewhere?

Yes, buy into a broad market index fund, preferably one that pays a bit of dividends, and then just let it lie.

>Put it in a Vanguard index fund
I'll look into it!

have like 10k euro saved up
most money i ever had

(i'm 29)

>No Job
>30 quid in bank
>Not Bennies either
>Housing ends at end of month
Looks like I'm moving back in with mummy lads

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Does mommy at least let you stay rent free?

>Roommates
>Retardcoin
>buying and selling skins in cs/fortnite
>Buy a car and travel the world(Best option)

I'm not sure why you're worried about ending up like me if you aren't already having serious concerns about your appearance. Lookism is real and there's guys on here spending thousands on booze and drugs after wondering why women dont find their recessed chin, balding head, and awkward faked personality fuckable. The first two are like 12k to permanently fix and the last part will magically fix itself once you appeal to rule 1.

But anyways I'm gonna look super good once i get it done.

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Horrible Frankenstein'd screenshot because it's three different banks/brokers.

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Yeah she does when I don't have a job

I have $1.80 on my card and .40 cents in my google rewards. Just waiting for my birthday to die.

Get good naturally. Don't cheat. Do you even work out? Do you even try to lose the paunch or get a better butt?

Good balance!
I only have around 10k in my bank account right now, but that's because I bought an appartment and a car recently.
Also I've got a job offer which will push me over the 100k/year mark only 3 years after graduation (I'm really nervous .. didn't expect that).
I'm actually talking to them right now to finalize the contract.

I live in a third world shithole and after working for some months I almost have $3,000 USD. I don't use to save a lot (I waste a lot on books and videogames) but I'm happy with my savings.

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>Don't cheat
Lmao end results are all that matter. Chances are you know someone with plastic surgery/coolsculpt/lipo in your day to day life and will never know.

>Chances are you know someone with plastic surgery/coolsculpt/lipo in your day to day life and will never know.
I don't think so. I'm not wealthy and I think I have the most money out of all my friends and family (besides my parents and grandparents I guess but all their stuff is mainly in equity and other assets) OP here btw.

>hes poor yet bragging every 2 weeks like hes rich

I like watching the numbers go up up up

>Woman
>asking for money
Nothing ever changes.

>savings 600
>checking 1080 (for now, paying off my credit card and student loans and bills, won't have much left after I pay off my obligations)
>retirement 500

in other news since my last pay day, i got my first 1000 off the principle on my mortgage.

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Why dont you put that shit away in a fund or even a 3% CD so it goes up more

I dunno I guess I got brain problems.

>tfw you took a 614% APR personal loan to pay your rent

brainlet strats there friend

Go do it now man. Make a vanguard account or a wealthfront/betterment account. Dont let your money just sit there.

can I do it with Fidelity? I have about 6k there now

Yeah thats fine too i think. My workplace made me a retirement account in fidelity and now i have 20k free money in there since it was all their contributions

ok I'll ask my financial advisor (mom) about this

>614%
I don't believe your are that stupid. Surely no one is.

he probably forgot a decimal point. at least I hope he did.

no i just have shit credit and i got fired from pizza hut for fapping during a delivery so i didnt have any money to pay rent and that was all i could do or go homeless and i have three cats to support as well

>fired for fapping on the job
>3 cats to support
>shit credit

brainlet behavior there bro

Did you fap onto the pizza

How did you get caught

poor people suck. and they are stupid. case in point

i went way out into the country to deliver a pizza so i decided to fap on the way back but i pulled my dick out while i was still in the driveway and the customer saw me and called the store

God you are hopeless. I hope your cats eat you when there's no more food.

I have 80,000 saved up from working half the year and living like NEET and the other part for the past several.

What am I suppose to do with it?

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>20, make ok money for a student, around 4k a month before tax
>job has almost no barriers to entry but requires you be willing to work hard every now and then, perfect student job
>managing to save 2k a month while paying my tuition, rent and all other expenses including eating meat every day
>mfw the majority of my peers are either taking loans or have their parents covering some or all of their expenses
>one blew all the money her poor parents gave her for books and incidentals on burritos then begged for more and blew it on burritos again, she then got kicked out for bad grades

The west is doomed, we've raised a generation that demands accomidation of their failure and celebration of their mediocrity. I ised to be a socialist until I met the bottom of the barrel poor

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>making more than 160k a year

What do you do?

he saves 80k over several years of seasonal work.

Oh fuck, thanks user
I can read good.....

Invest it so you can make more money?

Closer to 40k a year before taxes, but will soon get a nice pay upgrade once I get my hours in to be qualified for the real job firing stuff.

I'm a roadtech for industrial sites. This translates to renting out of state and working like a dog for 72+ hour weeks in hot, noisy, time pressure environs. I've seen several folks die on the job, although they were with other contractors, and all old as hell/should've been out of the industry long ago.

I'm single and have no idea what to do with the money beyond saving for a house one day, and putting a portion of a paycheck into a 401k. Maybe more education certs, or a truck and trailer so I can live in one of those for work instead of a shitty bedbug hotel.

I wish I had a family to go home to.

Been thinking about more investment options beyond a 401k, but I'm a total novice. Anywhere I should start in particular, beyond just googling?

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