What should I say??

What do I say back?

Originjjak

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Origjinbll

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Can be arranged. On a sidenote, where's your favourite place to be bruised?

Ok we have tried the asshole approach. Lets try being nice this time.

Hi Bella. I really love a girl who carries around purse snacks. Sounds like you are always prepared for fun. I really am curious about your piercings. Where do you have piercings? Do you think I could see them sometime? Winky face emoji

Kiddo. I am not just a guy. I am THE guy. The guy who rocks your world upside down so hard, you never forget him. I am not going to love you. I am going to love fucking you. And you are going to love it. I can promise you that.

I deliver

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Origjnsishb

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I think I have a real shot with this one to be honest

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Oh jesus she already sounds bitchy, boring and uninterested. Wattodo fellow robots?

>omg rough sex

>bruised around her neck
She just wants hickeys. Bite her I guess.

1.) All whales are inferior to sharks. Look at that retard orca carrying it's dead baby for two weeks. Idiocy.
2.)The fuck you using bitch? Stop trying to be deep and just admit you like mobile phone games like everyone else, Banksy.
3.)"Basic" haha oh wow somebody goes on blavk twitter a lot and pats themself on the back for being a white person who knows "finna" and is aware enough to know that wearing uggs is stereotypical.
4.) Writing letters is fucking retarded because it takes forever for the mail to actually show up. Why would I wait a week to ask you if you'd want to go downtown?
5.) How do you steal both early 2000s and 2010s eyeliner?
She comes off as a pretentious dweeb. Anyway, OP, iunno, fucking make some dumb joke about carrier pigeons or something vaguely historical related to her dumbass letter comment that allows her to congratulate herself on what a history buff she is.
t. incredibly bitter femanon who hates how much prettier this girl is

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post orig convo

be my ranty reddit tier excessively verbose insecure pretentious femanon gf

And what if I bite?

This, literally just continue the edge oneupmanship fucking easy mode

>a non-pussy tinder poster
Nice.

What about cutting?

Sounds cool. Are you planning on getting more piercings? Do you have any tattoos? I love wild girls.

Why the fuck do women want to get murdered in bed? Can't they enjoy sex the normal way?

Didn't mean to quote that first guy lel

Orjnjfnb

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Ily all I will deliver the best ones I see

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What pic are you using OP just curious

Nah man. They love to get fucked hard. Most of them are dirty sluts.

Ndishsbdb

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>social media must die
>but not before I'll use it in full capacity to fuel my mental disabilities

I'd wreck her

Ndishfbjj

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Lets be straightforward with eacother. I love when a girl begs me to fuck her harder and faster. Whats your kink?

Can I also ask for advice? Cool.
This super hot chick I matched with had "bisexual" in her bio and now she changed it to "lesbian" (wtf??). I want to say "Lesbian, huh? I think I can change that *winky face*"
Is the winky face too fucking gay or is there a better message to send?

tell her that orcas are the vicious killing hybrid spawn of whales, dolphins and sharks.

>Robots bitch consantly about women being ruined by social media
>find a cute nice woman who is opposed to social media

>REEEE YOU DUMB BITCH

Commit actual suicide, incel

Refilling or whatever desu

Just for you

Orinnfjbb

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As the dude who put forward the previous 2 retorts, I approve of this.

Tell her you will pay $200 to watch her eat pussy

>you probably go for the petite type
So what shes telling you is shes fat

Ah, it didn't take long for the autistic cuckold to show up.

You're literally retarded.

Stop simping

>meet a woman opposed to social media
>on social media

Normally I would give up at this point because she seems so unintrested. But lets keep going for the luls. Might as well feed her some bullshit

I am thinking about piercing my right ear. Do you like guys with earrings? Btw I am also getting a tattoo next week. I just broke up with my girlfriend and I want to go batshit crazy and do fun things.

God I hate women. I hate them so much and that hate is constantly justified

Based and redpilled in the most original way.

I feel like this is an opening

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lol ok haha but i'm not really into poop! that's yucky

If you want results, don't use this, but wouldn't it be interesting to see what might happen?

Yes it would be interesting

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Tell me about your idea of whats having batshit crazy fun is like. Perhaps you could be my muse.

Ask her if she has aspergers

Oh the suspense is intense.

> Unironically calls people "honey"
Fuck off faggot

He pretty much just did

I hope OP is not posting anymore, because he arranged a fuck date with one of these bitches. May you swim in pussy tonight OP.

dont get #metoo'd OP

Got another match, kinda fat but I would fuck. What should I say?

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smoke my cock? i'd be down jaja

Just don't eat her ass, yikes

Just ask her if she wants to hang out and smoke, stoner chicks are usually easy like that

the fuck is a helix or a tragus?

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you must be kinda good looking because how you talking is cringy af plus that purple hair'd bitch is just talking shit. she'd probably cry getting properly man handled

Okay google what is the helix and tragus?

fuck you i want to have conversations you fucking dyke.

fucks sake can't even talk to anybody on Jow Forums anymore, just fucking porn, tinder, bait, "dubs and i'll blank, log, ylyl, and fucking incest threads anymore.

Ya'll gassing these ugly little thots heads up with your Tinder pandering. No wonder women think they are literal deities in this day and age baka

No you're just a retard. Learn how to fucking Google you literal 10 IQ nonce

>I'm above all who don't google and want to talk.

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Shut the fuck up you fucking brainlet yuppie, no one cares about you and we aren't your teachers, use google you dumb fuck. Want's a conversation! Is this fucking Facebook?

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How do i fuck with bitches on tinder I'm bored and i wanna download it.

You need to be not ugly

Look at you, you're delicious. I have a very important question. Do you want to try 69 eating ass with me?

Honestly, is just messaging a girl saying if she wants to hang out and "listen to music" a good enough text to get some pussy?

If you're good looking, you can message anything, and if she's not interested, you can stop after the first lazy reply.

I mean, yes and no.

Yes it's enough to get them to hang out with you, but if you literally just listen to music when you are with them, they won't realise you want them sexually and you'll get friendzoned.

You have to make your intentions clear. This can be achieved bluntly, subtly, through eye contact, body contact, innuendo, flirting, etc. People have been using these techniques for thousands of years.

>Jow Forums, an image board, primarily used for communicating isn't a form of social media

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>the most success I have ever had on tinder was being a dumb asshole to women and pretending to be retarded
REALLY makes you think

Post some pics then, or tell the story.

>Op's success rate

REEEEEEEE get out chad

i guess we must live in a society then :(

I once sent a girl every single pickup line from this image over the course of a night and then had sex with her the very next day after asking if she thought she could deepthroat more of my dick than the last girl.

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She finally replied, what should I say boys

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>I was thinking one crazy thing we could do is go for a walk in the park since the weather is so nice. Maybe even hold hands! Or is that too crazy? :(

Anyway, you know what would be batshit crazy? Some good old rape play. Just tell me where you will this evening, and I will steal you into my car, and then we will go to my place and you will do exactly what I'll want ;)

Tell her that it's a good thing that she isn't scared of needles because you have a tiny dick

Either completely based or completely false.

Send ber this message And in the next message suggest rape play. If she's into you she'll say why not both and you set up a date

Kill you're selves

I think this thread SUCKS

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she's a keeper user

originalalala

God you make me want to barf

Quick I have a qt girl but I don't know how should I start. Also no description

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>all these normalfags actually getting matches

FUCK
OFF

Ornitnbhsh

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