Want to run like 2km a day at least

I can break your neck with just two fingers.

And those + punching bag would be equal to 2km/s a day?

Let's say 1 hour of bike, 30 minutes of rope and 30 of bag?

>nearby forest is infested by snakes and wolves
I really dont see a downside to this. Seeing some badass wolves and snakes during a run. If you're lucky a pack of wolves sets their eyes on you so you can push your limits.

Never heard that many excuses before.

>nearby forest is infested by snakes and wolves

Wow. That sounds awful, OP. You better just stay inside. Probably shouldn't even try running. Those are really good excuses. Maybe try next year or after you move. In 2 years things might change.

Yeah, i remember that some farmers dog went missing the last winter, the only thing they found was its head
I'm too soft for eastern europe, that's why i'm here
You gotta start somewhere

Just if you can catch me first. The moment you gas out from running I'll kick you in your teeth

Do hiit at home or whatever

>2km
Just run down the street and back lmao that’s not even worth the effort

I purposely go running in the forest preserve to see wildlife. I’ve seen some monster snapping turtles

How the fuck did you grow up in eastern europe and end up such a giant pussy?

So my guess is this thread is meant to bait someone into asking “wait... how long does it take you to run 2k?”, at which point you will respond “i am currently at a 60 minute mile time”. Then you’re hoping a lot of people will respond “lol no way that’s so slow!” or “put me in the screencap!” accompanied by laughing pepe images. Fucking epic OP

>>nearby forest is infested by snakes and wolves
get in there and fucking grind, don't come back out until you mog everybody

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>2km per second a day
What did he mean by this?

Sounds like there are bigger problems for you to worry about first than your cardio.

Is this a new pasta?

Some day you will outrun the wolves. Then, then you will have made it.

>not even punching at 1/100 the speed of light

never gonna make it

>How can i do cardio at home
Treadmill, moron

>is punching a bag equal to running 2km a day for cardio?
or
>is punching a bag equal to running at 2km/s for cardio?
jesus

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>tfw get heart palpitations during my warm up when I run in public
>get out of breather way almost instantly outside running on a flat path
>tfw can only run in peace on the treadmill in my house using the rolling hills segment
I am never going to make it

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>he doesnt willingly run among snakes and wolves

Cmon man id kill for that

So my guess is this thread is meant to bait someone into asking “wait... how long does it take you to run 2k?”, at which point you will respond “i am currently at a 60 minute mile time”. Then you’re hoping a lot of people will respond “lol no way that’s so slow!” or “put me in the screencap!” accompanied by laughing pepe images. Fucking epic OP

Buy a used treadmill on craigslist or facebook. New year eve people want to sell them right now, and a lot of people will run outside in the summer. It'll cost probably $100-150

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-stage_fitness_test

Try this, you need a smaller length, and you can easily set yourself progressively higher goals.

Based MMOposter

Lmfao O0 btfo’d

>>not becoming the alpha of the pack and running with your wolf bros daily

You some kind of beta?

>What are parks for $500

>scared to run in the woods for an actual reason
>scared to run in town for a made up reason

C'mon, do you wanna make it or not?

I myself like to go for a jog every night to keep fit but fear leaving the house so I have to jog on the spot taking very small steps with my arms straight down

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t. guy who can't outrun a woman lmfao

Get a treadmill and/or stop making excuses.
go and run in the forest, I can 100% guarantee you won't be killed by snakes and wolves. You're probably more likely to be hit by a car running in the streets.

>the winter is approaching and soon it'll be cold and slippy outside
>approaching soon
>approaching
>soon

Exactly, hasn't happened yet...go for a run man.