Pick your powers

What would you pick and why?

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>White King
I've always wanted to be a noble Chad

Black queen is basically Slaanesh.

White bishop/Black rook
If I'm invincible and also wield unstoppable destructive power, I'm pretty much a god.

white king, black king, en passant

suppress my desire to do good and just fuck with people

user you can pick a black piece as well

White rook. Who wouldn't want to live in a niggerfree zone?

I agree with your pick. I would also choose promotion so I could form a nearly invincible army of sorts.

I don't really get what en passant does

I'd go with en passant myself.
It's basically a weaker version of all-fiction

I'd pick white queen to become an optimal cute girl.

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Use my black king to make you obsessed with me

That sounds like a well-thought-out plan user, but would you really come all the way to the middle of nowhere just for a cute girl?

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This except I wouldn't make an army, I would give all my friends and family the healing powers so they could live forever with me

White bishop, black bishop, en passant
>Go public, make a fortune as a benevolent healer and god incarnate
>Easily escape from the NSA/FBI/KGB/SCP and any other alphabet agencies who want to steal or kill me
>If anything goes wrong, en passant plus hyperspeed can allow me to undo even complex actions if they took place over a short enough period of time

White King and Queen with Illegal Promotion.

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White Queen-for that gender switch
Black Rook-telekinesis ofc, dude, pic related

Of the bottom 3, probably Promotion since I don't specifically get the 2 others. If I understood En Passant, I might take it, though.

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White king and promotion
>singlehandedly invent AGI
>singlehandedly design schematics to make robowaifus
>use charisma to convince politicians to hand power to the AGI and begin mass production of waifubots
>use promotion on any trusted man who wants to help me on my mission
>work with AGI to accelerate science and technology by centuries
>eventually use promotion on all humans except for females who refuse to change
>enjoy ensuing golden age of mankind as an immortal cybernetically altered superhuman with immortal cyberwaifu

White bishop
Black Queen
En Passant
Im going to get some orbiters on Jow Forums

Wait no the white bishop is usless when used along with the black queen
I choose White King and Illegal promotion

White pawn, I'd get bored if I instantly was op, could lead to me getting depressed or evil or shit

I choose power to make you stop posting shit on Jow Forums

Probably White or Black King with the Illegal Promotion. Some fag would kill you for jealously if you took Promotion.

White queen black rook, immortal with incredible psychic powers

White Queen and en passent

Use the illegal promotion to take white rook and white pawn
>self-improvement becomes enjoyable and OP
>stop the zombie apocalypse

White Bishop
Why have clones when I can have devotees?
Why have superhuman capabilities and strength if i can befriend the strongest and smartest and heal them?

I would essentially become Papa Nurgle by getting scientists to work with me in creating more and more convoluted diseases and only giving immunity to certain disease to those i favour

I wonder if i can remove disease too?

This I pick black queen

>be me
>visit dying genius
>save him on the condition he accepts cancer
>without me he dies
>everytime hes close to death i save him by giving him new cancers
>meanwhile he creates pathogens for me
I would be so fucking powerful

I would also pick promotion so i could have bishops and viceroys under my rule

>he eventually gets sick of your shit and refuses the deal

GL finding a dying genius who can create pathogens by himself

>implying it wouldn't be a qt3.14 girl that i also forcefeed aphrodesiacs and impregnate non-stop
If my scientists refuse ill give them an extremely painful non lethal disease till they crawl back to me

Well obviously id take several decennia/centuries but eventually id have quite the network/bureaucracy
Immortality for servitude.

White King, Black Rook
En passant

Fuck all of that. Just give me the power to instantly stop being alive.

white king/black pawn. me and my clones could probably accomplish everything we want within a few years.

>black pawn
I wanna have sex with myself dressing as a cute girl desu.

White King and Black Rook hybrid. I'd be the perfect human specimen, able to explore the galaxies since I dont need any air, and able to throw bitchass meteors outta my sight. Life would be pretty damn sweet.

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White rook most likely. I could go live in antarctica if I could make it there presumably. It never said what type of damage specifically so hypothermia is no problem since it'd be instantly removed anyways. If you wanted to get really literal it'd also prevent hunger or dehydration from harming you as well from the description. if that's not how it works though White knight instead. I could view the arctic and teleport to alaska or somewhere less deadly for the cold climate part.