TFW haven't had sex in over a year

a week? i couldn't go a day

>falls for complete fucktier bait
>calls other stupid

please leave and don't come back trust me i'll know

>roastie has a very loose vag
get the fuck out of here whore

a day? I couldn't go an hour

>tfw it's been 3 years
Honestly waiting this long is worse than being a virgin. At least virgins don't fully understand what they're missing out on.

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I'm a male man

>At least virgins don't fully understand what they're missing out on.
>this meme again
The existential pain of not knowing is far greater than the feeling of withdrawl

Heroin is better than sex though. Junkies usually have really low sex drives because it doesn't compare to drugs

Cocaine is better than love or gfs, or any shit like this

Yo you know everyone just treats the symptoms of eternal unhappiness with satisfaction from self improvement. Why don't you just start, program something, learn a tiny bit of a language or instrument, or just write something. It'll make you feel better even if it doesn't mean anything

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a mail man?
how much do you get paid

a better thing to say is
>day 175 without chocolate
because sex isn't a drug its more of a delicacy that isn't related to well-being

High fat food = 150 mmol/dL dopamine
Sex = 200 mmol/dL dopamine
Heroin = 400-600 mmol/dL dopamine
Methamphetamine = 900-1200 mmol/dL dopamine

Just because I saw many posts comparing sex to other stimuli.

Coke is the one vice I can't do without

Except heroin is better than sex and withdrawal only lasts a month sometimes a week. Not comparable these people just can't stand loneliness.

It's literally harder to go without porn+masturbation than it is to go without sex.

It isn't
I'd rather be a virgin

i walk around like this at all times couldn't stand it any other way

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at least you know someone somewhere was attracted to you enough to do that with you, i can't imagine that

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>The existential pain of not knowing is far greater than the feeling of withdrawal
I'd have to agree with this. While it is painful to go years without sex, I can't imagine what it'd feel like to never have experienced the sweet bliss of romantic human intimacy at least once in your life. Also lying in bed on a cold day with the warm body of the girl you love cuddled up to you is better than sex (in my opinion). Fond memories curtail the pain a bit.

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I had sex yesterday for the first time
either sex sucks or I'm asexual

Sex for the first time always sucks user.

>trust me I'll know

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>What's the point?
Are you seriously this retarded? Fuck off.

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Imagine going 7300+ days without sex

W-wow. I bet Some losers haven't had sex in a year.

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>there is no girl in this world that wants to lay beside me to keep me warm

Forget about sex, the one thing I truly crave is this, being held by a girl, laying next to one and smelling her hair and holding her. I will never get to experience young love ever in my life. I will never lose my virginity to a virgin girl. I'm just going to live out as long as I can, there's some benefits in being single I suppose, I guess if I could imagine some, they'd be

>not feeling guilty for being attracted to other women
>not having to inevitably lose the person you love to death, or vice versa
>more money for me (even though there's nothing money can buy me, and I wouldn't spend ridiculous amounts on a girl)
>Not having to worry about Christmas/Birthday gifts
>Not having to worry about getting a girl pregnant
>Not having to worry about stds
>Not lying awake at night wondering how many guys she fucked before settling for you
>Not having an unfunny, uncharismatic whiny cunt sapping all the enjoyment out of your life

This is making me feel better, feel free to contribute, robots

>sex isn't related to well-being
fucking lmao, physically no but mental well being? there isn't anything more important
t. 50 weeks since last time i had sex (cbf counting the actual days but i know it will be an entire year come the 25th of this month)

That shit is long gone

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Boo fucking hoo, who would've thought turning 30 would have ended up like this, you roastie slut

I think I can figure out how to give myself orgasms from this point on. I just need some good old space age technology vibrators and more of these weird sleeping pills that give me intense nightmares.

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that sucks for you man but i had my entire world turned upside down when i fell in love with this chubby autistic asian girl and even wanted to get married to her when she cheated on me and left me
the pain of having loved and then lost the only thing in the world that was keeping you going gives you NOTHING to look forward to anymore
you on the other hand still have hope of finding something (before the inevitable heart break and you realise you were better off blissfully unaware)

>good old space age technology vibrators
Oh wait. Those were discontinued because it threatened your precious genes that didn't die off in the second world war.

>the pain of having loved and then lost the only thing in the world that was keeping you going gives you NOTHING to look forward to anymore
You can do some weird shit but it will never be the same as waking up from a nightmare and seeing them next to you, alive and well.

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Non heroin users dont have a craving for heroin but all humans will want sex. Are you retarded?

How does a chubby asian autistic girl have that many orbiters?

women have more value than men

I don't get you guys and your taking breaks at all. Maaybe to use the bathroom, sure. Nothing else.

Keep at it. We're rooting for you, and remember, practice ALWAYS makes perfect.

are the memories not worth it, user?

this, but straight.

I've heard that feeling this way is normal in Finland. Can any Finn bros confirm this?

I hate this meme and those who make them with all of my being.

You really would considering how easy it is to get laid. Like after the do it the first time it just gets easier

not having to worry about them cheating on your is nice. also hard to have trust issues when nobody has broken it ssine you've had to trust nobody like that.

>this way
The OPs pic quote or what?

I'm so tired I'm not even entirely sure what I was referencing anymore. take your pick

Oh oh someone's gettin mighty toasty, she might even think she's a FEMCEL.
>Fuggin toastlets not even once.

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Made me kek for the first time in a while.
Thanks, user.

>practice ALWAYS makes perfect
Oh user...poor sweet user

Havent had sex in 5 years. Tbh the emotional and monetary drain of dealing with bitches kills my need for irl stimulation. Spank off to some porn and im back to business.

Most everyone experiences sexual urges, only heroin addicts experience urges to use, false equivalency.