Eternal /fph/ Thread

I will never not feel bad for the poor bastard

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>standing up is harder
Oh come on. Are they not seeing this themselves?

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>writer
>still doesn't notice the irony
it's like all that fat is clouding her brain activity

Yeah lets hate people with hormone disabilities. Realy mature
Whats next making fun of braindeads

Shit bait. Are you even trying? You don’t deserve a (you).

t.brainlet

I heard her tell a story one time of neighbors complaining because she was so loud getting fucked by a black guy she brought home one night.

I wish the summer is over

weak b8 fren

I’ve been here since 2007, just so you know that you’ll never experience peak 4choon but I have.

No

I'm lost on this one... what's wrong with being a full grown balding ass man wearing a backpack?

Imagine how many homes an be heated by just burning his fat

you should've just shave it bro

>hormone disability
gr8 b8 m8

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>you should've just shave it
you should've paid just a little more attention in engrish class :^)

These types almost always have a car around the corner or someone who comes to pick them up after an hour or two.

If you offer a ride anywhere to “homeless” and they don’t accept, they almost always have a car or ride scheduled

t. was homeless 10 years ago

Don't be so cruel user, she's a cutie and I'd totally hang out with her. She needs to ditch her owner though.

Just because you piss and moan about how people despise you because you're fat does not make an activist

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>tfw i am that balding man wearing a backpack

the fuck else am i going to use to carry shit, cunt?

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youtube.com/watch?v=HuxxvmTp0S8

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Isn't there a better one of this?

...COLA PREVENTS CORROSION YOU BRAINLET

yeah someone made a joke about if it's a dictatorship you shouldn't be surprised when the infrastructure collapses and tourism is non existant

>reactions before actual post
wow

kek this is a new one to me

Julius' face was pretty good but the true icing on the cake was the woman in the 5th picture down. She was speaking in support of fat people's dignity or something but her fucking face when the people she supported started talking

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she looks like she has down syndrome

Is that fucking Q&A? At least no one watches that shit outside of the inner city.

Newman?

that nigga looks based as fuck too

>standing up is harder
was this not intentional?

>sheetcaking
What the actual fuck is this?

The fuck are you talking about?

this face...it scares me, it has some strange vibes, it's like gazing into abbys

Whooooa bro lmao I thought you were talking about the fatty but you were actually talking about the dog hahaha that's really good dude. First time I've seen this joke nice 1

This tinder profile filled me with hate

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Baking a sheet cake? Idk

m.youtube.com/watch?t=46s&v=momfxtDr5GA

"I'm losing weight so good, I thought I'd treat myself to Dairy Queen. Why ArE YoU AlL FaT ShAMiNG mE?"

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AHHHHHHHHH

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In a really unfunny skit on Saturday Night Live Tina Fey said the President's response to the Charlottesville incident was so crazy that there's nothing left to do but just buy a whole sheet cake and eat it.

Jesus christ, that reminds me of a middle aged hamplanet I went to college with. Had her on snapchat for a while and one day she seemed to be starting to try to lose weight, she started snapping a lot how much she had been walking. Turned out she had been walking to the ice cream store almost every day.

Savage and Based as fuck

Yeah, that'd be pretty fucked up

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Why would you offer them a ride? To where? If he's just sitting there why ask him "need a ride?"

>Princess of Progress
This is a 10 for progressives. I can believe it.

White liberals are literally human garbage

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AAAAAAHHHM WATCHING YOU, ALWAYS WATCHING.

God I fucking hate talmudvision

>this is who's telling you to go back to Jow Forums

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>drumf didnt take charlottesville seriously
>violent BLM thugs murder six cops in Dallas and Obongo sweeps it under the rug

I fucking hate this country

>they didn't even cut it into pieces
>they just grab handfulls like toddlers do

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>talmudvision
kek, never heard that one before

Imagine they try the same on /fph/

people with real hormone disability only make a tiny percentage of american lardasses.

what causes these fat women to have cuts on their legs like that? I've seen this in multiple pictures of different fat women.

>tl;dr: My friend is losing weight and worries me (that she's becoming more attractive than me)

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Don't hate the country, hate the kikes and shabbos goyim that have wormed their way into being an established elite. We live in a country where the elite is at war with its people (white Americans).

hormones dont stop you from eating less, fatty

Actually, you lose weight by not eating candy bars you stupid fucking mongrel I hope you die

I’d say most of those are health indicators. If you consistently lack energy, and you are consistently feeling stressed out, then you might have some problems with your health.

a knife? Is this bait or are you dumb?

being a fatass causes most of that bad shit though, fatties are just completely delusional

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>I'd unironically bang

Why must I love tumblrites?

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very good

you should be ashamed of yourself, user

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>of the entire US population above the age of 12, 4.6% have some form of thyroid condition
>20% of women over 60 have a thyroid condition, which is 2.4% of US population
>1.5% of women who give birth have permanent hypothyroidism due to postpartum thyroiditis, or around 0.2% of total US population
>that gives 2.6% for age/birth related reasons for ALL thyroid conditions, not just hypothyroidism
>that means 2% of US population has thyroid conditions unexplained by these reasons
>this means 6.5 million in the US have thyroid conditions unexplained by the previously stated 2 reasons
>there are 70 million obese people in the United States
>There are an additional 90 million who are overweight but not obese
>There are 160 million people in the US that are either overweight or obese
>there are 6.5 million with thyroid conditions in the US
>If we assume all thyroid conditions are hypothyroidism (which they aren't)
>If we assume all people with thyroid conditions are overweight/obese (which again, they aren't)
>There is still a 24.6 times higher incidence of overweight/obese people without than with thyroid conditions
>yet all fat people have hypothyroidism

I kek'd.

Here's a (you) because I'm as bored as you clearly are, seeing as you made this weakass 1/10 bait.

>good head
Imagine the stench

>how you feel
pretty subjective
>energy
I have not seen a single fatty with even nearly as much energy as I have.
They tend to be out of energy after 1-3 flights of stairs.
>relationship with food
I have not seen a single fatty eating a healthy diet for extended periods of time.
>relationship with self
Im fine, cant say that about most fat people that eat due to frustration.
>relationship with body
Pretty good, I go to great extends to keep it in a good condition, cant say that about fat people.
>mental heath
I get told to maybe have slight assburgers a lot, but that is unrelated to my body and Im fine with that.
>whole body health
Not sure what that is supposed to mean but myimmune system is great, my cardivascular system does better than most people do in their prime and except for bad eyes there is nothing wrong with my body.
>self care routine
1h cardio or 30 minutes high intensity cardio at least every second day, eyeballing macros and substituting some micros plus daily hygiene stuff.
>stress level
It is ok.
>happiness
When getting the runners high, it is cranked up to 11.
Seriously, better than alcohol or weed.

Unless you are actively trying to lose weight I'd say "actual health indicators" is the correct way to live you life.

Obsessing over gym time and what you look like isn't nearly as healthy as how you actually feel.

E.G. Anorexia would technically fit "diet culture health indicators."

COPE
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If it makes you feel any better, she probably has clotted blood in her pubic hair and STDs

What percentage of fat adults were fat as children?

I've always felt sympathy for people raised fat

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