Cringe Thread

>”It’s great for cardio!”

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People here who claim bench pressing is ego lift, you don't need to squat or dead lift too

hmm whats wrong with incline bench?

>”It’s great for cardio!”

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>”It’s great for cardio!”

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I get jogging is meme for cardio but what's cringey about them??

>"post body"

>jogging
>for cardio
>meme
t. brainlet

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Goodbye knees, the exercise.

This faggotry from the other day.

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BASED

If I wanted to cringe, I'd just ask for your lifts.

Holy shit. That's a fantastic exercise to slip a fucking disc in your neck.

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>gyms with no free weights
>no squat racks or benches, literally barbells, just smith machines
and no this isn't just planet fitness

Is this that Slavic dance

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>chains partially lying on the ground
>as you extend your arms further, you progressively start pushing more weight
>at full extension of your arms you are at max intensivity

i can't be the only one who feels like this is actually genius level workout strats, r-right?

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That's what everyone should do instead of a useless static stretching.

I still don't get the point of a decline bench. Is this just for old people who are stiff and can't arch their backs to get into proper pressing position?
Not to mention how dangerous this has got to be. What happens when you miss a rep? With flat bench you have a bar on your chest, okay. With decline bench gravity is pulling that bar down toward your neck. RIP.

>”That’s all you bro!”

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>”It’s great for cardio!”

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?????
nigga what?

fuckoff boomer let the kids have their fun

Samwell Tarly gets one bit if pussy and suddenly thinks he's a Chad.

Jon will be disappointed.

why am i seeing a trap bar deadlift on the thumbnail, but then it vanishes?

>that benchlet ITT that's mad because he fell for the SS meme and now somehow has to cope

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chestlet detected

So new I cringed.

wait have you never heard of bands and chains?

>"strength=size"
>"o yea you lift x amount of weight? post body"

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people trying to make lifting about anything else than lifting. I don't give a fuck about "self improvement", getting a good job, my health, looking good, getting girls, being happy, "social gains" or any of that shit. lifting has nothing to do with those things so just stop. I like lifting just like some people like knitting, some like football and some like collecting stamps.

motivation threads are cringe as fuck, just a bunch of dyels misquoting philosophers and posting instagram tier aphorisms or bad "epic" art. I don't wanna hear about how listening to power metal makes you feel like "muh viking warrior" battling a dragon atop a frozen mountain or such bullshit. You are deadlifting 2 plates. stop.

I also fucking hate bikefags, runfags, and push up threads for some reason.

To add to this long greentext mirin threads.

i started doing them and i feel a good stretch
dorian yates reccomends them

Lifting means different things to different people, I lift for my health and to look good.

nope just stop.

>I don't wanna hear about how listening to power metal makes you feel like "muh viking warrior" battling a dragon atop a frozen mountain or such bullshit.
t. dull autist

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No

yeah those fucking long, pointless ones written by autists who think some girl noticing they gained weight is worth making a thread about.

I also like the obvious fics where the guy starts fucking 9 girls a week due to his gains. like unless you were morbidly obese to begin with, Jow Forumsness won't do a fucking difference in your life.

t. just started lifting one month ago

I like lifting for its own sake too but this is max autism

Hey listen BUD the internet is serious business for serious adults.

how so? imo all those things are autism, pointing that out isn't.

I dare you post body you little bitch

Are you ok?

what the fuck is that? high bar half squats?

Maybe for a retard like you that thinks it's a good idea to load up 200 lbs on your first go

i feel you, being white is cringey af

what the fuck do you mean am I ok?
I guess I am yeah. how is that related?

There's nothing cringier than living past 45 because you took care of the most important muscle in your entire body

*snap*

what a witty retort! have all my gold sir! PM me when you hit that 3 plate pull!!!

*snap*
i hit 5pl8 diddly 2 days ago

Thiccolo Jacques Holdek,widest man in croatia

Is this how you count calories?

The secret is to really smell your spotter's balls.

that's weak and you didn't

No vids no dids.

Fuck off fun hating boomer

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you know I really don't understand you health fags. like what's the point? living to 112? why? so you can be a hopeless burden to the universe for a few years longer? past 30 you have no prospects in any area of life, you're done, that's it, it's over. so why obsess over longevity and health? anything that comes after 30 is already going to be shit regardless.

*SNAP*

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t. 29 years and 364 days old boomer
happy birthday faggot

Wow imagine being this retarded

still waiting for those arguments. it's like those fags on Larry Wheels threads who feel oh so superior to the guy because he might have some slight joint ache at 60. boy they sure got him.
there's a point where life stops being worth living.

same lol

K keep sucking at life.

Thanks for the contribution.

pretty good contribution to the cringe thread user

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based and redpilled

Benching with chains is actually a great workout

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yeah bro why don't you kys then at 30

How old are you? 17?

Kek

based mewposter on far left

Sorry what am I missing here?

>canned goods
>dry grains
>dried fruits
None of these belong in the fridge.

Crossfit in a nutshell
youtu.be/6eCHuFTczsg