/britfeel/

K this air bnb shit is mental. Thanks lad
airbnb.co.uk/rooms/388767

here you go me ol chum

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>That's the trouble, women always want someone who's stronger than them.
>The autistic girls I've come across all have NT bfs, one even explicitly stated she doesn't date other autistics.

It's crazy that eh? That is one thing about women I don't understand. I have a mate who always said that she never wants to be with anyone unless they are more intelligent than her.

As intelligent makes sense, but more intelligent? Can be tough to understand women sometimes even for NTs.

absolutely disgusting

absolutely based

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The birds on here must be autistic. any of the britfeel lasses wanna date me? im a fitty x

Ok well you'll probably dismiss this as bs but anyway, uni accomodation in particular is genuinely not a great place to make friend, it's all down to chance whether you'll share interests etc. and if they're just your average joes they'll be into stuff you may never have been into before. Getting mates through societies is a bit more likely. But I would definitely say there's more lonely people at unis than you think
You're probably better off trying the online chatting on those dating apps and stuff, some people genuinely are better w women than with friends, I've seen it before

Overall point is I think you've convinced yourself everyone is happy and has great full lives when plenty of people, even some around you, don't
The real question is can you deal with that frequent loneliness, it seems to me you're someone who really can't. Hence my comment about suicide, you've got to throw caution to the wind if you're really unhappy. And from what you've said you seem to consider yourself attractive so you'd probably be fine on that side

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>tfw started fapping exclusively to impregnation porn

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absolute original unit

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looks like reviewbrah there but she is soooo hot

noice

thats about the limit of what I like, bigger than that gets a bit silly

I like her skin tone

Fucking love AirBnB. Thinking about staying in this place this winter.

airbnb.com/rooms/4351047?s=51

youtube.com/watch?v=PeLuQ6X2ixI&feature=youtu.be&t=1

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have another you cheeky sod

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i like sophie coady, have a couple of pics of her myself

2 years is enough time to transition into a top Qt. So by 2020 we can all have qt gfs. However, the only thing is some of you lads are going to have to take one.for the team

Now let's be honest. None of you would be here if you were happy with your life, so it's something you should all consider if you want to find happiness

She's a turbothot but she's got some nice tits

Russell Brand shagged her kek, wonder what her reaction was when she saw his nanopenis

alright ebin ye sexy beast

I'm not going anywhere, autistics unite!

>The Ludum Dare 42 theme is "running out of space"
literally one of the worst out of the themes to be picked from

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haha you gay, nigga

why you come here to brag?

Based SP

You've taken the Elliot Baton from me

no fucking way, did he actually fuck her?

youtube.com/watch?v=W5dcEXpViiI

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They were in a relationship briefly

The lad posted an airbnb he was thinking of staying in, so I did the same. It's not a brag.

never forgetti lad

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we should make a channel on cytube and watch Sharpe or something

Lads haven't watched porn in months someone give me the best recommendation ever.

Not too alright, I've only eaten McDonalds today and now have stomach ache. At least I feel better than before I had it I guess

>tfw

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You're pissing off to fucking Malibu while most lads here are rotting in some chav shithole they'll never get out of

impossible without knowing what your kink is

We should make a channel on Youtube and all upload videos to it

I had a spicy meat feast Tesco pizza, it wasn't very nice. Left 1/4 of it

Scat and bbc along with prolapse trannys.

Idk that big tit bird Sophie Caody had me feeling a way.
Shame i couldn't find any penetration stuff with her

I come from a shithole too mate, but you have a point. Didn't think of it that way and I'm sorry.

Not even sure if I'll end up going there anyway.

I envy kids starving in African tbqh lad. I bet they all have a very tightly-knit village community and you can just marry the local village QT

>I come from a shithole too mate,

I thought you come from a lower middle class area?

>Tfw you kept saying 'shippy pls leave permanently'

Maybe someone else with the same filename

I wonder where he'd be if he was still alive now

>check my email
>got rejected from the latest job I applied for

pretty annoyed desu

What do you do for work and why do you post here? Not tryna be rude, just curious

she's just another 'glamour' model that doesn't do hardcore

Poured myself a glass of Captain Morgan white rum and booted up the PS4.

Times to get comfy.

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chad got it instead

for your attention

Tfw

youtu.be/VZt7J0iaUD0

youtube.com/watch?v=-8Q3cA0LnXw

tune for the lads. daddy goes hard x

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When will these "epic trolls xD" realise they're cringier and more pathetic than the kids?

youtube.com/watch?v=ao5j1z5q5l8

marketing consultant working from home, because he's a cyborg weirdo.

salright, not really your fault for posting about your life but it does upset some of the lads, sort of understandably

Didn't find anything in Liverpool street. At St Paul's now.hipefuly pick up inside.

They're both whores. Pick one.

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fuck off andrew you nonce, we know you emotionally abuse unstable underage britfeelers

the one with the bigger tits
simple as

Meat feast and jalapeno was the only pizza I had and I only ate pizza for like a 2 year period in my life.

I used to eat a whole Somerfield pepperoni pizza for lunch when I was in year 10 and managed to get to like 16.5 stone, this exact one in the pic

I haven't had a pizza since, probably been 9 or 10 years since I had a bite of pizza

Might be worse for robots in a tightly knit African village, they probably act like primates and have one alpha male chad mating all the females

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kek not me. /britfeel/ was worse off while you were away
he didn't have it in him to stay alive the way he lived, he burned bright like a star and exploded

Left, right looks like she has some kind of mental condition

Nah we were one of the "posher" families in a working class town. Until I hit puberty and got a growth spurt I was literally too scared to go to the shop because I'd gotten so many beatings off other kids.

I work in the advertising industry. Started posting here years ago, not sure why I came here initially to be honest. But you know how it goes, you never leave.

I used to work in offices with normal people. Maybe I've become weirder since working at home though.

And so he targets another young ass
This one doesn't even larp as a lass!
By golly Andy's getting gayer
Andy andy the noncey bum slayer!
What will sp have in store
When he becomes the bald man's whore?
Watch your step and watch your back
Here cums Father Andy with his sack!

Noncing
Noncing
Forever, Andy, noncing.

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you're a good lid Andrew, I think you genuinely care about the lads here unless it's all done for your ego

MMM BIG NAAAAHRSTIE

Black girl from Botswana made my mini mcflurry and filled it all the way to the top and did like 4 pushes on the topping lever, also filled my coke so it was overflowing at the top. This isn't the first time she's given generous portions either

Couldn't you just get the hammersmith and city line to Farringdon? Bit of a fucking walk from St. Pauls.

honestly lads im glad the self posting rule is there cause youre protected from me

Are you from Glasgow? Can you confirm Possilpark is horrific as I once heard?

maybe she likes you lad. Gonna take a leaf out of shippy's book and go for it ?

Rationality is out the window. Should have gone home three hours ago.

You should give her your generous portion right up her botswana mate.

Yeah I'm from very near Glasgow and I can confirm that. One of the few places I'd never walk around in at night. I'm usually not a pussy about rough areas but that is especially rough.

youtube.com/watch?v=qksndNDMDOw
NICE ONE BRUVVAAAAAAAAA

I usually end up feeling sick after having a frozen pizza, just do it out of convenience. Do you ever cook basic stuff? With all your worrying about hygiene I would imagine preparing your own stuff would be better than mac ds?

It's a good fetish to have lad. Something very primal about it.

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Senor=nonce poster confirmed
this was hilarious desu

would give claudia winkelman a proper good shag, lads. bet i could go for a solid minute

The one on the thots lap

At least walking that way you won't get ripped off by the fake dealers on Cowcross St.

You'll score inside mate. Just keep asking people. You might end up paying over the odds but you'll get something.

mmm fuck that tight pink pussy desu
/COLONISE/

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About 12 pigs outside round the corner by the market. We shall see. Going on now lads. No battery. Wish me luck.

saviour complex lol

Good luck mate, there's no reception in there anyway. Have a brilliant night.

Sauce on that image?! ARRRGHHH I WANT IT

I will think about emailing you when I am sober tomorrow lad. Thank you for your concern.

My irl crush is going on holiday.

Is she going to be fucked silly :(

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She has like 250 people liking her photos on facebook and over 2000 followers, it's not just me she makes generous portions for. I've seen her do it for everybody. It's strange, I recognise every member of the McDonalds staff now in the local one and none are really lookers (males included). I think the most attractive one is the milfish manager who I was supposed to have an interview with last year, she walks around bossing people in her formal tight skirt/shirt

Never cooked, just microwaved stuff or put stuff in the oven. It's worse because I have no real place to prepare or cook stuff and all the packaging makes me think I've included it in my food, I've made sandwhiches just to throw away. I don't really eat out of enjoyment anymore just to make sure I don't fully die, Just gorge myself on plain shredded wheat and weetabix when I have the chance but it's getting harder

Tumblr I think. I can't remember now, sorry.

>Ebin is getting all the negresses

Should never have posted that Azeilia Banks - 212 vid

armchair philosophise all you want, at least Andy is doing something to help the lads here.

How is the relationship between you and tilde?

No lol she won't even know anyone there
Unless she's "off to shagaluf with the ladies"

Not him but I remember getting obsessed with that music video. None of her other songs or videos have done anything for me but that one

look a cuckasaurus
youtube.com/watch?v=FkVfNf8ADec

wHY TF AM I A KEKOSAURUS??!