ITT: r9k tells me what to do

>ITT: r9k tells me what to do
Only stuff I can do in my room.

No self harm.

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Go outside and get some dirt and eat it

Cover youself in ketchup and roll on the wall. If not enough ketchup then at least your ass

>Open the window
>Jump out of the window

Try zuck ya dick

post a timestamp

show your dick

can you read faggot ?
no ketchup in my room
that would be self harm
tried and failed

cover your legs with a shirt, hug them and roll around the floor like a ball.
i'm almost 20 and i've been doing this for years when i'm bored

Post a pic of your cum rag

Masturbate for 2 hours

Order Contact Lenses
Workout
Read a Book each day

Give your heart to Jesus Christ

Appreciate the picture on the wall

This shit is starting to feel a lot like MSPAdventures

Easy
Sounds like its fun

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Yell at women and niggers from your window.

Call SWAT on yourself and open the door dual wielding kitchen knives

Wear every t-shirt you have on top of each other.

try to dab as fast as this guy
youtu.be/hh7Gu3MsGH8

It's uncomfortable
my heart already belongs to jesus

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cover your legs with the shirt that you're wearing it, not with a new one

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I couldn't fit it over my knees

what do you have in your room, OP?

try to ejaculate as fast as you can

Post a video drinking your own cum!

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piss bottles
a knife
all kinds of trash

Start mewing
Originally oreginal

Learn to juggle faggot

Build a thrash sculpture.

try to draw a pepe

orgasm

yea cut trash up with knife, make sculpture

Make a trash shrine to your piss bottles to please the old ones

Tried my best
Original

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lost
Originalisimo

The one on the top is the oldest

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Now destroy your room and punch holes in your walls

do illegal drugs
or legal drugs
just do drugs

I only do jesus

OP being a massive faggot again. Who knew this would happen?

Drink that 5th of vodka your dad left by your bed when he was raping your faggot jew ass hole.

do a fortnite dance

>drink from the piss jug!

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The old ones are pleased
you may have a gf now

flip your mattress upside down

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NOW YOU'RE THE TRASH MAN

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comfy
roll trips and I'll do it

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cover one of your arm with your saliva and post pic of wet saliva'd arm

Become the trash man?

Bump muh man

Prank call 911 do it op!

here is your pepe

orgasmically original

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You better actually drink from the jug

Bump for science man!

Bump for the piss gods

You better post a video of you drinking from the jug op!

add pubes to the piss jug

Bump for the piss king!

Open your window, yell "GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW" as loud as you can and send us a vocaroo.

check muh trips, phaggot.

Goddam someone roll trips op needs to drink his own piss!

roll for piss drink

Drink piss roll

Also cum in your own mouth

Rolling but unironically why do people have piss bottles?

Drink the piss
do it now

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Modern art in a nutshell. Kudos OP though.

Goddam the suspense is killing me!

OP YOU WILL PLEASE THE PISS GODS

rolling 4 peepee in mouf

to piss? how retarded do you have to be to need an explanation?

rolling for op to piss on the floor and drink it up

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drink up,phaggy-boi

Hope you're thirsty OP

op pls do not drink thy piss

Why don't you piss in a fucking toilet?

drink all your piss, phagget

fucking losers can't even roll trips

chump ass bitch faggot smegma licker

Just drink it already

thread derailed into people just wanting some good old fashioned piss drinking

construct a shit swastika

This thread has gone on for too long
end it now and drinky thy pissy

Post feet

E

>a random post asking op to dring his piss

Try swallowing your fist
Post results

pissy pissy sippy sippy

shut up and watch these piss trips you loser

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Piss drink your piss hurry now piss piss better not miss

pissy time, OP

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TIME TO DELIVER OP DRINK THAT PISS YOU FUCK

Trips get drink up op!

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w-will this make me sick ?
the bottle is like 5 months old

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He actually done that, what a madman

My god op will deliver also worse that will prolly happen is that you will puke

You know what you said now drink it ALL

Im blessed enough to have black Chad, or as you call it Tyrone, facial features. I lost my v card when I was 17 and was sadly disappointed one I realised how much of an overrated thing it is. Remember being like "I waited 17 years for this craps?!?!?!?!

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hes just gonna pour it into the fucking sink and hope we are happy with a slightly emptier piss bottle

unless he makes a video

Post video for proof!

I opened it and it smells like rotten eggs
almost had to puke from the smell

At minimum take a sip on video. this will please us