/r9gay/ - #413

My gut is telling me it was Sweden, but you'd have to ask him yourself. They're guaranteed to show up eventually.

Thread that shouldn't exist.

stand in front of them and press A, we've been through this user.

Hey, atleast you didn't freak out when a date actually went good and cut contact due to fear

>Sweden
Oh boy, better start lurking this hellhole again

I can't even get the to the date level I just ruin it all by spouting random facts about my self.
I always choke on my words even in text.

>like about 20 guys on tindr today
>only a single match

wake me up

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they'll survive.

ITT: 19 year olds with with friends, dates and "totes anxiety you guise"
again

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The only time I used tinder I found my childhood friend cross dressing I deleted the app soon after.

Uhh sweetie im a 21 y old shut in virgin that plays games all day.

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but then how do you find guys to reject you?

i usually can match with most guys on tinder but most guys are ugly basedboys so it's not that great

Just look out for either this picture or one of Satania.

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Tell us the story user origigi

on r9k they're the only people I talk to desu

what sort of vidya do you like?

pokemon and yu gi oh.

Only the best I like single player mmos

>single playe
> mmos

?????

Mostly coop shit, pvp games are fun too.

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>pokemon

I love pokemon i tried going on the pokemon board but everyone there seems to childish do you browse it ?

why are you pretending to be me user-kun?

I used to but mostly I just play it, I stopped after gen 5 though.

How are you supposed to tell if people online want to talk?? I can't tell when people are tired of talking for the day?

I dont know, i dont talk with people.

>Kingdoms of Amalur
Stuff like that.
or even playing an mmo by myself.
Are you pretending to be a man of taste?

one word answers are generally the telltake sign of either a poor conversationalist or someone who doesn't want to talk. Both of these are indicators of douchebaggery however.

If I were doing that I would just start classical posting.

>being bad at something makes you a douchbag

would you date this bad boy?

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So it's alright for me to keeps sending as long as they don't say buy or a 1 word response?

god, i hate furries

I wish I had a guy like this to pin me down and completely make me his bitch.

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I love birbs.

yes it does. I'm the most socially awkward bastatrd one could hope to meet but while the thots of my peer group were out getting fucked like whores I studied the art of literature and of conversation. I attended wine tastings and art galleries to inspire my writing. One should always seek to better themselves.

go to bed kero

You're aware, I hope, that Kero isn't the only one here with an appreciation of the more intellectual pursuits? Kero hasn't been around for ages anyway right?

>flirt with cute guy on grindr
>tells me to send a pic of my ass
>I do
>calls me a slut and bails
What did I do wrong?

'twas a test user. You failed.

>What did i do wrong?

You trusted him user that what you did wrong now post your discord account name NOW !

>intellectual pursuits

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KERO, fuck off! just fucking leave you cunt!

are you georgia?

No, i dont date people that i dont know.

You're too easy and eager to get lewd. Not a good sign for one who wants a stable relationship.

well, the kid's got a point. Clearly he's a very educated man of fine tastes! He goes to wine tastings, weren't you listening?

>What did I do wrong?
hole was too loose and/or poopy

>only been working out a month.
>already seeing visible muscle increase.

finally a good feel.

No my asshole is tight and I clean my ass everyday.

No, I don't live in that shit hole. I live in the artistic capitol of the world, New York. I attend five course dinners every night and watch on while the thots in my pear group claim social welfare payments ahahahah. plebs.

He can taste my shit if he wants, maybe hell get smarter from that.

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just wanna see what this pic looks like

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Not sure if I should date a trap, what do r9k

>hell
I guess we know what socio-economic group you belong to you filthy fucking nigger.

Me too, what is your writing like? Want to be my boyfriend?

Don't do it. They tend to be unstable and usually won't look like a trap in a few years.

Date a cute normal guy instead

>tfw no suicide bf
Why even live?

hell hell hell hell

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i hope you're talking about the city, because the rest of the state has nothing to brag about

cuteboy twinks are so much better

>why do always blush when your around me ?

Who said I write? SILENCE! I study the art of the blade. I'll fucking kill you cunt.

I don't live in NY but I'd like to be your bf, do you write user?

I will never be this cute and that makes me very upset

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>replying to a larper
you faggots are desperate as fuck lmao

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Don't worry user at least you're not stupid like

Why do men always grab my butt in gay clubs?

Hey. Does anyone want to date a complete loser that barely tries to improve his life?
Taking requests.

you're supposed to be your own flavor of cute

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I can offer you the same thing.

Depends on what you look like, Ill fuck anything that looks good.

you already know everyone here besides me looks like a dentist office before picture

Kiss me right know r9gay !

I'm board of you lower class people, besides, I have a cotillion to attend with a very beautiful woman. I'll see you loosers later I guess. I bid you a duke.

H-heh.
Sold!

Am i for sale?

I can't kiss you right know,
I don't even know how to kiss!

Then...let me teach you

When did you all realize you were gay?

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Only if I can buy you.

When i meet you user :)

When I sucked my friend's cock in seventh grade.

You can buy me, im not that expensive.

When a dude in the locker room at school got a boner by accident and when I went home I tried to get my dick to do the same thing and I jerked off for the first time thinking about it. Then i thought I'd broken my dick bc I didn't know what semen was.

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My budget is free.
so are you mine now?

Well i need a master so being yours would be nice.

>tell crush i like him
>i ask if he'd go out with me
>he says no
>he says that im his friend
>tfw friendzoned
>tfw he isn't even that good looking and i have feelings for him
i fucking hate this
i fucking hate him
fuck bi guys
>tfw he called me a clingy girl
fuck you cunt
i tried my best not to bother you with texts

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I dont how to kiss either I guess we can learn together.

Nevermind.
I can't handle that kind of responsibility. Maybe next time.