>ITT: ROBOTS WITH CHAD QUALITIES
List your Chad qualities and your robot qualities, I'll go first.
Chad:
> I'm highly athletic (won a region tournament)
>I'm described as being very charismatic
>I've had more sexual partners than I can count, male and female
Robot:
> I don't have many friends anymore.
> Recently I'm kind of a brainlet
> I'm 5'5"
>tfw no one replies to your 200 iq bait thread
Chad:
>I'm 6'2
>relatively strong and athletic (there's a 24 hour gym beside my house)
>have nice cheekbones (so I'm told)
Robot:
>Have the social skills of a rock
>social anxiety and depression
>virgin
>only friend is a psychopath
>no job
>spend all day on computer
aside from outing yourself as a DIRTY BAITER, heres mine
chad:
>im fairly athletic
>6,3
>quick witted
robot:
>pretty much a lanklet
>virgin
>have 0 fiends
>to autistic to get internet friends
>DIRTY ENGLISHMAN
OP is not-so-subtly bragging about being gay.
Chad:
>6'2
>Multiple romantic relationships
>170lbs and toned
>been called "friendly and easy to talk to" on several occasions
Robot:
>can only engage in conversations if someone else initiates it
>typically take days at a time to reply to text
>don't have anyone i can consider my friends anymore
>only been broken up with in a relationship; never ended a relationship myself
>watches a shit ton of anime
Chad:
>Nice face and jaw line
>Can talk to almost anyone
>Girls like me when I don't try
Robot:
>Ginger
>Virgin
>Can't start a conversation
>Can't talk to girls I like
>Drink a lot
>Chubby
>5'7
>Ginger
Shoulda just ended the traits there, user, enough had been said.
>6'4"
>Jow Forums
>roasties have complimented my eyes
>smart / doing well in uni / going to do well post uni
Chad
>strong jawline
>regularly lift
>can do things many people are scared of with ease
Robot
>never had a gf
>manlet-ish
>extremely introverted
>had sex
>robot
I don't think you get how this works
>strong as fuck (not naturally just trained way too much)
>good looking face
>hazel eyes
>intelligent as fuck intellectually
>play several musical instruments and produce music
>diagnosed alcoholic
>currently a NEET, got kicked out of navy school
>ED
>5'7
>very little social life
Last one is kind of a cyborg trait I guess.
Idk if 200 IQ is good or bad.
Youre not a robot.Neither are you.
>described as highly charismatic
>known to be outgoing
>everyone knows me as an extrovert and asks why I don't have a gf
>6'0
>known to be a laugh at parties
Robot
>depressed
>Awkward and nervous all the time
>not many close friends
>dumb
>fat
OP here, the fat part can be an easy fix friend no? Do you go for walks or anything?
>ROBOTS WITH CHAD QUALITIES
AKA Cyborgs
I do exercise a lot, it's just my eating desu i need a better diet plan
chad:
>i fuck women
>not smelly or short
robot:
>autistic
>suicidal
>etc
chad:
>above average pee pee
>smart
>good at video games
>good hair genes from granddad
roboto:
>not socially initiative
>play too much video games
>lazy
>manlet
>metabolism on crack mode
>cant grow facial hair
>white as fuck
>awful skin problems
Chad:
>Tall
>Muscular
>Assertive when I have to be
>Say what has to be said if no one else will
>Make eye contact no matter what when talking to people
Robot:
>Fat
>Weird
>no ambitions
>lazy
>hate myself
On a side note does anyone else keep seeing a bunch of shit relating to what they're doing at the moment on the internet? I'm sure it's all in my head, but it keeps happening. Like I started playing MGSV for the first time a few days ago, and now I keep seeing images of it.
>you will never be the Big Boss smoking a Phantom Cigar with all those medicinal herbs, while riding on your helicopter
>good or bad
Its twice the mental capacity of the average human
be my dirty englishman bf
Chad:
>Am decent looking
>Drive fuccboi ricer sportscar that's pretty clean
>Go to the gym and lift 4-5 times a week
>Make decent money
>Have slept with 30+ women.. don't even count / care anymore
Robut:
>the fact that i've homewrecked so many women's lives makes me realize they're all stacey, unfaithful pieces of cock-thirsty shit who are biologically incapable of monogomy
>hang out on this board on a fucking Friday night talking to you aspies instead of partying and homewrecking more roasties
>play too many vidya and am a nerd
Chad:
>considered extremely intelligent with a great memory by others, I'm at least above average
Robot:
>plaque psoriasis
>lazy eye
>bad teeth
>overweight
>personality ranges from ass burgers to aggressive and off-putting
>short
>reclusive, not a NEET though
>told I have a baby-face
>told I'm arrogant by the same people that overestimate my intelligence
>have a psycho stare, everyone thinks I'm a potential terrorist
>only hobby is guns, play vidya all day, only "normal" thing I enjoy is rollercoasters
Chad:
>easily make girls laugh and have interesting conversation
>considered smart one of friendship group
>can easily lead a group and take charge of a situation
>manly jawline
>have had a long term gf
Robot:
>5'6
>5 fucking 6
>napoleon complex
>standoffish with strangers
>simultaneously hate self with superiority complex
>poorfag
>womanly hips
>chad
>decent athletically
>confident
>good face
>emotionally independent
>have been told I could lead a cult
Robot
>autistic
>bigbrained
>lanklet manlet
>horrible acne
>social anxiety occasionally
>cannot into small talk
>reclusive
Chad:
>Decent Face
>Can come up with quips quick
>Taller 6'
>164 lb
>Financially independent
>Godlike at vidya
>Can play guitar pretty well
Robot:
>Hikkikomori
>Kissless Virgin
>Weeb
>Critical of everything, to an extent that everyone gets annoyed
>I dislike everyone
>Extreme depression and paranoia
chad
>very charismatic (most people like me when they first meet me)
>go work out alot
>good at fighting
robot
>no freinds
>manage to fuck up everything
>no gf
>virgin
chad:
>6'1
>muscular
>great genetics
>good face
>supposedly used to charismatic, but i don't believe it.
>also told i'm smart as fuck
robot:
>antisocial as fuck
>reclusive
>hate myself for some reason
>severe trust issues
>no drive
>no money
>pessimistic
autism is one hell of a drug kids
chad:
>average penor
robot:
>aspie
>manlet
>framelet
>anxiety
>depression
>missing left eyebrow
>deformed chest
who else here /nohope/
Chad:
>Smart
>Funny
>Empathetic and good leadership skills
Robot:
>Average looks
>Akward
>Insecure