I (mid-20s, female) have a problem. I've only lurked here before but you guys might be the only ones who even know what I'm talking about. Basically for the last two weeks I've only been able to masturbate to Sam Hyde. I've been depressed and have become more and more reclusive. I've been working from home as much as possible rather than going into the office (I work at a tech company so as long as I have my laptop I can work from anywhere). Work has been slow, so during most of my time I've been binging all of Sam's content. I knew of him for years but never really cared too much until recently for some reason, and now I feel like I'm starting to fall in love with him. Is that insane? The friends I do talk to are worried because I won't shut up about it. I've had BFs (and GFs) before and I get invited to go out to clubs and bars but I always cancel. All I wanna do is stay inside and watch Sam. His laugh enchants me and I think he's really cute. I made him my desktop background and my phone background. I dream sometimes that we're dating and when I wake up I'm really sad.
My last 2 relationships were with women and I thought maybe I was just gay and would never be attracted to men again until I got into Sam's vids. Now he's the only thing that gets me going. I have a very specific and weird fantasy I think about a lot where I roleplay Sam's mommy and bring him tendies or whatever else he wants while he plays games and stuffs his face with junkfood. I guess you could also consider me to be into feedism because I really get off on feeding guys. My last bf was 400 pounds and all my friends thought it was really weird because I'm not fat. But Sam wouldn't need to be 400 pounds--he's sexy at any size and I like skinny guys too. If he called me mommy I would melt.
I'm actually working on a fan project that I might post here at some point and I really hope he likes it if he ever sees it. Sorry, this got long, I just needed to get this off my chest. Thanks if u read!
That is perfectly normal waifuism (in your case - husbandoism).
Zachary Cooper
retarded larp but im in love with sam too
Luke Russell
I'm actually 100% dead serious is the sad thing, but at least I'm not alone? I'll fight you though if it came down to it.
Matthew Bennett
Kys roastie slime no one wants you here
Isaiah Wilson
ok lol
Yeah I guess it's not that weird given the type of person who browses this board but it's still making my friends hate me lol
Anthony Ward
i would fight you for him. too bad he has a gf. also too bad hes cheated on every single gf he ever had, with multiple women. sad day.
Anthony Carter
F But hey if he's cheated on every gf he's had maybe I can at least get him to cheat with me
Jose Sanchez
>but you guys might be the only ones who even know what I'm talking about. > for the last two weeks I've only been able to masturbate to Sam Hyde. Yep, we are specialists on that. Happens to me every few months. Suddenly only the sexy hobo beard of Sam Hyde can calm my erections. And I'm not even a fag.
If I were actually Sam Hyde I would just look in the mirror and jack off
Happens to the best of us I suppose
Grayson Adams
maybe if your partner count is
Ethan Hall
i love all the guys that dont believe how many girls love sam. hes fucked hundreds of women. no lie.
Jose Campbell
I've been with two (and a half I guess because during an attempted hookup with a friend I was too nervous and his dick was too big to consummate the act) guys and two girls.
Angel Gray
oh and regarding the anal thing I've never had anything but fingers there but I would gladly give Sam my anal virginity
Jackson Garcia
well gl. just prepare to be mentally damaged afterwords lol
Owen Scott
oh also whats your age? jc
Jaxson Wilson
Honestly with some of the shit that's happened to me he would have to be extremely evil to make a real, comparable dent. But thank you?
Justin Murphy
you have no idea lol
Aiden Adams
I'm 25 so hopefully not too old haha.
Btw Sam if you're reading this I make 65k a year and it's not the best but it's enough to buy you loot crates and Goobers
Robert Hughes
hes loaded from crypto
Chase Flores
Good point, haha. Then I will pay him in other ways
Connor Turner
Also I'm curious. I've heard a good deal but nothing that's scared me off obviously
Elijah Sullivan
yeah I was the same way. always have to learn my lesson the hard way.
Oliver Ross
If the hard way is Sam's cock then that's all that matters in the end.
Seriously though, I've got some actual (as in clinically diagnosed, not bs "I took an online quiz") issues and trauma. Maybe Sam just seems kinda "off" in a relatable and familiar way and it's somewhat comforting. I think that's what gives me the desire to know him, even if it might be a bad idea.
Jacob Martin
i am a friend of sam. i sent this to him - he has yet to reply
Jordan Phillips
RIP my dreams
Dominic Peterson
So was that thread about Sam Hyde dying in a motorcycle accident just some rando with the same name?
Dominic Jenkins
another larp
Dominic Cook
Probably. That means there's still hope.
Isaac Long
The article said the guy was 25. I forget how old Sam is but older than that.
Thomas King
i am sam hyde. i find this post amusing. haha.
Ian Turner
I know this isn't true but I'm going to pretend it is so I can pretend Sam interacted with me once
Levi Ramirez
april 16, 1985
Gabriel Jackson
Thx for new pasta. Does the mere mention of his name make you wet?
Elijah Peterson
Thanks man
Also anyone who is actually Sam should email me at [email protected] with proof otherwise u are a LARP and I hate u for leading me on ;;
Seriously, I've probably been browsing this site since before the spaz who posted that was born lmao
Robert Martinez
>that circle overlay fuck I haven't one since those threads on /b/ like 9 years ago where people post photos of girls form their facebook and put this overlay on it to fap
Oliver Lopez
I've been told by several people that I remind them of a twink Sam Hyde. Maybe you should date me, darling.
Sadly the circle overlay censored image was all I could dig up :( What a nostalgia blast though.
I'm only interested in dating women or Sam. Sorry!
Charles Ortiz
>If I were actually Sam Hyde I would just look in the mirror and jack off you got something to tell us, Sam?
Austin Carter
you guys accusing me of being Sam are just honestly making me sad because if Sam were posting this he would be here with me and that will never happen :(
Bentley Allen
>twink lol loses all sams physical appeal
Hunter Roberts
>cant master ate to the Hydester Lol, put a bullet in your brain you fucking Jewish nigger
