I live in a poorfag ugly Russia with the average height of 5'10 and still feel short at 6'2 because literally everyone...

sojaa blaa blaa gagaaank gaanker daanker spaanker jeeee geet braak daag saak

spraagelang ddag jeee t noot smoot goot spraage dang raake baaake kaake

liige piige diige, suug soog booga loog t soja bongo doongo

Niederlaaander saander, niigerlaander jee, piige liige soog boo, t soja schreet deet foog du

if you're over 5'10 and you worry about your height it's your own fault youre not making it

nijet jee niederlaander traader hier

I’m a 5’10” American, went on a trip to Vladivostok and had trouble with the ladies there.

Stop being so insecure.

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kaan du niet veerstee niederlaander hier doo hoomooeren

Gaa eja bate maaer go burnga es doo?

>had trouble with the ladies there.
Obviously.

no, your mother

Wtf is this? It's certainly not Dutch and I should know since I´m Dutch.

I’m finished. Pls forgive me for my transgressions.

Here is Club Ra, they only are open during spring and summer on the coast. The people there were incredibly friendly and were eager to show me cool spots in the city. I felt like Russians were just as tall as Americans, it didn’t feel like Holland. Waaaay less obesity there though, that’s for sure.

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Luube jee t gest zoom buug boog

Lide jee t zoom op gaud mood birjt

>Waaaay less obesity there though, that’s for sure.

thank you based sanctions

I fucking hate being 5'10. Sure, you're not a dwarf, but you're too average for anyone to notice you. If I was 6'4 I would go bearmode. Everyoe would notice me.

Pleeg zelfmoord aub.

Fucking this. What city, St. Petersburg? It already has the tallest males in country, and if you filter out all the muzzies (70% manlet tier), you are looking at 6'-6'1" average height.

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Ag gest baa geer maan ger te guu...

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zelmooord orrdo t zoom gaub doo

i come back to the board after 6 months and people are still making the exact same threads word-by-word
im starting to feel like this board is populated by schizos

Guurt gaart baart taart

Niederlander fakken

Aag geest baa geeir maan ger te guu

Height is one category of attraction you cynical man.

Having people “notice” has never been an issue. You fixating on something you can’t control is a waste of your neurons and generally a retarded thing to do.

Don’t confuse the being above average man with a .1% man.

You’re fuckin 5’10”. I am too. It’s never been an issue in social circumstances. You’re average height. What about your fitness? Your appearance? Your job? Your charisma?

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If I was huge beast, I could rape women and they would enjoy it. Since I am 5'10 midget they would call the police and no charisma would help me. Fuck this life.

niet niet niet NIEDERLANDER SELBST ALLE

I wish I could help you but it’s clear that you are probably mentally ill, need therapy, and need to stop watching porn among other things. Sad.

We matched with the same Nicole

This board and several others I visit have the exact same shitposters that post their same shit for years, YEARS. Not exaggerating. Always negative. Always excuses. Always sad.

Here, /trv/ korea/Japan shit posters, race bait BBC dick shit, sluthate mentally ill shit.

How funny. Those matches are in Seattle from last summer. Are you still in the pacific north west? I’m living in Tacoma now.

I wanna hug you

Ik ben 181 en ik voel me al klein

How was Vladivostok?

what a slut

I was treated really well as an American. I speak a little Russian but young people have some grasp of English.

The street markets were really cool and unique.

The clubs and bars were incredibly fun. Despite my typo I got with 2 girls during my week there. Tinder works too.

Saw some theatrical performance of a WW2 rendition, was really neat.

Made some friends and we played Russian version of kings cup

The city square had a bunch of cool shops and such. Really delicious food I’ve never tried before .

The people in the hostels were really helpful, sociable and friendly.

Saw a “Victory Parade” given the historical context of Vladivostok.

Overall it was one of my favorite trips I’ve been on.

I can dump pictures if you’d like.

Pic is a Soviet restaurant that turns into a poppin club at night.

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Please do. And thank you for your reply. Sounds nice.

Née sooja blenblaano tuuwarra bín

my wife is Ukrainian
pick one up, fellas
they fucking hate fat people
they mock them to their face

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What difference does it make what he wants when he has to fap into a tissue?

I love Natalia so much. How can real women even compare?

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dude she's like a 7/10 for that country (no offense meant)
it's an amazing place

Sojajuja maagelaa jeet t bin soja soja ganker daank

Now you’re just talking gibberish

Nanel iyoka der a Monstrosa bandan perlemme

>Ukr*ine
>amazing place
Literally Sub-Saharan Africa tier shithole

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I second this. My wife is also from Ukraine (Odessa). Filter through the gold diggers and you will not be disappointed.

bro go post this on /fa/, you look like a fa poster with your school shooter bowlcut

gooraaken hoed moed dibloed groed 191 broed 175 skoed 165 bankerjoed 185

Minajel deyardacan oloowi loowi

Damn. I’m a turbomanlet too and every time I’m in Amsterdam i have to tiptoe to use the urinals. I feel for you homie.

jaader jeem juulegooken jek bek geuk gooberluuder jaamaanpaaeuker boog hoogen skaskoolen

are you a commie

why did you want to go to russia

Get a haircut and start lifting bro

Thanks for the advice :) I associate with too many normies to think a 2-block is school shooter tier. But good to know

I’m a college track athlete, I stay lean thanks. Not trying to bulk up and still run a faster than a 4:40 mile.
I made Russian friends while I was living in Korea so I visited them on my vacation

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dumping i guess

this is raw pork with some borscht

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rehearsal of a russian rock group

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meet Alex, Alexander, Alec, and Vladimir

One dude translated back and forth while we ate Russian-Chinese food

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This is a Russia appreciation thread.

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looks likes an awesome trip. but really far! considered adding in my cross country euro trip until I looked up the location

Best women in the whole world.

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Here's a victory parade celebrating the defense of Vladivostok. Had a bunch of tanks, cars, hella people, closed off the streets.

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Russian friends I made, they took me to Club Ra opening night, here we were playing Russian version of King's Cup.

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Here's a poster of the theatre performance. The actors were incredible.

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It's definitely out of the way!

But if you are ever in East Asia or SE Asia I'd absolutely recommend making a trip to Vladivostok. The people are very warm.

maybe someday soon, thanks for sharing

Is this an actual fucking language?
doot boot mcgoot scoot beeeeee

He with out a doubt gets more pussy than you my man lol At least he’s out there meeting women while your bitch ass is on Jow Forums being mad and insecure.

What are you talking about you weirdo? Why are two random people not allowed to stop and take a photo without you sperging out?

You seriously need to leave this website

baan zaam boot go t jee beep boop

How do you live somewhere where the average height is 5'10", but everyone is 6'1-6'4"?

>average height is 5'10
>somehow every guy is handsome and 6'5

whatever you say, mikhail.